So I guess you wouldn't appreciate one of my familys favorite sayings, ............the butt crack of dawn???![]()
Hey Peeps! DH got back from the grocery store with my Kashi Go Lean Crunch! He got the regular because they were out of the honey almond that I wanted to try. This stuff is delicious!!!!! I can't believe it! I am usually not a high fiber cereal fan! But I love this stuff!![]()
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Have you PEEPS not heard a word I've said????![]()
or maybe.... hmmmm
ok... just for the uninitiated... in computer speak bob is an acroynm for "battery operated boyfriend" somehow I'd feel real funny wearin Bob helped me get here...![]()
I dont get it. I get the acronym, naughties!!!! Is it Bob Greene?
I dont care what it says. If it's FREE!!!!![]()
It can say :
" BODY curtesy of Colon Blow and Pooh Muffins " for all I care!!!![]()
It's festering a toxic MUSHROOM CLOUD atom bomb explosion around bedtime tonight!!!!!!
Consider yourself warned!!!!
It'll be the equivalent to Mentos and Coke out the other end!!!!!!!!!!
"ok... just for the uninitiated... in computer speak bob is an acroynm for "battery operated boyfriend" somehow I'd feel real funny wearin Bob helped me get here... "
Thanks for that...
That is so funny!
I have joined a group of legally insane women and one funky grumpy.
I simply picked Bob as a name that was short to go with crack . It could of been the crack of Jack or the crack of Richard (put in here the nickname) or the crack of Stu. It could even have been the crack of Muffy or Buffy as well for those who think I am being sexist.
Battery Operated Boyfriend did not pop into my mind on any concious level -although it is really good and it made me feel slightly horrible that I did not know it.
If I had been reffering to that ...it would have been PPP. I understood the BOB thing but this one has me.
Thanks and oh yeah,
In our family I say..."I was up at the butt crack of me!"
P.S. Bee is on her way home...she is awesome and you all need to meet her!
reading all this. Y'all are way to funny some days.
even harder. It hurt though.....My favs are WM brand Cherry limeade, and grape, and cranberry apple...I struggle with getting enuff water in too...this helps me alot...I'll take 2 of the individuals ("on the go") and put them in a 1 liter water bottle...drink away! drinking from a water bottle helps me gauge how much I actually drink, instead of guestimating
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muffins today, and they were delicious. I borrowed my mom's cooking thermometer, and found out my oven is off by 60 degrees. I had to set the dial at 410 to get it up to 350 degrees.So where is everyone tonight? DH is a rerun.![]()
Were you expecting a different DH tonight?
). The last time we went throught this about 4 years ago it was very bad. He ended up in the hospital for a week and the infection ate about half of each of his... well you know. There is an hilarious story that goes with this but not sure if I can tell it here. Our pastor thought it was funny!Could you tell your story in code? Inquiring minds want to know!
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I know that some of you are encouraging healthier choices for your kids as well. And I think that is great. But I just want to offer a little tip (I don't know what to call it so I'm calling it a tip) that reminded me of earlier today and some other recent things. My niece is 6 - a gorgeous little thing, going to be pretty tall someday I'm sure and definitely not fat or overweight in the least. Well my DSIL gained baby weight with her 2 kids and has since lost all of it and then some. She's about 5'10" so I personally don't expect someone that tall, to be a size 0 or 2 unless you're a celebrity or something. Well, everytime I see her I swear she is thinner. And all she talks about is food and calories. I have done lots of research on eating disorders and I don't think she has one but she is definitely pre-occupied with weight and food and crossing the fine line between normal and excessive. And I feel like she is passing it on to my DN. My niece does like her sweets and other snacks and can be picky at times but she is totally healthy and not fat. But my DSIL weighs her a lot and limits foods to the point where I feel like she isn't playing the motherly role of keeping her foods healthy - it's more like I don't want a fat kid so I'm not letting her eat this. Anyway, my point is this. And again I don't know the ages or even genders of your children. But be gentle and smart and mindful of what you are saying and how you are saying it. I can even think back to growing up all the way until now and MANY of my aunts/mom, etc conversations had something to do with food - being eating too much or going on a diet. I didn't think it was weird at the time but now I'm realizing that it probably isn't normal to talk about it on a daily basis.
Really I was thinking all of this in my head before I even read about the kids of fellow peeps so I think part of me just wanted to get it out, since even my mom noticed and mentioned to me that she thought DSIL was getting extremely thin. Anyway, vent/"tip" over. Nighty-night peeps!
S.Poppins - will give a little blurb about my trip tomorrow! I'm pooped!
*Shannon
So I feel that it is time to intervene,Sorry I am rambling...
I just got that! Yes maybe I can use code!
I told her it was okay to eat a cupcake at a party but she said she would wait until I made diet coke cupcakes.It is a thin line we are walking on ....
yes there, then he had to go in and have the string pulled out! While he had the string he was very nervous about anyone hitting him there or anything, especially our DS who was about 3. So while DH and DS were out checking the mail and talking to our sweet neighbor, Sunday school teacher lady our DS tells her with gusto, "My daddy is sick and went to the hospital, and now I can't touch him there (gesturing) anymore!" Nice, DH was slightly speechless!
