"Did Pluto Just Give You A Lap Dance?" 10 days of Naughty & Nice!

[disneyaddicted]

I have read this straight through, the full meal not the link version. My eyes have gone crossed now, funny thing is it has actually improved my vision, Dh doesn't think it's a good look for me. He's also not happy that I kept him awake all night with my loud laughing, at least I try to stifle the laugh, he does nothing to quiet his loud obnoxious farting, which seriously a loud Kablap (I swear that's what it sounded like, I won't describe the smell) at 4 in the morning was enough to startle me off my chair.

I am so enjoying your TR, I wish I would have found it sooner. You have an awesome way of turning a phrase.

Your family is gorgeous, fun and witty. Your honesty is so refreshing. I am looking forward to more.

Ever hear of Goodridge, Mn. I did a stint there back in '89, makes it sound like I was in prison. I wasn't, it just felt like it. Super Cold!! I didn't know nostrils could freeze shut!

 

[Dizneydawn]

I have read this straight through, the full meal not the link version. My eyes have gone crossed now, funny thing is it has actually improved my vision, Dh doesn't think it's a good look for me. He's also not happy that I kept him awake all night with my loud laughing, at least I try to stifle the laugh, he does nothing to quiet his loud obnoxious farting, which seriously a loud Kablap (I swear that's what it sounded like, I won't describe the smell) at 4 in the morning was enough to startle me off my chair.
That was my ex - smelled so bad it woke up the dead!
I am so enjoying your TR, I wish I would have found it sooner. You have an awesome way of turning a phrase.
Thanks!
Your family is gorgeous, fun and witty. Your honesty is so refreshing. I am looking forward to more.
I will get the next installment out today!
Ever hear of Goodridge, Mn. I did a stint there back in '89, makes it sound like I was in prison. I wasn't, it just felt like it. Super Cold!! I didn't know nostrils could freeze shut!

Oh yes! Frozen nostrils are an exciting thing here in the winter! Too bad it doesn't freeze the cooches shut of some of the local women who need to stop breeding.

Not sure of where it is - I will look it up - I existed in ND for 2 years so I get the prison time reference - will we be in WDW at the same time this Dec?

 

[MICKEY4EVER!]

Oh yes! Frozen nostrils are an exciting thing here in the winter! Too bad it doesn't freeze the cooches shut of some of the local women who need to stop breeding.

Too bad it doesn't get cold enough where I'm at to do that small favor for some of our "frequent breeders"!

 

[Pollito916]

I just found your TR this week, and had to detour to read the PTR and am only up to page 17, but I just had to stop and say you're great! Thanks for writing this funny and touching TR & PTR! Everything your family has been through is amazing, and it's wonderful that you were able to go on this trip and have such a good time together!

I used to live in Chicago and spent quite a bit of time in MN for work. Though I usually tried to avoid it from Oct-Mar. And I refused to go north or west of the twin metro area. I already drove 5-6 hours to get up to the twin cities - if the boys want to go to Duluth or Moorhead, good for them!

Oh, and we were at WDW from 12/10-12/17 last year so we were there part of the same time as you! I will have to look at our schedule (of course we had a schedule, if we didn't we wouldn't be on the DIS ) and see if we were at the same park on any of the days! I wish I had seen your PTR before we left and we could have hooked up some time.

I promise I will try to read the next 10 pages by the end of the weekend!

