I have this thing where when I'm in Universal, I can't really sleep in that much. I just feel like there's so much to do and that I'm wasting time by sleeping. So I'm awake in bed at like 7:30am.. thinking in my head.. the pool doesn't open until 8am.. I can get up, get ready.. grab something quick for breakfast.. and then the pool should be open by then. So I leave the room a few minutes before 8 while Luis and Nisha are still sleeping. I do this every time so they knew exactly where to find me.
I went to the lobby and visited the continental breakfast in the Orchid Court Lounge. They had a really nice selection, including hot cinnamon rolls.
I got this.. which was about $8 something. Yup. Welcome to Loews.. where the prices are extremely Highs.
I got to relax in the hot tub for a good while.. They played nice fun music too like Sheryl Crow, Maroon 5, Michael Jackson, Britney Spears, some 80's stuff.. I was in heaven.
Luis called me at around 9:30 to see where I was and if I minded if he joined me. I said of course not and that if he wanted to get some breakfast before that they have a continental breakfast in the Orchid Court Lounge. He said that sounded perfect and he'd see me in a bit.
A few minutes later, Luis shows up with a danish and asks..
"Was this free?"
Luis tells his story of the grand theft breakfast:
LUIS:
"Pick up some bagels or danishes and some juice and bring it to the pool, that's what I did"... I went to the lobby and walked towards the continental breakfast. There was a nice spread.. bagels, pastries, donuts, cookies, an assortment of juices, coffes and teas. Looks like a free continental breakfast.. I mean if the Ramada has one, why not Royal Pacific? I grab a plate and make my way down the line.. I grab one apple danish. I couldn't find any juice.. I'm walking away and I hesitate for a moment.. Is this really free? I figured I'd just call Anthony and see what he says.. but I figure..it has to be free. I'm at the Royal Pacific! And I walk away. I meet up with Anthony at the pool and I ask him... "Was this free?" .... His response: "YOU DIDNT PAY FOR IT??!?!?!" I THOUGHT IT WAS FREE! IM SORRRRRRYY.. That danish was tainted with lies. I put it aside while I tried to figure out if I should return it and explain what happened but I was so embarrassed! Not even a minute later, by the hammer of Thor a giant bird stole the danish. It serves me right though .. I didn't even pay for it.. I DIDNT KNOOOWWW!
In Luis' defense, I understood his logic.. but anyone who's stayed in nice hotels knows: the higher the price, the less likely you are to get ANYTHING extra for free. A lesson learned for Luis, a huge laugh for the rest of us.
The "GIANT BIRD", according to Luis..
We joked that they must have been Loews employees