Disney Kid Jokes

[Atchley]

Does anyone know of any kid friendly jokes for my DS. He loves to try to tell jokes and he really loves Disney. Here is one the we got off the board awhile ago:

Q: Why did Tigger look into the toilet?

A: To find Pooh!



I know a little gross, but trust me, little boys love it!

Anyone else?

 

[DaGrumpy]

Q: Why did Mickey go into space?
A: To find Pluto of course.

Q: What happen to Goofy when he was struck by lightning?
A: He was shocked.

Q:Why can't Pinochio play guitar?
A: Because he's got no strings.

 

[Ilovefozzie]

one from our pal mickey...

Why did Goofy tiptoe past the tents?

Because he didn't want to wake the sleeping bags.