 

[Dizneydawn]

I just found your TR this week, and had to detour to read the PTR and am only up to page 17, but I just had to stop and say you're great! Thanks for writing this funny and touching TR & PTR! Everything your family has been through is amazing, and it's wonderful that you were able to go on this trip and have such a good time together!
Thank you and your deication is so appreciated.
I used to live in Chicago and spent quite a bit of time in MN for work. Though I usually tried to avoid it from Oct-Mar. And I refused to go north or west of the twin metro area. I already drove 5-6 hours to get up to the twin cities - if the boys want to go to Duluth or Moorhead, good for them!
I love up North - even in the winter but I love looking at it from the inside of a log cabin next to a fire! Even outside in a hot tub is awesome - I used to be a big skier/snowmobile person but anymore - no thank you!
Oh, and we were at WDW from 12/10-12/17 last year so we were there part of the same time as you! I will have to look at our schedule (of course we had a schedule, if we didn't we wouldn't be on the DIS ) and see if we were at the same park on any of the days! I wish I had seen your PTR before we left and we could have hooked up some time.
Crud! That would have been great!
I promise I will try to read the next 10 pages by the end of the weekend!

I saw your wedding pic and am so torn over what I want. I keep going back to an Escape pkg if we have less than 18 people because it would be doable at that rate. There are about 10 on the fence and if they do not decide soon - I will decide for them. We are only having a small amount of people and originally thought of the wedding gazeebo at Y&B. The Poly is perfect but with only allowing 10 I think - ugh!

If you are willing to talk and gove me your advice and honest inout - I will PM you my number!

 

[disneyaddicted]

Oh yes! Frozen nostrils are an exciting thing here in the winter! Too bad it doesn't freeze the cooches shut of some of the local women who need to stop breeding.

Not sure of where it is - I will look it up - I existed in ND for 2 years so I get the prison time reference - will we be in WDW at the same time this Dec?

First time my nostrils froze I couldn't figure out wth was going on.
Too bad it doesn't get cold enough here to even think about freezing cooters shut. Some people shouldn't breed.

Goodridge was tiny,I wonder if it's even on a map. it's close to Thief River Falls.

I'll be in Disney Dec 3-11.

 

[Dizneydawn]

First time my nostrils froze I couldn't figure out wth was going on. I get claustropobic because of my own nose!
Too bad it doesn't get cold enough here to even think about freezing cooters shut. Some people shouldn't breed.
I think we are onto something though - I need to pattent it before Dr 90210 does.

"Would you like a b00B job, tummy tuck, rhinoplastise or frosty cooter? It's all the rage!"
Goodridge was tiny,I wonder if it's even on a map. it's close to Thief River Falls.
I do know where that is!
I'll be in Disney Dec 3-11.

Argh - we won't get there till the 17th!

 

[Dizneydawn]

I am still working on the next installment - having some wonky issues with photobucket! Thank you for your patience!

 

[Dizneydawn]

Holy Freakin Freezing!

It is 26 degrees with snow on the cars/roofs. WTH - This is the 2nd week of October! Dan is heading this way from Nebraska and he says he has a 2 block visabilty if he is lucky!

Anyone in the south want to sell me their home?

Actually I am not kidding!

 

[disneyaddicted]

Holy Freakin Freezing!

It is 26 degrees with snow on the cars/roofs. WTH - This is the 2nd week of October! Dan is heading this way from Nebraska and he says he has a 2 block visabilty if he is lucky!

Anyone in the south want to sell me their home?

Actually I am not kidding!

Well I'm not in the south south, but I am a little further south then you, and it's not snowing here. 58degrees today for the high.

This house was built in 1890, I'm sure some of it's original occupants are still in it, possibly buried in the basement.
6 bedroom 2 full bath, living room, den, double sized kitchen, half basement full size attic, ceiling fans in every room, hard wood floors, covered back porch. sits on 3 acres with 3 car detatched garage, creek on 2 sides of the land.
We do have a ghost in the attic, the wiring in one room is shot, the whole house is heated by one single wood stove. 3 of the 24 windows need replaced. Theres a few holes in the wall where you can see the mud mixed with horse hair coming through. and we have an 8ft black snake living in the tree in our front yard.
Go ahead, make me an offer.

 

[KimD]

You had me till gyrate...now I am just concerned!

Thanks so much for joining the follies and I hope you keep staying with. Did you read the PTR links? I am watching you!

Wow, so um, sorry for sounding like a crazed gyrating wierdo that wants to hug your son

I'm really not! Promise!

