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yes, but what was the rest of the joke???? it drives me crazy that I don't know. Just like the joke that Bender is telling himself as he crawls through the ceiling in "The Breakfast Club"... but he never finishes.

Don't remember that one James, what was it?
 
Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says...

Here it is for all those interested. I have friends, nieces and others in acting and they have the answer:

A naked lady walks into a bar carrying a poodle in one hand and a three foot salami in the other...

Bartender says "well I guess you won't be needing a drink"...

Naked lady says "I got these for my husband"

Bartender says "GOOD TRADE !"

Kind of clean and not what was expected. :lmao::lmao::lmao::rotfl2:
 
My apologies for being late in posting this:

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Wish we had more time. Are you going to the DDCC?

No, unfortunately I have some work commitments. Are locations from China are coming to the U.S. during that time to visit customers here. I have business with both locations so I will be playing host and the DDC falls right in the middle. :confused3
 
At LAST off to the airport headed to Disney
 
No, unfortunately I have some work commitments. Are locations from China are coming to the U.S. during that time to visit customers here. I have business with both locations so I will be playing host and the DDC falls right in the middle. :confused3

Get a new job!

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If nothing else, trying to be last pads the posting. Have a good Friday!

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