BarryHom
DIS Legend
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- Aug 20, 1999
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I spoke with Pete yesterday and he told me that he is cancelling DIS Con II.
Of the cancellation, Pete said, "I have seen too many horrors from DIS Con I. Dancing at Jellyrolls, JayPD's pole dancing, Chris C's karaoke singing, Regina's DH hurling from TOT, Barb's scavenger hunting...I wake up in a cold sweat every night when I think of these things. I do not want to see these horrors again. I got to get away from ground zero as fast as I can. The horror, the horror..."
Linda and Marsha said, "We don't know what to do with ourselves now we have no DIS Con to plan!"
Pete gave us an alternate to DIS Con. "We will have Gatorland Con!" he said. "Imagine -- a VIP seat to see gators jump out of the water for chicken! A free wallet for every Con participant! It will be beautiful!"
If you believe this, remember what today is!

Of the cancellation, Pete said, "I have seen too many horrors from DIS Con I. Dancing at Jellyrolls, JayPD's pole dancing, Chris C's karaoke singing, Regina's DH hurling from TOT, Barb's scavenger hunting...I wake up in a cold sweat every night when I think of these things. I do not want to see these horrors again. I got to get away from ground zero as fast as I can. The horror, the horror..."
Linda and Marsha said, "We don't know what to do with ourselves now we have no DIS Con to plan!"
Pete gave us an alternate to DIS Con. "We will have Gatorland Con!" he said. "Imagine -- a VIP seat to see gators jump out of the water for chicken! A free wallet for every Con participant! It will be beautiful!"
If you believe this, remember what today is!
