Im not usually a beer drinker but Bud with lime tastes like the beach to me, the real beach, not this silly Disney beach.
I think anything with a lime in it tastes like a beach. You know what doesn't taste like a beach?
Sand with a lime in it.
not good.
When is a beach not a beach? When you can't go in the water. Then it's just a big kitty litter box with frustrated people on it.
I look out at the beautiful lake were not allowed in. I wonder how long its been this way, that Disney wont allow you in the water. Ive always assumed it was because there are alligators in there but recently I read that theres some killer bacteria that will swim up your nose and eat your brain. Either scenario doesnt sound too pleasant to me.
Me either.

Maybe there's something to be said for ice cold Manitoba lakes....
nah.
Mr. Squid asks Monkston for some Cheetos and she hands the bag to him. And I am not exaggerating when I tell you that within a minute of his first crunch, two ducks come running purposefully out of the water right at him. Ive never seen a duck move so quickly. They wont hurt us, right?

Attack of the killer water fowl. Coming soon to a wetland near you.
I dont know what happened to Fearless. He didnt try to make friends again after that day. Id like to think he found his family and they kept him safe.
That's a cool story. Thanks for sharing!
But then I still believe my parents took our rough-housing golden retriever Rusty to a farm where he could be live out the rest of his days much happier than at our house.
What do you mean? Of
course Rusty went to a farm. Dogs love farms, right? Right?
And heres a little video.

That's hysterical! I'm at work, so I don't know if there's sound, but I kept imagining a silly little tune playing on a piano during the 'dance'.
We had fun with the ducks for quite a while so I think the $47 I spent for Cheetos was well worth it.
See? You're not just paying for food... you're paying for entertainment, too. Hence the justification of the high cost.
(Disclaimer: Before anyone says so, I realize that this was probably not the smartest thing to do and that we shouldnt feed the ducks processed junk food. Though judging from the way they charged at us for it, my guess is that theyve tasted Cheetos before.)
Hunh. And my guess was... Lighten up people!
I havent finished my beer so I decide to take it with me since it cost $68.
A wise choice, grasshopper.
I hope that I dont look too trashy shopping in my coverup (albeit a really cute one) holding a beer.
Oh, please, please tell me you had your hair in big curlers and were wearing fluffy pink slippers too. please.
This is a deluxe hotel, right? Wheres the Brie? Wheres the pate? This is the cheese selection? I see Gouda, Cheddar, Swiss, American
. not even a Boursin? A Cracker Barrel spread?
It might be a Deluxe... but it's Disney Deluxe. Real deluxe prices without the real deluxe service and amenities.
Amenities, definition: A common happening at the end of Church.
I see chips, chips, chips, cookies, cookies, donuts.
Chips, chips, chips, chips, chiiiiips! Lovely chips! Wonderful chips! Lovely chips! Wonderful chips!*
*sung to the tune "Spam" by Monty Python.
Hello! I'm right here, reading your TR!
I suddenly think of Sandy Duncan. Wow. I bet nobodys said that in a while.
Oh, shoot. I can't see utube vids at work. It'll have to wait until Monday night or Tuesday.
We pick out a mid-range Chardonnay and head over to the counter. We discover that we can use our AP discount on everything, even the wine! So now our bill is only $249! Yay us!
Score!... or... not.
It all comes together pretty nicely except I cant get the salami to stay folded. After being pressed together between plastic for so long it just wants to stay flat.
Really, is there anything worse than flat salami?
I think not.
I'm shocked,
shocked that you didn't pack up then and there and head for home with your heads held high and your wallets tightly clutched.
Thanks again for another fun update!
