Diser's for CMO!

[Marshay]

Marshay - You are right. I cheated a little because I thought the video deserved a little attention. The YouTube version has the music, therefore is the forbidden version. He talks in his comments about discovering the no music clause and pulling the music out before submitting it. Sorry - I wasn't trying to gaslight you!

OK, no problem...it was just driving me crazy cause I swore I saw that before.

Can I go ahead and post Bill's speech anyway? pls?

 

[HauntedMansionFan]

Love it HMF!!! You have quite a relationship with Jen! Very clever!
Congrats again on your award too!

Thanks.... can't wait to see your nominee list also. Everyone has been so creative and all..... this is great.

 

[catotigger]

This has been incedible so far! Everyone is surpassing my wildest dreams!

Can't wait for Saturday night!

Cat

 

[AnnDisneyFan]

Mark for so talking about Disney with so much "passion" and "excitement": http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-3ABB64FD7B47C13A2F88121309F5D073

i m u s t s a y h i s t o n e a n d d e l i v e r y r e a l l y k e p t m e c a p t i v a t e d .

"g o o d c h o i c e h a u n t e d," a n n s a i d e x c i t e d l y

 

[CalDisneyFamily]

Ladies and gentlemen..... it is my pleasure and honor to introduce Jennifer Garner.

HMF: Welcome to the DIS Jennifer

JG: Thank you HMF, it is a thrill to be here.

HMF: Now you are familliar with Disney from your time at ABC right?

JG: Yes, I starred in the hit tv show "Alias".

HMF: That is great, now we are here to present the nominees for for "Outstanding Achievement in Vocal Presentation".

JG: I also starred in Best Picture nominee "Juno".

HMF: Yes, great movie, now onto the nominees.

JG: And also that awful movie "Catch & Release".

HMF: Nobody saw that Jennifer, can we please get on with the announcement.

JG: I'm also married to Ben Affleck.

HMF: You are a cute couple and so is your dau...

JG: Violet, my daughter Violet.

HMF: Jen, really.... the nominees.

JG: (In a Mickey Mouse voice) Sorry pal, I just get carried away.

HMF: Exactly Jennifer, voices just like that.

JG: (In a Donald Duck voice) Lets get on to the nominees.

HMF: About time.

The nominees for "Outstanding Achievement in Vocal Presentation" are:

CalDisneyFamily/Wendy for being able to transition so effortlessly from herself to the Magic Mirror: http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-236FD0B9D37363D3341B115B30EFC276

TLP127/Tracy for showing so much enthusiasm and excitement in her voice... and also for getting out so many puns in such a short amount of time: http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-64D7844B4EE86B77845BF1DBD2EBEC90

Luna99 for talking like Chip & Dale for the entire 60 seconds.... phew: http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-E44E7B17AAFA41C3D7A16A456D95953D

Mark for so talking about Disney with so much "passion" and "excitement": http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-3ABB64FD7B47C13A2F88121309F5D073

Mike for doing impersonations of ummm..... uhhhh.... I think Goofy at the beginning: http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-90B6415E38C95EC16FA0533E8DDFE4D1

HMF: Congrats to all of our nominees.

JG: And congrats to me Jennifer Garner.

HMF: You talked through the whole process.

JG: I'm just so excited.

HMF: Do you remember that tooth extraction scene from the first season of "Alias"?

JG: Yes, that was so tough to film.

HMF: Well keep talking then.

JG: What was that?

HMF: Nothing..... you look beautiful, congratulations to everyone.

THANKS FOR THE NOD, HMF!!!!...this, together with the Avatar, WOW! This has been one great week!!! THANKS!!!
Uh oh, the bananas are coming out now.... makes ya wanna get up and dance!!!

 

[Circusgirl]

OK, no problem...it was just driving me crazy cause I swore I saw that before.

Can I go ahead and post Bill's speech anyway? pls?

Of course!!!

 

[AnnDisneyFan]

THANKS FOR THE NOD, HMF!!!!...this, together with the Avatar, WOW! This has been one great week!!! THANKS!!!
Uh oh, the bananas are coming out now.... makes ya wanna get up and dance!!!

Wanna feel even better --- this whole time I thought you WERE in the top 20!!!

Maybe the sponsors made the same mistake?????

 

[tothesea]

Please Note: I'm posting this, but it is an equal venture with Suz D and Catotigger. So if you don't like anything about it, please blame them!
Just kidding...actually, their choices were much better than mine!
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Ladies and Gentlemen, new DISfriends and all you who have yet to post:
I greet you tonight, somewhat saddened that our presenters for this category have yet to arrive. It seems that the bridge connecting the yellow brick road to the DIS is, well…out. Further attempts of our honored guests to join us here tonight have resulted in the broken heels of all ruby slippers that could be found. So with Glenda at her wits end, I’ve dispatched Tink to get them here by Saturday. So, for tonight, you’ll have to bear with us instead.

