DIS-Functional Wonder Peeps 7/20 & 7/24, 2008 PART II

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Taxes. Ooh a dirty word if ever I heard one! I almost have the package ready for the accountant. Then it is the wait for the phone call. "Hello, Mrs. Knebel, you need to send in $13,945,954.56, one of your children and your right arm." (good thing I'm left handed.) :dance3:

What's for dinner? Needing some new ideas...

Ahhh come on Cheri - you don't need BOTH arms do you? And what's one less child to clothe & feed?

Dinner...hummm...this week we are alternating between that vat of homemade vegetable beef soup I made and the gigantic meatloaf (yummy sandwiches now)!:) Now, LAST week we did a double batch of beef strogonoff and Penne Alla Vodka - THAT was a hit! You would like the penne 'cuz there's no meat in it!:thumbsup2
Check it out:

Ingredients

salt (to taste)
(1) 35 oz can of Italian plum tomatoes (preferably from San Marzano) with the liquid
(1) Lb box Penne pasta
1/4 cup extra-virgin olive oil
10 cloves garlic, peeled
Crushed hot red pepper
1/4 cup vodka
1/2 cup heavy cream
2 TBS unsalted butter or olive oil for finishing the sauce if you like
2 to 3 TBS chopped fresh Italian Parsley
3/4 cup freshly grated Parmigiano-Reggiano, plus more for passing if you like
(Makes 6 servings)

Directions:
Bring 6 quarts of water to boil in an 8-quart pot

Pour the tomatoes and their liquid into the work bowl of a food processor or blender. Using quick on / off pulses, process the tomatoes JUST until they are finely chopped. (Long processing will aerate the tomatoes, turning them pink).

Stir the penne into the boiling water. Bring the water back to a boil, stirring frequently. Cook the pasta, semi-covered, until done 8 to 10 minutes.

Meanwhile, heat the olive oil in a large skillet over medium heat. Whack the garlic cloves with the side of a knife and add them to the hot oil. Cook, shaking the skillet, until the garlic is lightly browned (about 3-5 min.). Lower the work bowl (or blender) with the tomatoes close to the skillet and carefully (or they will splatter) slide the tomatoes into the pan. Bring to a boil, season lightly with salt and generously with the crushed red pepper, and boil 2 minutes. Pour in the vodka, lower the heat so the sauce is at a lively simmer, and simmer until the pasta is ready.

Just before the pasta is done, fish out the garlic cloves. Pour in the heavy cream. Add 2 TBS of butter or olive oil. Swirl the skillet to incorporate into the sauce. If the skillet is big enough, put the pasta into the sauce. If not, add the sauce to the drained pasta and bring to a boil, stirring to coat the pasta with sauce. Add more salt and crushed pepper if necessary. Sprinkle with parsley. Heat until sauce is reduced enough to cling to the pasta. Remove from pot or skillet and sprinkle with 3/4 cup of cheese - toss to mix. Serve immediately.


Voila! It's quite tasty. Now. This is how the recipe was given to me. I personally have decided I don't care for the fresh parsley. I like fresh basil and fresh cilantro but IMO the parlsey is a bit strong or something I can't put my finger on. I would use the McCormick dried stuff next time. As far as whacking the garlic goes...ummm. Good luck with that!:rotfl2: I felt like an idiot beating the stuff so I ended up slicing it into big hunks to saute. I am not sure what the whacking is supposed to accomplish?:confused3 But overall it is a pretty easy recipe and my boys really liked it!:thumbsup2
 
I wonder how the recipe would fair if skim milk & flour was sub'd for the heavy cream. 10 cloves of garlic? :eek: I'd have to stay out of the gym for a week. (I know you take it out but still.)
 
I wonder how the recipe would fair if skim milk & flour was sub'd for the heavy cream. 10 cloves of garlic? :eek: I'd have to stay out of the gym for a week. (I know you take it out but still.)

