The Many Versions of Pooh - Experience the wonder and beauty of excrement in this new attraction. Sponsored by Pepto-Bismol.
Michael Jackson's Haunted Mansion - Go behind the scenes of Neverland, where the kids are scared by large and small objects that come at them...
Horizons - The new mental health center in EPCOT for people who can't figure out whether they are in Disney World or not.
World of Lotion - Something for the adults.
The Universe of Enemas - Watch as Ellen and Bill Nye explore the world of colonics
20,000 Purchases Under the Gift Shoppe Roof - The largest
Disney store anywhere.
Goosebumps - Where Your Credit Card Nightmares Come True - nuff said
Tunnelvision 3D - Get to feel like one of the Zoo Crew as you go through a day at Disney World, without being able to see out of the costume.
Soaring over Baghdad - Explore lush deserts and thrill as anti-aircraft missles are fired at you.
Journey Into Employment -Thrill as you are fired from work by Figment and Dr. Nigel Channing. Don't forget to see the past fired people like DreamFinder, now called JobFinder.
Honey, I Shrunk the Profits - The annual report comes to life
The Tragic Eye Theatre - Experience what it's like to have a pole shoved in your eye.
Minnie Moo Burgers - You remember the cow with the mickey logo on her side, now feast on her remains.
Finding Nemo's Reef - Replacement for the Coral Reef, where fine delicacies based on the movie are served. Sushi anyone?
Styway to Tomorrowland - Journey through the garbage processing service area on your way to Tomorrowland
The Affection Dissection - Let your kids carve up cute animals, as they learn anatomy.
The Inflamation Station - First aid for those that are getting mighty chaft after Kali Rapids.
Plights of Wonder - See a real slum and how the birds can't even survive in this informative, if not heartbreaking film.
Mission: Spaced - Cause it takes some serious drugs to go on it...
Hall of Residents - Famous asylum inmates are featured here, including the Audio Animatronic Milla Jovovich host.
Food Rots - A great show about rotting food and when to clean it out of your refridgerator. Presented by Arm & Hammer.
Great Moments with Mr. Lawyer - Allows you to get a headstart on that law suit over the bee that bit you.
One Man's Nightmare - The Roy Disney Jr. story...
Walt Disney on Ice - See the casket float across the ice, experience this touching tribute to the man, his magic and his strange ideas.
AAAAA Car Club - American Alcoholic American Autobile Association
Intestinal Track - Examine just why people get sick on rides. Why do you think it's next to Mission: Spaced? Also don't forget to stop by Vomit Comet Gift Shoppe, for some unique souvenirs and DNA samples.
Rock & Roller Coaster - Experience hours of recording to backup CD's, only to find them badly recorded.
Michael Jackson's Tower of Terror - See what it's like to be dangled 4 stories of a building by our latest AA figure.
Kill-them-Jarro Safari - Let your guide take you on a tour of the Savannahs and then enjoy being fed to the hungry lion. Presented by the Roman Empire.
Just having some fun...
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