Okay, I just had to respond to this!
Frist of all, I grew up in and still live in the only state that REQUIRES 4 years of PE in High School (IL).
I was soooo lame in PE that when teams were picked it went like this - "You take Lisa (me) and we'll take the fat kid (not nice for sure)". The ONLY thing that I liked was swimming and that's becaue I realized that I could stay in "beginner" swimming for all 4 years and that meant that I would not have to get my fab Farrah Fawcett hairdo wet since we stayed in the shallow end and used kickboards. Although, the "loaner" swimsuits that we had to wear were even worse than the ugly one-piece uniforms that we also wore out of the water. (You read that right, they gave us swimsuits that supposedly had been cleaned since the last person wore it)

I was glad that I never had swimming 1st hour because I'd have been just the type (dorky) that would have been "the scum breaker." That's the person that got pushed into the pool 1st thing to break the scum layer of hairspray, afrosheen, and makeup that had build up since the day before
I once pretended that my glasses were broken for 6 weeks so I wouln't have to play basketball - those girls are really mean when you stink!
Also, I was the first class that went co-ed, so I had all these guy gym teachers who hated the girls. The first week I said something "smart" and the teacher said, "Drop and give me 20." My response of "20 what?" didn't go over well.
And here's the irony of this whole thing. I'm a substitute teacher and I mostly cover PE classes. Yep, that's me right back in PE!