SKIM MILK and FLOUR?!:scared1: :sad2: Come on! It's only 1/2 cup in that whole batch of sauce! It covers a whole box of pasta! So that works out to like what? 1/2 teas. per serving!? We love garlic - this only flavors the oil a little bit. I don't think it's as strong as using crushed garlic & leaving it in! Really. It's subtle.:rotfl:
 
Mmmm, I love Penne alla Vodka. Its my favorite dish at Mama Melrose. I should try the recipe some time. Then again the restaurant down the street makes a really good one and thats easier. ;)

Yes, taxes is a very bad word! We came home to a letter from the IRS saying we owe $15,000.00! :scared1: :eek: :headache: Luckily they had something wrong (DH cashed in stock options and they counted the full amount of that, not the actual amount we got). So according to his HR rep a simple call to the IRS will solve this...lets hope! :goodvibes
 

Katie: I HOPE that they were wrong on that! :eek:


I hope everyone has an enjoyable weekend :goodvibes


What are the plans??



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I don't think I have ever seen Mickey and Minnie's feet before. Interesting! :lmao:
 
I don't think I have ever seen Mickey and Minnie's feet before. Interesting! :lmao:

:rotfl2: That is true.

Good morning.

Weekend....hmm....don't know. Neil talked about going to the ranch. Could always volunteer for more Girl Scout cookie site sales. Not. Maybe work in the yard.:thumbsup2 Got some weeds that need pulling.

Anyone else doing anything exciting?
 
Hey ya'll.... Nothing exciting for our weekend....we have the Cub Scout Blue & Gold Banquet tomorrow afternoon / evening....will be our last one as DS is a Webelo II and they go thru their "Arrow of Light Ceremony" this year. (I said Webelo one more time just for you TRM!) :rotfl: They have a DJ (more funky chicken dances). Some of us do the "red cups" (aka bring our own refills from a cooler in the car)!:lmao: TRM - got our GS cookies...sorry...don't need any more!

MIGHT be close to 50 degrees on Sunday I think...could do some work outside...or not. Could play with new instruction book / software too and wait a couple of weeks for it to be 60 degrees before I go outside to work! I NEED to trim my crape myrtles before spring gets going...dreaded job that one is... Or I could clean...do laundry...etc.
 
:rotfl2: That is true.

Good morning.

Weekend....hmm....don't know. Neil talked about going to the ranch. Could always volunteer for more Girl Scout cookie site sales. Not. Maybe work in the yard.:thumbsup2 Got some weeds that need pulling.

Anyone else doing anything exciting?

Yep, we are working in the yard too...shoveling out of 6 inches of snow we are supposed to get tonight. :headache: At least I missed the 9 inches we got last week! This is really getting old. Heck, it was old in December. :rolleyes:

Well now Jet Blue changed my flight for July...by over 2 hours!!! I am not a happy camper. What is silly is now the earliest flight is 8:40 and the next one is 9:35. 2 in under an hour...that makes sense! :rolleyes: They always have an early morning flight to Orlando, I can't figure out why they changed this. :confused: Now this messes up our plans for lunch at Kona Cafe when we arrive in WDW. :mad: I have some rearranging to do.
 
Yep, we are working in the yard too...shoveling out of 6 inches of snow we are supposed to get tonight. :headache: At least I missed the 9 inches we got last week! This is really getting old. Heck, it was old in December. :rolleyes:

Well now Jet Blue changed my flight for July...by over 2 hours!!! I am not a happy camper. What is silly is now the earliest flight is 8:40 and the next one is 9:35. 2 in under an hour...that makes sense! :rolleyes: They always have an early morning flight to Orlando, I can't figure out why they changed this. :confused: Now this messes up our plans for lunch at Kona Cafe when we arrive in WDW. :mad: I have some rearranging to do.

Snow!?:scared: Yuck.

Maybe Jet Blue is just working on rearranging its schedule. Don't do too much rearranging of yours. You may be having to rearrange it again.:headache:
 
OK, so let's play the who had the WORST day today game!!
Come on...it will be FUN!



4:00. Countdown to 4:30 has begun... Boss calls "Got a few minutes?"


Uh Oh. That's never a call one wants on a Friday afternoon....


She shuts the door. OH BOY...:scared: I am already having a hot flash...


