dh and simba are messy!

[catsrule]

dh had the day off and i come home to messies! dishes in sink, shredded cheese everywhere on the kitchen floor. he gave a pile to simba. 'but woman, where getting new carpet tomorrow, why clean?' not in the kitchen. microwave splatters! i live in a cat sty! and they tried to blame it on my cali! men!

 

[kejoda]

I'm in shock! Your mad at my Simba!?!? Send him to me he can make all the messes he wants. Keep your hubby though. Mine makes enough messes on his own. I'm lucky, he cleans up after himself!

 

[catsrule]

Mine doesn't see em'. You would think someone who was a cook in the Navy would know how to load a dishwasher and turn it on and clean up messies! And I told him no cheese for simba, simba loves cheese but it doesn't love him. Shredded cheese all over the floors, a trail of it! Bad Boys!

 

[kejoda]

Maybe you need to turn into a drill sargent.

 

[catsrule]

Told him a hundred times about his microwave splatters. He doesn't think the shredded cheese needed to be cleaned up off the carpet because we are getting new carpet tomorrow. MEN!

 

[PhotobearSam]

Bad DH!!!!!

Mine is the new and improved model but I forgot to read the fine print...30 days of good DH then a lifetime of "I thought I did that already" and " I'll fix it this weekend and it never happens"

Bad DH...

 

[kejoda]

LOL Sam that is true! I've had mine for 13 years. He is very good at helping in the kitchen but anything else its where does this go?

 

[catsrule]

Do you ever wonder how in the world they survived without us? Must've lived in a total cat sty and completely lost!

 

[DocRafiki]

I wouldn't have cleaned the cheese off of the carpet either.

 

[PhotobearSam]

The best one is when you ask them to find something and they say..."I looked EVERYWHERE and I can't find it." Then you give them a specific place to look and they still can't find it...Then you look and find it exactly where you told them to look and it's in plain site. I hate that.

 

[catsrule]

Like the fridge, if it isn't sitting in the front.....

You would have left the trail of cheese, DocR!

 

[PhotobearSam]

Bad Doc!!! Bad Doc....

 

[kejoda]

LOL Sam. Tim has stood right next to things and still couldn't find it! Once he was standing on the Wal-Mart bag saying he couln't find it. I kept telling him the it was on the floor. Keep in mind the only other thing on the floor was a beige carpet. Men!

 

[DocRafiki]

I AM bad. My Dudley stole the grapes off of the counter tonight. There was only one left when I found him, but he was so cute that I just had to let him have it. I did pick the stems up off of the carpet, though.

 

[KimRaye]

Originally posted by catsrule
Do you ever wonder how in the world they survived without us? Must've lived in a total cat sty and completely lost!

Actually, mine did!! He had 2 cats that he treated better than he did himself OR his apartment!!

I'm already afraid to come home AFTER DISCon for fear of what he and my 2 kids will do or, NOT DO!!!

 

[catsrule]

That's why DH is coming with me, I won't come home to a house of messies, unless my 18 year old nephew who is watching the kitties decided to pull a 'risky business'...........

 

[KimRaye]

That's right Mary Jo! Ya never know about that 'risky business' until you come home!!

 

[catsrule]

Must get DH with Kim's FM!

 

[shep]

Make DH clean up after the carpet is down...that'll show him...

 

[browneyes]

I've never seen MJ mad. Those boys must really have made a HUGE mess. Make them both sleep in the kitchen.