Kids say the darndest things.
DH literally screamed and almost passed out. So Dr. thinks that is strange - maybe it is appendix. So we go to hospital for a cat scan of is appendix. Did I mention that we have no health insurance at this time. So I am sitting there filling out paper work and asking DH, "Are you sure it reaaalllly hurts?" Yes, he insists he is dying. So cat scan is fine. Back to dr. "Huh, that is unusual, I am not sure what is wrong, maybe we should admit him anyway because he is in a lot of pain." DH was not in the room, so I said, "No, just give us some drugs." So he gets an antibiotic, it gets worse. We go to emergency room, of course I am adding up the $$$$$ and getting nervous. In the emergency room, the guy kind of presses on his pelvic area and DH agains begin screaming. DR. "Huh, not sure, maybe he needs to lose weight?" Now I am no dr., but that just didn't make sense. I aske them to call a urologist - but no, this dr. thinks he should exercise
So we get a stronger antibiotic and head home again. DH literally roles on floor howling for another day. We finally get into the urologist. I guess this is the first time that we realize that one
has grown quite LARGE.
ultrasound. Yippee! Sounds like fun (again I am thinking $$$). To ease DH's suffering the Dr. gives him some Staydol (sp.?), which makes him mean. So we go down to outpatient x-ray to get the ultrasound. I am sweating bullets filling out more papers $$$$. Then they put him in a wheel chair and a little old lady leads us down the hallway. I am pushing the wheel chair for my drunk DH and accidentally hit one wall. He turns around and very loudly with a slur and says, "You idiot, can't you push this thing straight, why don't you let her push it!!" (Pointing to the 99 yr. old lady walking with us!) Sure honey!
on his stomach and cover it with a towel. Then she leaves. DH totally panics because he has not seen
in over a week. He compared it to a turtle. So he ends up really tugging and pulling and trying to not be embarrased. Anyway cute nurse comes back in and does the ultrasound. It is at the end of the day and our dr. had told us to get the ultrasound and come back tomorrow. The nurse comes out to talk to me and asks if we are going back to the dr. today. I tell her no. She looks weird and recommends we call our dr. and ask for the results. She can't tell me anything. Eventually our Dr. does call the waiting room to talk to me - not sure why he did not just walk downstairs to tell us! So on the phone, he tells me your DH has a really bad infection in both ...and one is really bad, he may lose that one. So we are admitting him.
Needless to say we were shocked. Before it was over he was in the hospital with a little
pillow to keep them elevated. He did have some damage to both, but didn't lose anything. I have wondered though if it has prevented us from having a baby - we have tried. But I have endometriosis so it could be either of us. I have just left it to God. Danielle,I just popped over and read your trip report,Very Good!!
. I did let the 99 y.o. candy striper push my husband out to the car after hip surgery, and when she closed the door, she hit his foot on the side the surgery was on. He howled so loud, I bet she quit that day. It's a good thing you pushed him yourself.
Sorry!
Like AmyDisMom, I take a water bottle to work so I know how much I'm drinking...and it seems to go down easier than out of a glass.Does tea count?
Anyway, I keep Diet Lipton Green Tea "on the go" packets in my desk drawer when I get sick of the water. It's very good....tastes kinda like lemonade. And green tea is supposed to curb your appetitie. Bonus!I stopped buying chips about a year ago. We have never kept soda of any kind in the house. There was never soda in the house when I was growing up. (probably because my single/divorced mom couldn't afford it.) But I think it has saved us calorie wise.are you sending their lunches to school??If so what are you putting in them??
NSalz is ok. Did she post here that she got Bells Palsy on Wednesday?
Prayers for nsalz and her family. Misty...how's Mayson? Hope you are getting more rest these days.Helllooooooooi am catching up on post and some bio's
However, I cannot eat this cereal on a work day because it makes me toot!
I love you, Danielle! Your posts always make me laugh.Prayers are continuing for you and DH every day. My DH has had several prostate problems and the exam takes him to his knees every time. So sorry for DH and hope your arthritis Dr. can give you some relief also.All right, I hate to ask again, but we still need pixie dust and prayers (mostly prayers) DH does have a bad prostrate infection and with his history
Do you ever sleep???
Yes she is, Amy! My DDs are shaped VERY differently. DD17 is a rail...disappears when she turns side ways. Waist about 22". Well DD13 is a lot thicker...high hipped, short torso, long legs...not at all like her sister but constantly making the comparison. I worry about her self image. I just tell her she's beautiful (because she is) and that she is fine just the way she is. I'm glad she's doing dance team at school. It keeps her moving a couple of afternoons a week.Here is a pic-isn't she beautiful?This is last Sept.,she has grown about an inch since then.
