Deep thoughts. . .

[King Schultz]

"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination."


Oscar Wilde

 

[King Schultz]

“Leave the gun, take the Nyquil”

WillyJ - the Great Dis Corn Wars 2000 - 2003

Very inspiring indeed.

 

[jevs]

 

[cornflkgrl]

"Non-violence is the greatest force at the disposal of mankind. It is mightier than the mightiest weapon of destruction devised by the ingenuity of man." - Mahatma Gandhi

 

[littlejimmy]

My goal in life is to be an actor--Ron Jeremy

 

[PollyannaMom]

 

[King Schultz]

"Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved."


Victor Hugo

 

[littlejimmy]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAY...-Arthur Fonzarelli

 

[King Schultz]

"Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking."


Dave Barry,

 

[jevs]

 

[King Schultz]

Indeed.

 

[King Schultz]

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

Henny Youngman

 

[PollyannaMom]

 

[littlejimmy]

"Kiss my grits.” –Flo Castleberry

 

[gwynne]

"Kiss my grits.” –Flo Castleberry

Flo, what a great character. Such fun!

 

[Cantw8]

 

[King Schultz]

"The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass."

Martin Mull

 

[King Schultz]

"Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water."

W. C. Fields

 

[jevs]

 

[jevs]