DIsney Jokes

AverysMommy

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I have seen thread about just about everything - except Disney Jokes - I am not a joke teller but I sure am a Joke Reader.


Anyone have a good Disney joke they want to share with everyone?
 
I heard this one at Disneyland's Billy Hill and the Hillbillies show.

Why does Tigger bounce around the 100 acre wood?

Because he doesn't want to step on Pooh. :scared1:
 
This one requires singing;

What does Snow White say when she drops off her film to be developed?

To music: Someday my prints will come

You know, it's funnier when you hear it...honest.... my kids like it, anyway
 
Why Doesn't Cinderella Play soccer?


Because she always runs away from the ball!!!

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Why can't Peter Pan take a plane home?

Because He lives in Never Never Land!

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What kind of car does Mickey's girlfriend have?

A Minnie van!
 

Why did Mickey fly into Outer Space?

Because he was looking for Pluto! ;)
 
courtesy of my 8 year old son(sorry for the potty humor):

why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Because he was looking for pooh.
 
the alternative answer to cinderella being bad at sports (because she runs from the ball) is that she has a pumpkin for a coach
 














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