DIsney Jokes

[AverysMommy]

I have seen thread about just about everything - except Disney Jokes - I am not a joke teller but I sure am a Joke Reader.


Anyone have a good Disney joke they want to share with everyone?

 

[Sleepless Knight]

I heard this one at Disneyland's Billy Hill and the Hillbillies show.

Why does Tigger bounce around the 100 acre wood?

Because he doesn't want to step on Pooh.

 

[ireland_nicole]

This one requires singing;

What does Snow White say when she drops off her film to be developed?

To music: Someday my prints will come

You know, it's funnier when you hear it...honest.... my kids like it, anyway

 

[Jupiter&Wolfe]

Why Doesn't Cinderella Play soccer?


Because she always runs away from the ball!!!

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Why can't Peter Pan take a plane home?

Because He lives in Never Never Land!

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What kind of car does Mickey's girlfriend have?

A Minnie van!

 

[Neesy228]

Why did Mickey fly into Outer Space?

Because he was looking for Pluto!

 

[AverysMommy]

awesome - keep them coming - my kids will think I am funny!

 

[buffettgirl]

courtesy of my 8 year old son(sorry for the potty humor):

why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Because he was looking for pooh.

 

[Brian_WDW74]

I've moved this thread to the Theme Parks Community board.

 

[bradk]

the alternative answer to cinderella being bad at sports (because she runs from the ball) is that she has a pumpkin for a coach

 

[DWFan4Life]

I'm laughing this time, nice jokes coming here.