You are too funny and I just wanted to give that son of yours a hug (minus the gyrations of course) for all that he's been through. I am so impressed with the incredible way you've all dealt with that unfortunate situation. You also remind me very much of the way we roll...as a family that is. So I am most definitely in and can't wait to read your next update! (or story...I'm not picky)

Keep warm! We're bracing for our first big storm here in Northern Cali. Ya, ya, we're weather wimps but when we get 5" of rain in a 12 hour period like their expecting us Californians get soggy.

 

[Soldier's*Sweeties]

...Really? I just caught back up(after discovering the dining reviews I knew NOTHING about for the last 2 weeks!)

I didn't think it got any better than the racoon...but alas...your wit has gotten me cracking up at my computer again!

My DH...who already thinks it's dumb of me to spend hours on here reading TRs is giving me the look...You know, the,"It can not be that funny," look. Well I'm not wasting my time explaining it to him.

I wish I had the quick wit you have! I could've thought of the whole "lap dance by the furry...whatever you said!" LOL.............................LIKE A WEEK LATER!

I'd be in the shower like a week later(my thinking place...lol...I know...lol) replaying the night's events and would have come up with it then!

 

[Dizneydawn]

Wow, so um, sorry for sounding like a crazed gyrating wierdo that wants to hug your son
I actually thought you were gyrating by yourself in your chair...
I'm really not! Promise! I never even thought anything besides you were funny!

You are too funny and I just wanted to give that son of yours a hug (minus the gyrations of course) for all that he's been through. I am so impressed with the incredible way you've all dealt with that unfortunate situation. You also remind me very much of the way we roll...as a family that is. So I am most definitely in and can't wait to read your next update! (or story...I'm not picky)
Thanks again for the nice words.
Keep warm! We're bracing for our first big storm here in Northern Cali. Ya, ya, we're weather wimps but when we get 5" of rain in a 12 hour period like their expecting us Californians get soggy.

Shut it Thelma. We got over 3" of snow today and about 1/2" yesterday. The only thing that should be braging about a 1/2" this time of year is Pluto.

(If I get send to Dis He!! for that one....I bid you all a fond farewell!)

...Really? I just caught back up(after discovering the dining reviews I knew NOTHING about for the last 2 weeks!)
Careful - I gained 20 pounds just drooling over food porn. Speaking of which...I need to get that MN State Fair update done tom with the next installment.
I didn't think it got any better than the racoon...but alas...your wit has gotten me cracking up at my computer again!
You like the Focker eyes didn't ya!
My DH...who already thinks it's dumb of me to spend hours on here reading TRs is giving me the look...You know, the,"It can not be that funny," look. Well I'm not wasting my time explaining it to him. Draw him a picture - it will be easier.

I wish I had the quick wit you have! I could've thought of the whole "lap dance by the furry...whatever you said!" LOL.............................LIKE A WEEK LATER!
I am good on my feet - but it gets me in a lot of trouble. be glad you think your answers out in your head - mine start in my mouth and I am hearing them for the first time in my brain like the recipient of the one liner is. Sometimes - (like above) I go - "You did not just say that."

Here I filter but I am trying to just write as it comes. If I am off the boards for good - I will come back and blame you all!
I'd be in the shower like a week later(my thinking place...lol...I know...lol) replaying the night's events and would have come up with it then!

I think in the shower as well - but usually it is - "When the heck did that roll get there?"

Dan has his youngest daughter with us for a week so today was baking and movie day with her - priorities.

I will get here tom morning for at least a quick installment now that photo upchuck is working again.

 

[Leash]

Well I'm not in the south south, but I am a little further south then you, and it's not snowing here. 58degrees today for the high.

