Deep thoughts. . .

[Gumbo4x4]

When you buy your first pressure washer, the whole world looks dirty - Me

Wait until you buy your first chain saw

 

[Gumbo4x4]

Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.

 

[kimblebee]

"The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass."

Martin Mull

Martin Mull is hilarious. I loved him on Roseanne. He's no Toby Tyler though

 

[jevs]

"If only life could be a little more tender and art a little more robust".

- Alan Rickman

 

[PollyannaMom]

 

[littlejimmy]

being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?----Harry Callahan

 

[King Schultz]

"Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for – in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it."


—Ellen Goodman

 

[littlejimmy]

“God created the Heavens, he created the earth! He created all the Hulkamaniacs! Then, he created a set of 24-inch pythons, brother!” hulk hogan

 

[King Schultz]

"Space Mountain may be the oldest ride in the park, but it has the longest line."


Ric Flair

 

[littlejimmy]

"Space Mountain may be the oldest ride in the park, but it has the longest line."


Ric Flair

who doesn't love the nature boy...that dude is always stylin and profiling...wooooooo

 

[King Schultz]

who doesn't love the nature boy...that dude is always stylin and profiling...wooooooo

Wooooooooooo!!!

 

[jevs]

 

[jevs]

 

[Tiggerish]

Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
Philo of Alexandria, a Jewish philosopher who was born in Alexandria, Egypt and lived 20 BC to 50 AD (also known as Philo Judeaus).

 

[jevs]

Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
Philo of Alexandria, a Jewish philosopher who was born in Alexandria, Egypt and lived 20 BC to 50 AD (also known as Philo Judeaus).

True story this

 

[littlejimmy]

"Jane, you ignorant slut." dan akroyd

 

[King Schultz]

"You don't have to yell at me! I'm not blind!"


Bobby Heenan

 

[jevs]

 

[Cantw8]

 

[Cantw8]