Marshay: Here to help me present The Sawyer E. Gordon Award for Technical ... um .. Achievement or Not is:
<VROOM, VROOM>
Marshay: ... none other than ...
<VROOM, VROOM>
Marshay: Herbie the Love Bug!
<Mild Applause ... dies out to silence>
Unknown, calm male voice: That is not programmed into my system.
Marshay: Oh, sorry! Let me do it again.
Here to help me present The Sawyer E. Gordon Award for Technical ... um .. Achievement or Not is:
<VROOM, VROOM>
Marshay: Knight Industries Three Thousand ... KITT!
<Thunderous applause as KITT burns some rubber across the stage>
Marshay: This two part award goes first to those videos that achieved greatness in a non-technical video ... and second to those whom technology failed them.
KITT: <silence>
Marshay: <kicks tire> Your turn.
KITT: No technology?
Marshay: Yep.
KITT: No special effects?
Marshay: <beginning to feel awkward> Yep.
KITT: Technology goes wrong?
Marshay: <now beginning to look awkward> Yep
KITT: What does that mean?
Marshay: Well, minimal or no special effects can be used in the video ... or something went, um, astray
KITT: I am not programmed to understand technological absenses or failures.
Marshay: Oh. Yeah, right...'cuz you are a talking car.
KITT: So why am I here?
Marshay: <trying to duck behind the podium, saying in a stage whisper> Fleagle?
<silence>
Marshay: <said in a louder voice> FLEAGLE??
I guess the sponsors thought it would be ironic or funny for you to present the award.
KITT: Funny...what is Funny?
Marshay: Well ... let's get on with the show!
And the Nominees for
Best Non-Technical Achievement
Poisonous Apple Grenade – Morgan O’Haver
http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-AA8ED8B722D51ED53FBD4A33052C1C3E
Create Disney in your Office
http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-D1B42E3120A4FD00F3945E740FF83779
The “1” Guy
http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-C1F42052650A973C0E2D08CB590E5E93
Fake Magic Mirror (CalDisneyFamily)
http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-236FD0B9D37363D3341B115B30EFC276
Paperdolls on Sticks
http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-1815BDEDD74ABECF9BCDB46155539AA7
Free Churros
http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-5114624E856B758D4EAEC304E6D242AD
KITT: But there was no sound with the grenade ... and that was not a real dragon ... and
Marshay: I know KITT, I know
And the Nominees for
Best Technology Wasn't Their Friend Award
Who is running for CMO?
http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-2267554F4B4F930DC1B4DAEE4363E460
Sparkle to Your Life
http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-2C3E06E6A3CB75F82867604057EA44F9
Blair Witch Project Motion (Get me a Dramamine! I'm Dizzy)
http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-21A48572FB9FBC12B8C738582999E5E5
Face - Timer
http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-3628CC2A5201A32E14E79B734A4D5C3E
Extra Sound Effect (and what is the dream?)
http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-6993F655EEF9328D51F4F92E18F35FDD
KITT: That last one had a bad muffler.
Marshay: C'mon, KITT
KITT: Or was that a heart-monitoring device on a morgue patient?
Marshay: Now KITT...we're done
KITT: I just don't understand
Marshay: That makes two of us...but it was good fun, right?
KITT: Fun?
Marshay: <walks off stage>