She begins with something like "We are restructuring a little bit and this is going to affect your job...":scared1:

I believe that I will be hanging out with the Captain awhile this evening!:drinking1


As she shoves papers across her desk...I have been restructured OUT!!!:eek: :scared1: :mad: :sad2: :scared: :headache:


SueEllen - I don't think we will be upgrading to the "secret verandah" cabin this time around!


RJ - add working on resume to my weekend projects!!
 
"Paging the Captain....We have an emergency! You are needed ASAP! "

Seriously Annie, I am so sorry to hear your news (but the way you wrote it did make me laugh ;) ). :grouphug:
 
:wizard:

a little pixie dust and a fair amount of the Cap'n are in order Annie!


Maybe this just means that you'll get something better! ;) :hug:
 
hola from Tampa...
just spent the last hour chatting with Reggie Jackson. My friends husband is friends with him and he came to the baseball batting cages to help their 7 year old with his swing...very cool! He signed a baseball and took a picture with Kate

Found out I lost my office with the bathroom today...I get a bigger office, but no window and the bathroom is across the hall. I guess it is still my bathroom since I am the only girl and I am going to put a big "LADIES ONLY" sign on it, but i was kinda excited about the window...

ok..going to dinner...ttyl!!
 
:wizard:

a little pixie dust and a fair amount of the Cap'n are in order Annie!


Maybe this just means that you'll get something better! ;) :hug:

You know...my little job wasn't perfect...I didn't make a WHOLE lot of money but I needed what I DID make...it was a little boring sometimes...but they had casual dress and I LOVED my 8 mile commute and the hours (7.5 / day with an hours for lunch if I took it - only 1/2 mile from Chipotle!:rotfl: ) And they had decent benefits (13 holidays)...affordable insurance (DH's work is like over $800 / month for medical insurance!!:eek: ) So now I am spoiled with those things. It was like I could afford to make less just because the insurance was so much less... Sigh. But yes, we must hope everything happens for a reason.... There is a pharmaceutical co. just a little further down the road that I would love to get on with....they have awesome benefits posted online....I am going to submit a resume as soon as I get it all fixed up. Hummmm....cover letters:headache: I hate that.

I knew my co. was having some problems - the collection calls coming thru the switchboard were constant...and they had let the HR person go yesterday...and a few people in sales a couple weeks ago....and the dispatcher / scheduler guy in the warehouse last month...and they haven't given raises since 911.:scared:

But spring is coming...I have mulching to do and a pond to start up...if the weather breaks soon I can occupy my time quite well. Oh. And maybe do a "real" spring cleaning around this place... Oh, and there are door signs to make! :lmao: Meanwhile watching for sales on Ramen Noodles!:rotfl2:

I still have to call my Mom... She will not be happy to hear this.:rolleyes1

Katie / Sue Ellen - is DU hiring?!:rotfl2:
 
Ooh Annie, I am so sorry.
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maybe this will help - a little? I echo RJ: something better will be there for you. :hug:
 
I figured Betsy wouldn't be posting since she is in Tampa, but evidently she obsconded with Rick's laptop. I went to David Bridal's this morning to pick up my dress for granddaughter's wedding and almost had a melt down. First they couldn't find it. When they did, and I tried it on to make sure alterations were all right, I noticed a spot along the hem. I think it was a tiny drop of blood, probably from a pin prick when the girl was working with hem. I brought it to their attention. After about 30 min. of waiting, they were able to get it out. :cheer2: If it didn't come out, I wasn't going to accept the dress. Now the problem will be to get it to SC without lots of wrinkles. I may have to have it steamed once I get there.
Betsy wasn't kidding about how cold it was night before last and again last night. Since I am on the beach, it is usually 5-6 degrees warmer than where she lives, 45 miles NW of me. Even here, it was 45 Wed. night and about 50 last night. It warmed up quickly today and was perfection!
 
There were two nuns..

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),

and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL) .

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL : Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.



Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!

SL: The only lo gical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM : Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL : The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.




SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL : Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,

Say two Hail Marys!



and.. of course - forward this mail!



Might be funnier afetar a few captains...
 
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