The following videos are proof that there can be uses for all of those wonderful things we love to buy and hoard at the parks of our sponsors and their stores around the world:


The nominations for “Best Use of Personal Disney (sorry Kenny) Stuff” are:


ChefBilly: A Tribute To A Few Of Our Favorite Things
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZC6tO71akI&feature=related

Marshay’s Dream Vault
http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-1BE87066A2842D015F1BFFE87F1830E3

CMO Headquarters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAv_jLc4_zc&feature=related

Mickey Topiary
http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-D81E1F48F373D4959126D9A20851A7E1

Blizzard Beach
http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-7865E9E5A435902BDCCD42CC8EC701E9

 

[CalDisneyFamily]

DR. HANS: And now, to present the award for Best Foreign Language Film, please welcome international star of stage and screen, none other than Zorro himself, Antonio Banderas!

ANTONIO: Muchas gracias, amigo. Y a todos mis amigos quienes hablan castellano, les doy un gran “shout out.” !Hola, vatos. Esto es por la raza! It is my honor to be here tonight, and thank you for letting me remove my shirt.

DR. HANS: No, thank you! I might remind you, however, estimado senor, that this is a show para la familia.

ANTONIO: Ah si. Enough sexy. (Shirt replaced, yet unbuttoned and draping.) From its earliest days, when its flagship was just beginning to blossom in the middle of California orange country, our sponsor has been daringly imaginative, boldly innovative, and sensitive to the language needs of all peoples. In our zeal to honor our colleagues esta noche, let us remember in our hearts that for every Snow White there is a Blanca Nieves, for every Donald Duck an Aku Ankka, and for every Mickey Mouse a Miki Egér. Tonight, we recognize those who, in their quest to become CMO, spoke in tongues that we may not know, but which we all understand.

And the nominees are:

Mr. “have a magical” Emilio
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJLJ9zScMhE

Ms. “come over and say Hi” Susan
http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-0C3FB94F7B8FDE6D20ED41731B1B447B

Doctor “never is it too much!” Bill (whose T-shirt will soon be available for $35.99 in the Discademy gift shop)
http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-CCE78AC108028163E2422EA59756B43B


Felicitaciones to the nominees. Paz out! Melanie, bring the auto.

More Antonio!! More Antonio!!! Whew...I mean, Excellent Job, Dr. H !!! LOvED IT !!!!!
That was very well done!!! Is anyone else feeling a bit warm?

 

[Marshay]

As Ursula, Flotsam and Jetsam storm into the DIScademy, flinging Circusgirl and Ariel aside, Ursula thunders: Bill Burke is mine! Then she pulls out her handy-dandy video projection system and plays this pre-recorded (illegally of course) video:

The only way to get what you want is to give me your music.
[Bill:] Can you do that?
[Ursula:] My dear, sweet child. That's what I do - it's what I live for. To help unfortunate menfolk -like yourself - poor souls with no one else to turn to.

I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch
But you'll find that nowadays
I've mended all my ways
Repented, seen the light and made a switch
True? Yes

And I fortunately know a little magic
It's a talent that I always have possessed
And here lately, please don't laugh
I use it on behalf
Of the miserable, lonely and depressed (also the top 20 waiting...)
(Pathetic)

Poor unfortunate souls
In pain
In need
This one longing for a call
That one wants to get a letter
And do I help them?
Yes, indeed
Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad
So true
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying, "Votes, Ursula please!"
And I help them?
Yes, I do

Now it's happened once or twice
Someone couldn't pay the price
And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the BLOGs/DIS
Yes, I've had the odd complaint
But on the whole I've been a saint
To those poor unfortunate souls

[Ursula:] Have we got a deal?
[Bill:] If I become CMO, I'll never be with my DISbuddies again.
[Ursula:] But you'll have your Disney CMO career. Life's full of tough choices, innit? Oh - and there is one more thing. We haven't discussed the subject of payment.
[Bill:] But I don't have any -
[Ursula:] I'm not asking much. Just a token, really, a trifle. What I want from you is . . . your music
[Bill:] But without my music, how can I -
[Ursula:] You'll have your looks! Your pretty face! And don't underestimate the importance of body language! Ha!

The folks out there don't like a lot of blabber
They think a Disser who gossips is a bore
Yes, on the DIS it's much preferred
For people not to say an ugly word
And after all, dear, what is idle critiques for?

Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation
True posters avoid it when they can
But they dote and swoon and fawn
On a CMO candidiate who won't come forward to admit they are Top 10
It's he who holds his tongue who gets the call

Come on, you poor unfortunate soul
Go ahead!
Make your choice!
I'm a very busy woman
And I haven't got all day
It won't cost much
Just your music!
You poor unfortunate soul
It's sad
But true
If you want to cross a bridge, my sweet
You've got to pay the toll
Take a gulp and take a breath
And go ahead and sign the scroll!
Flotsam, Jetsam, now I've got him, boys
The boss is on a roll
This poor unfortunate soul

 

[Circusgirl]

Go Marshay!!!!!

 

[CalDisneyFamily]

Wanna feel even better --- this whole time I thought you WERE in the top 20!!!

Maybe the sponsors made the same mistake?????

