***Disney Design Addict's Chit Chat,Designs and Pixie Dust! Everybody WELCOME!*** Part 3

[bengalbelle]

I am loving your designs! If I wasn't too chicken to get on RnRC I'd be printing this one

 

[bengalbelle]

straight to ya!!

~~Lynn ~~

Ditto

 

[mgkkgdm]

Maybe we could all meet in Ohio and help Jennifer move. That would be a great way to get to meet everyone and help out a DDA'r too!!

Marti and I are in, but we will need a shirt for that trip also...

 

[miss missy]

OK, I am busy here at work, but wanted to pop in and say hi and give a laugh to you all! Hope it works! And no, it's not the P word!


Sorry to the men !!!!

You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted" Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying."

A young son asked, "Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."

Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late."

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.

Just think, if it wasn't for marriage, men would go through life thinking
they had no faults at all.

First guy says, "My wife's an angel!" Second guy remarks, "You're lucky. Mine's still alive."


A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom, to understand a man, to love and to forgive him, and for Patience, for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll just beat him to death.

 

[Tammi67]

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

Thanks! It worked!

 

[karebear1]

OK, I am busy here at work, but wanted to pop in and say hi and give a laugh to you all! Hope it works! And no, it's not the P word!


Sorry to the men !!!!

You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted" Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying."

A young son asked, "Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."

Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late."

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.

Just think, if it wasn't for marriage, men would go through life thinking
they had no faults at all.

First guy says, "My wife's an angel!" Second guy remarks, "You're lucky. Mine's still alive."


A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom, to understand a man, to love and to forgive him, and for Patience, for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll just beat him to death.

Very good! Nice to have a laugh this time of the day!!!

 

[Tammi67]

Tink2020 - sounds like a lot of drama going on in your life.

Tinker1bell - I love potato salad. YUM.

 

[Tammi67]

Can I share with you all that I just got back from my very first ever parent-teacher conference (Kindergarten)?

Beware - upcoming gloat....

Nicholas scored an 83 out of a possible 100 on the reading readiness. Their benchmark (what they need to pass at the end of the year) is 28. So he is doing incredibly well just after 2 months of school. I am so proud of my little guy. I only hopes he keeps it up for the next 12 years!

Ok, I'm done. Thanks for indulging me.

 

[mgkkgdm]

Sorry to the men !!!!

No need to apologize, that was funny

 

[marcij]

Tink2020 -- wishing you patience, grace, support and lots of Pixie Dust!

Tammi67 -- you should be able to sing his praises -- that is fantastic news! Celebrate!!!

 

[JnEsWDWMom]

Can I share with you all that I just got back from my very first ever parent-teacher conference (Kindergarten)?

Beware - upcoming gloat....

Nicholas scored an 83 out of a possible 100 on the reading readiness. Their benchmark (what they need to pass at the end of the year) is 28. So he is doing incredibly well just after 2 months of school. I am so proud of my little guy. I only hopes he keeps it up for the next 12 years!

Ok, I'm done. Thanks for indulging me.

You brag away! You should be proud! Congrats to Nicholas.

~~Lynn ~~

 

[miss missy]

Prayers and Pixie dust if you all have an extra minute....

I just got something HUGE dumped on me that I have to work out by Saturday. (On top of moving 6 months sooner than planned (this month), residency interviews, financial and health crap, and trying not to fail out of school in my last semester..... I've said it a hundred times, I'll say it again... when it rains it pours).

I said crap.... is that offensive? Thanks for keeping me sane. Well, close to sane anyway.

sending it your way!

 

[miss missy]

I'm not getting my email notices all the time either. Sometimes I will for some boards and not others. It seemed to be after they moved to the new severs.

FYI... You have to be sure to be subscribed to each thread for emails.

 

[tink2020]

Originally Posted by disney newbie
Maybe we could all meet in Ohio and help Jennifer move. That would be a great way to get to meet everyone and help out a DDA'r too!!

Marti and I are in, but we will need a shirt for that trip also...

You all are too sweet!

 

[tink2020]

Thanks everyone! I appreciate all your thoughts... DH took me to dinner and now we're just relaxing here. Sometimes taking a break from whats going on is kinda nice Hopefully I'll post more tomorrow... you all have a good night.

 

[my3princes]

OK, I am busy here at work, but wanted to pop in and say hi and give a laugh to you all! Hope it works! And no, it's not the P word!


Sorry to the men !!!!

You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted" Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying."

A young son asked, "Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."

Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late."

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.

Just think, if it wasn't for marriage, men would go through life thinking
they had no faults at all.

First guy says, "My wife's an angel!" Second guy remarks, "You're lucky. Mine's still alive."


A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom, to understand a man, to love and to forgive him, and for Patience, for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll just beat him to death.

These were too funny. DH was even laughing. I copied it and sent it to everyone in my address book.

Deb

 

[MinnieMouseMom]

FYI... You have to be sure to be subscribed to each thread for emails.

Yep, I'm subbed. Sometimes I get the emails, sometimes I don't and I'll come in here and there's 10 new pages or something. Can't figure out a pattern LOL

 

[miss missy]

No need to apologize, that was funny

whew!

 

[miss missy]

Yep, I'm subbed. Sometimes I get the emails, sometimes I don't and I'll come in here and there's 10 new pages or something. Can't figure out a pattern LOL

I had to turn off the notice for this one, it was way too many emails LOL. I just know to check often

 

[macntosh]

SURPRISE! SURPRISE! SURPRISE!

The paper arrived. I will start sorting out tonight and get it in the mail tomorrow and friday.

Thanks for bearing with me.

Oh by the way, can I say I took babysitting responsibilities tonight so the wife and her sister could do a girls night out at some sappy movie.

Mya was a real big help with my two month old niece Karys. I forgot how stinky a small child could get a diaper, or how to swaddle them in blankets.

Whew, now she's asleep though.