Did you see this sculpture of Britney's birth?

[tevagirl]

I don't know. I'm up in the air. I'm thinking it might make a good coffee table.

 

[DisneyPhD]

I don't know. I'm up in the air. I'm thinking it might make a good coffee table.

EW, I can always count on you for images I can't get out of my head.

 

[tevagirl]

EW, I can always count on you for images I can't get out of my head.

Take a look again...the bear's mouth could hold the remote, the TV Gude will fit nicely between the butt crack. I'm pretty sure you could balance a cup on her back.

 

[DisneyPhD]

Take a look again...the bear's mouth could hold the remote, the TV Gude will fit nicely between the butt crack. I'm pretty sure you could balance a cup on her back.

See I was thinking a sheet of glass over the whole thing. But really then I would be scared of what would pop out on the floor.

(oh and just in case anyone hasn't witnessed a birth, the baby isn't the only thing that comes out. I am going to leave it at that.)

**** How is that for images you just didn't need?***** Got ya!

 

[bigmerle1966]

You two are too funny. Teva, you could always put a little doily on the baby's head. Or coasters.

 

[tevagirl]

See I was thinking a sheet of glass over the whole thing. But really then I would be scared of what would pop out on the floor.

(oh and just in case anyone hasn't witnessed a birth, the baby isn't the only thing that comes out. I am going to leave it at that.)

**** How is that for images you just didn't need?***** Got ya!

Yes, yes you did.

 

[tevagirl]

You two are too funny. Teva, you could always put a little doily on the baby's head. Or coasters.

I was thinking maybe of making a lamp out of that end.

 

[DisneyPhD]

Yes, yes you did.

Sorry, just make sure you have a good carpet cleaner!

 

[bigmerle1966]

I was thinking maybe of making a lamp out of that end.

 

[LittleRydia]

omg im a artist, and to me that is not art 0_o some sick joke really.

also when i picture "the head sticking out of the rear" Im imagining it looking like she is farting a bubble.. based the poor details on the rest of the sculpture.

 

[cstraub]

When is the Kevin Federline leaves his pregnant girlfriend for Britnany Spears sculpture coming out?

 

[YourMajesty]

omg im a artist, and to me that is not art 0_o some sick joke really.

also when i picture "the head sticking out of the rear" Im imagining it looking like she is farting a bubble.. based the poor details on the rest of the sculpture.

cleaning off my computer screen! Maybe we could give it an offical DIS title...instead of Brittney giving birth we will call it Brittney farting a bubble? I think that is much more accurate.

 

[outstandinfarmer]

Take a look again...the bear's mouth could hold the remote, the TV Gude will fit nicely between the butt crack. I'm pretty sure you could balance a cup on her back.

OMG! Too funny!

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Let's all play:

What do you think that bear is yelling?

 

[DebIreland]

Hmmmm - Midwife: "Bear down Britney, bear down".
Bear: "At last, somebody noticed I've been shot".

It sounded better in my head!

 

[beckmrk04]

Hmmmm - Midwife: "Bear down Britney, bear down".
Bear: "At last, somebody noticed I've been shot".

It sounded better in my head!

 

[sajetto]

Hmmmm - Midwife: "Bear down Britney, bear down".
Bear: "At last, somebody noticed I've been shot".

It sounded better in my head!

The sad thing is that it took me a minute to figure that one out

 

[6_Time_Momma]

Okay, THIS angle makes me think of a turkey that has been stuffed, waiting to be cooked! Seriously!! Just cover up her head, and you have a turkey!!

 

[Planogirl]

That thing doesn't look a bit like Britney IMO. The sculptor appears to just be another publicity hound.

I have to admit that some of the comments on this thread are funny. A coffee table?

 

[disykat]

I think it's odd that we haven't heard from Brittany about this. I know I'm no BS, but if it were me, I'd be very upset that someone made a very inaccurate portrayal of my childbirth and attached my name and that of my child to it. I'd be seeing a lawyer.