Disney Magic and the Toilet Tragedy!!! We love MULAN!!!

This story made my day, I laughed I cried I smiled!!!
 
What a sweet story!

Has she seen in Finding Nemo where he jumps down the drain to get to the ocean? Maybe the squid jumped from her hands with the same plan! ;)
 
That is one of the sweetest stories I've heard in a while. How wonderful for Julie, Mulan, and Mushu to go the extra mile for your daughter. Thank you for sharing it with us.
 
That little bit of pixie dust made my day. Thank you for sharing.
 

What was even funnier about your clueless hubby was that not only did he not clue in to the fact that she'd been enthralled with the toy squid all day, but that he thought your 3 year old was eating squid in the first place! Did she get the squid nuggets kids meal for lunch? :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

Very funny (and sweet!) story.
 
GREAT STORY. I just LOVE :love: Disney Magic. :wizard:
 
I guess misery loves company, because I'm secretly a little glad to know that it's not just me that this kind of squid-eating potty scenario happens to. My sister and I kid each other about OUR version of "the things we thought we'd NEVER hear ourselves say to our children". Not "because I'm the Mom, that's why", but precious gems like:
* "Take Barbie's legs OUT of the jello!"
* "Don't wipe your nose on the remote control."
* "What are you doing? Don't stick your head between the closing elevator doors!"
* "Honey, this is Mommy's deodorant, not a glue stick"
* "Ack!! Get the vaccuum cleaner hose out of your mouth?!"
and this perennial favorite (I'm afraid I'm not even kidding on this one...)
"DON'T *LICK* THE TOILET!!!! WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!!!!!"
The latter was followed, quite predictably, but much gnashing of teeth, flooding of the affected mouth with Listerine, running of hot water, pumping of soap, rewashing, re-rinsing. You get the general idea...
 
bunnysmum said:
I guess misery loves company, because I'm secretly a little glad to know that it's not just me that this kind of squid-eating potty scenario happens to. My sister and I kid each other about OUR version of "the things we thought we'd NEVER hear ourselves say to our children". Not "because I'm the Mom, that's why", but precious gems like:
* "Take Barbie's legs OUT of the jello!"
* "Don't wipe your nose on the remote control."
* "What are you doing? Don't stick your head between the closing elevator doors!"
* "Honey, this is Mommy's deodorant, not a glue stick"
* "Ack!! Get the vaccuum cleaner hose out of your mouth?!"
and this perennial favorite (I'm afraid I'm not even kidding on this one...)
"DON'T *LICK* THE TOILET!!!! WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!!!!!"
The latter was followed, quite predictably, but much gnashing of teeth, flooding of the affected mouth with Listerine, running of hot water, pumping of soap, rewashing, re-rinsing. You get the general idea...

I love these - a couple from my house:
When DD was in 4th grade, looking for supplies for her science experiment, "No, honey, not the *balsamic* vinegar"
When same DD was 16 and on her way out of the house to take part in a famous local teen ritual called "tagging the grafitti bridge", "Have a good time, honey, and don't get arrested!"
 












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