Awww.. More warm and fuzzies... If you were here, I'd hug you!!!

 

[catotigger]

Please Note: I'm posting this, but it is an equal venture with Suz D and Catotigger. So if you don't like anything about it, please blame them!
Just kidding...actually, their choices were much better than mine!
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Ladies and Gentlemen, new DISfriends and all you who have yet to post:
I greet you tonight, somewhat saddened that our presenters for this category have yet to arrive. It seems that the bridge connecting the yellow brick road to the DIS is, well…out. Further attempts of our honored guests to join us here tonight have resulted in the broken heels of all ruby slippers that could be found. So with Glenda at her wits end, I’ve dispatched Tink to get them here by Saturday. So, for tonight, you’ll have to bear with us instead.

The following videos are proof that there can be uses for all of those wonderful things we love to buy and hoard at the parks of our sponsors and their stores around the world:


The nominations for “Best Use of Personal Disney (sorry Kenny) Stuff” are:


ChefBilly: A Tribute To A Few Of Our Favorite Things
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZC6tO71akI&feature=related

Marshay’s Dream Vault
http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-1BE87066A2842D015F1BFFE87F1830E3

CMO Headquarters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAv_jLc4_zc&feature=related

Mickey Topiary
http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-D81E1F48F373D4959126D9A20851A7E1

Blizzard Beach
http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-7865E9E5A435902BDCCD42CC8EC701E9

Fabulous! Amazing! Incredible!

It's obvious you are a true genius, and had a wonderful support system!

Oh wait - was that out loud?

 

[Marshay]

The nominations for “Best Use of Personal Disney (sorry Kenny) Stuff” are:

Marshay’s Dream Vault
http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-1BE87066A2842D015F1BFFE87F1830E3

Yeah! A nomination!!! It's an honor just to be nominated! Thank you!

I wish my video actually showed the Dream Vault more -- it was a walk-in closet filled top to bottom with Disney stuff -- I grabbed nearly everything Disney I own and tried to cram it in there. (Yeah, that was fun to move everything out, load up with Disney stuff, then take it all down again and reload back with the original stuff!!)

We wanted to pan over the full closet but ran out of time -- I may just see if I can pull a picture off the video for you (ok, who am I kidding? I may make my DH pull a picture of the video for you!)

 

[CalDisneyFamily]

Marshay Marshay, Marshay....

I covet your CMO hat....!!!


...and a very entertaining Ursula you are!!!! I read it 4 times already and I am still laughing!!!! What a riot!!!

 

[tothesea]

Your efforts were not in vain!
We really tried to find videos where people actually "used" their stuff for more than matte paintings...not that there's anything wrong with that. It's just that that was our way of narrowing it down because there were soooo many with all the stuff!

Making your stuff into a dream vault was a perfect example!

Yeah! A nomination!!! It's an honor just to be nominated! Thank you!

I wish my video actually showed the Dream Vault more -- it was a walk-in closet filled top to bottom with Disney stuff -- I grabbed nearly everything Disney I own and tried to cram it in there. (Yeah, that was fun to move everything out, load up with Disney stuff, then take it all down again and reload back with the original stuff!!)

We wanted to pan over the full closet but ran out of time -- I may just see if I can pull a picture off the video for you (ok, who am I kidding? I may make my DH pull a picture of the video for you!)

 

[AnnDisneyFan]

Good night all!!! This was honestly TOO much fun today!!!

Thanks for reminding me that "meeting" all of you Disney Fanatics has been worth my CMO video alone!

I will try to not mock DIScademy entries....tomorrow.
I will try to not mock DIScademy entries....tomorrow.
I will try to not mock DIScademy entries....tomorrow.
I will try to not mock DIScademy entries....tomorrow.
I will try to not mock DIScademy entries....tomorrow.
I will try to not mock DIScademy entries....tomorrow.
I will try to not mock DIScademy entries....tomorrow.
I will try to not mock DIScademy entries....tomorrow.
I will try to not mock DIScademy entries....tomorrow.
I will try to not mock DIScademy entries....tomorrow.

 

[tothesea]

Oh wait - was that out loud?

Loud and clear Cat!

 

[tothesea]

Marshay Marshay, Marshay....

I covet your CMO hat....!!!


...and a very entertaining Ursula you are!!!! I read it 4 times already and I am still laughing!!!! What a riot!!!

I completely agree!!!!!

 

[Marshay]

OK, trying to catch up on this thread, without getting too distracted and still write up my Presentation Speech.

To all who presented tonight -- FABULOUS.

the what were they smokin ones were great! I dragged my DH in to see them, too!

Por Favor peeps -- gotta love them (and Antonio!)

Illegal vidoes -- yeah you added Donald -- he's perfect! and of course the winners from last year is just priceless.

Vocal Presentation -- sounded great!! I truly love the enthusiastic guy! Makes me want to go to Disney now!

Rabbit Stew? Makes us proud to know HMF!!

THANK YOU EVERYONE for such hilarity!

now I'll go back to working on mine...will present shortly...meaning about midnight