Gaston: Once, there was a raging tanzibeast that was terrorizing the village. Just about everyone was too frightened to go after it. I, being the great hunter that I am, went after it alone.
Oh it was a great beast, it was. Must have been ten feet high and thirty feet long! Powerful jaws that could snap a (lesser) man in two! Claws like razors. A massive tail with which could crush a (scrawnier) man. I decided that this great beast should be fought head to head.
I went up to it, after tracking it for several weeks. I looked the creature in the eyes, daring it to attack. I raised my gun and fired! Right between the eyes. The beast roared in pain, its tail swinging forward and managing to crush my gun. I took the opportunity to rush at it and -SNAP- killed the beast with my bare hands. Its head now rests on my wall.
