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In 1999 my wife and I were enjoying out first trip to the AK. After a hard day of trampling around the park we were pretty tired and it was a hot day. We were walking down one of the paths headed out of the park.
Suddenly I feel something wet spray the back of my leg. I looked all over the place, while still walking, but did not see anything that could have squirted me. I look over at my wife and she's just smiling at me.
I figure that it must have been a rogue drip sprayer and continue on my way when I feel something spray the back of my leg again.
I spin around and don't see anything again. My wife is still smiling at me. "Something keeps squirting me."
I tell her and she just shrugs her shoulders
so I keep walking.
Again something squirts me and I whip around and nothing! My wife is looking at me like she swallowed a canary
and I snap at her "What the F@%&
is going on!"
She rolls her eyes in disgust and shrugs over at a horrified cast member
who was walking behind and to the side of me. He stops in his tracks and looks like he's about to make a run for it. Instead he sheepishly reveals a squirt gun that he's hiding behind his back.
I try to give my best humor smile and chuckle and the cast member gives me a forced smile back but I know hes thinking that he was an idiot to do that or that I was a jerk. I turn back around and my peeved wife has already put some distance between me and her.
Man did I feel like and a$$. I was one sad Panda for the rest of what would have otherwise been a wonderful day.
Suddenly I feel something wet spray the back of my leg. I looked all over the place, while still walking, but did not see anything that could have squirted me. I look over at my wife and she's just smiling at me.

I figure that it must have been a rogue drip sprayer and continue on my way when I feel something spray the back of my leg again.

I spin around and don't see anything again. My wife is still smiling at me. "Something keeps squirting me."


Again something squirts me and I whip around and nothing! My wife is looking at me like she swallowed a canary


She rolls her eyes in disgust and shrugs over at a horrified cast member

I try to give my best humor smile and chuckle and the cast member gives me a forced smile back but I know hes thinking that he was an idiot to do that or that I was a jerk. I turn back around and my peeved wife has already put some distance between me and her.
Man did I feel like and a$$. I was one sad Panda for the rest of what would have otherwise been a wonderful day.