This house was built in 1890, I'm sure some of it's original occupants are still in it, possibly buried in the basement.
6 bedroom 2 full bath, living room, den, double sized kitchen, half basement full size attic, ceiling fans in every room, hard wood floors, covered back porch. sits on 3 acres with 3 car detatched garage, creek on 2 sides of the land.
We do have a ghost in the attic, the wiring in one room is shot, the whole house is heated by one single wood stove. 3 of the 24 windows need replaced. Theres a few holes in the wall where you can see the mud mixed with horse hair coming through. and we have an 8ft black snake living in the tree in our front yard.
Go ahead, make me an offer.

It is still in better shape than my place. I'd make an offer but you guys have that stange cold white stuff that falls from the sky out there, no thanks.

 

[Soldier's*Sweeties]

LOL...can't wait for more.

I could use just a tad bit more of the quick wit though. I am so that person who has comebacks like 10 minutes later! Or replays a previous argument in my head(in the shower of course) and says eveything I should have said!

 

[29apr00]

woo hoo for a frisky pluto! That's hilarious!!

the special moment with Treynor......it's great that you have such a wonderful relationship with your kids! it's obvious you are an awesome mom!

LOVE the iced castle pics! great job!

 

[Pollito916]

I saw your wedding pic and am so torn over what I want. I keep going back to an Escape pkg if we have less than 18 people because it would be doable at that rate. There are about 10 on the fence and if they do not decide soon - I will decide for them. We are only having a small amount of people and originally thought of the wedding gazeebo at Y&B. The Poly is perfect but with only allowing 10 I think - ugh!

If you are willing to talk and gove me your advice and honest inout - I will PM you my number!

I would be happy to, and honesty is one of my best (and worst) qualities! But, our ceremony was in 2004, and I know the packages and prices have changed considerably since then. It was really much more affordable back then, from what I have heard from other people. I will have to go to the official site and check out the current package details.

 

[KimD]

Shut it Thelma. We got over 3" of snow today and about 1/2" yesterday. The only thing that should be braging about a 1/2" this time of year is Pluto.

(If I get send to Dis He!! for that one....I bid you all a fond farewell!)
=QUOTE]

Oh my goodness! That is a lot of flippin' snow already! We aren't even in November yet...Yikes...and about Pluto...
I'll see ya there...mwwaahahaha!

Seriously though...keep warm! I saved you some from yesterday 'cause he's nowhere to be found today!

 

[Dizneydawn]

woo hoo for a frisky pluto! That's hilarious!!

the special moment with Treynor......it's great that you have such a wonderful relationship with your kids! it's obvious you are an awesome mom!

LOVE the iced castle pics! great job!

Treyner is a great kid and I just booked a ticket for him to come home for the weekend and see his sister and brother as a surprise! I will take pics when it all goes down! It has been 2 1/2 months and I miss that kid fierce!

I would be happy to, and honesty is one of my best (and worst) qualities! But, our ceremony was in 2004, and I know the packages and prices have changed considerably since then. It was really much more affordable back then, from what I have heard from other people. I will have to go to the official site and check out the current package details.

Yeah it is expensive now and from what I am seeing - not as good of a value but I am not sure. We are currently planned for Vero - with the wedding and 7 course meal for about 20 people - around $3,000 - not bad and a touch of Disney thrown in! That of course means about $5,000 after the dress and extras...ok maybe $7,000...

Shut it Thelma. We got over 3" of snow today and about 1/2" yesterday. The only thing that should be braging about a 1/2" this time of year is Pluto.

(If I get send to Dis He!! for that one....I bid you all a fond farewell!)
=QUOTE]

Oh my goodness! That is a lot of flippin' snow already! We aren't even in November yet...Yikes...and about Pluto...
I'll see ya there...mwwaahahaha!

Seriously though...keep warm! I saved you some from yesterday 'cause he's nowhere to be found today!

Took pics and will show you all I was not kidding. Argh...

 

[Born 2B a Princess]

Just got back from MNSSHP over the weekend and all I could think about while I was at the "dance party" with my DDs was your installment about Pluto and his dancing escapade...my girls couldn't figure out why I was laughing so hard.