"Dieter's tea"----HOLY CRAP!

[Hercules10]

And I mean that literally!

I love tea so someone gave me some “dieter’s tea”. Never had it before so I’m thinking it’s like green tea or something with lots of good stuff for a person.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

After my third trip to the baff-room in under an hour I’m thinking something's amiss. People keep asking what’s wrong, all because I’m walking like a penguin in order to keep the cheeks clenched and not let out a ripper on the way to the toilet!

I finally get a hold of the box the tea came in and find the culprit! SENNA!

Unfortunately before my work-out this morning I loaded up on FIBER ONE. So I might as well push my desk into the men’s room and call it a day.

Just so ya'll know. Dieter's teas don't do much other then make ya poop your brains out! Ya'll are warned! Gotta go.........

 

[N&B'smom]

Awwww, you poor guy. Hope your case of the poops is over soon.

Shelby

 

[Fitswimmer]

That's how you lose weight. The same thing happened with a friend of mine when she tried those shake meal replacements. Cleaned her right out! She lost weight, but YIKES.

 

[Regina]

 

[KadysMom]

I tried the dieters tea. I lived in the bathroom! I WILL NEVER TAKE THAT STUFF AGAIN!!!

 

[CathrynRose]

Unfortunately before my work-out this morning I loaded up on FIBER ONE. So I might as well push my desk into the men’s room and call it a day.

Just so ya'll know. Dieter's teas don't do much other then make ya poop your brains out! Ya'll are warned! Gotta go.........

There was a group of girls in highschool - bulimic/anorexic's something along those lines... all I know is they sure as heck drank that tea.

They were thin, but how much poop can you have??? They were truly, full of _____________.

 

[lovemygoofy]

I hope your office at least carries the good toilet paper You might want to talk to the person that gave you that tea, I don't think they like you much

 

[Rachie0507]

A lesson learned, I guess. Better you than me Thanks for sharing this info Hope you are all better (and empty) soon!!

 

[wdw4life]

Thanks for the heads up! I already have "issues" so if I took that I'd be living on the hopper.

Hope you're back to your regular self soon!

 

[Disney_Mama]

Thanks for the warning

 

[MosMom]

They're on sale this week.

As you can see, there is a big pitcher of iced dieter's tea next to the package. They go hand in hand.

 

[MickeysMommy]

What is the name of that tea? I've never heard of it

 

[CathrynRose]

What is the name of that tea? I've never heard of it

It's called "Super Dieters Tea" - it's not by the tea in the gricery store... it's by nutrition bars and vitamins, etc...

BTW - could you look ANYMORE like your Dad?!?!!?

 

[Hercules10]

It's called "Super Dieters Tea" - it's not by the tea in the gricery store... it's by nutrition bars and vitamins, etc...

THAT'S THE VILE STUFF!!!!!

I feel like a reverse fountain. Managed to have the men's room declared a biological hazard. Someone suggested to take candles with me in there. Are they nuts!? I'll blow the joint up!

 

[cinmell]

They were thin, but how much poop can you have??? They were truly, full of _____________.

 

[Cantw8]

what a charmer...yep, you're a real keeper

 

[Nancy]

THAT'S THE VILE STUFF!!!!!

I feel like a reverse fountain. Managed to have the men's room declared a biological hazard. Someone suggested to take candles with me in there. Are they nuts!? I'll blow the joint up!

I know it's not funny...but that just made me laugh out loud!

I had looked at that tea...boy am I glad I didn't get it. Bathrooms where I work are way too far away!

 

[MyGoofy26]

I can just picture you walking into the boss's office, "I drank some tea this morning so I need to take a sick day for the rest of the day."



Thanks for the heads up! I'll be sure to steer clear of that stuff! Although it sounds like it could come in handy for a killer prank

 

[L107ANGEL]

Sorry Herc but

 

[KerriSue]

This is the most I have laughed in a long time.

I love toilet humor

I have a mental picture of you walking like a penguin, priceless