Oh ok ...My DW says I have to give you the whole scoop or she will divorce me

she is like that ...
My father died at 63 as a result of heart failure he was overweight most of his life and smoked 43 years. He died on September 13 1999.
Fast forward 2 years....I was at an all time high 6'6" tall and 586 pounds

One night I got a visit in a "dream" from my dead father showing me an empty grave and my daughter's wedding without me there. So my mind was made up. Whatever it took I was dropping the weight. I saw a surgeon as I had to drop it fast. On Friday September 13, 2002 I went into the surgical ward to have gastric bypass. Yes on Friday the 13th and 3 years to the day of my father's death. The doc asked if I was superstitious. I told him my life begins or ends today and I trust him. See I had been a football star in high school but I had ballooned drastically into the unknown. I came through the surgery fine but shortly after got pheumonia and was near death twice

. I eventually got over that and with in a year had dropped 289 pounds.
Fast forward 2 years and I have purchased a bar and was helping DW when I fell off a 10 ft ladder onto cement. Good news and bad news in the ER. Good news was I was getting a paid vacation. Bad news was I had broken my left foot at the neviculous bone

and would require immediate surgery to place pins through my foot. I hadn't recovered totally when we went to WDW and sailed on the wonder for an 8 day journey(total for land and sea). Fast forward 1 more year, I applied for life insurance(November 1st 2006). Now having to be weighed I was extremely pleased

I found out I had grown to 392 pounds.

I was determined this would NOT continue

So I was back onto watching my diet. Today the DW and I went to a checkup at her spine doctors office and I slipped on to the scale to check my ummm.....gravitational pull

. I was pleased to find out I had dropped to 372. However I am only taking credit for 17 pounds of it.
Ok Bee is that good enough or do I still need a lawyer?????