Omg!
Unless your 90+ your not older than dirt!
Oh oh...some very elderly people just heard me make that comment so now I am being followed by angry geriatrics who are running, well scooting about in their walkers with their canes raised above their heads (Which can't be good for their balance man!) shouting down with the youngins!
Glad they can't run fast, of course I don't either. Oh the horror of it all! the only part of me that runs fast is my mouth lol!
Ah good times!