Deep thoughts. . .

Dance as if no one were watching,
Sing as if no one were listening,
And live every day as if it were your last.
If I let anyone hear me sing or see me dance, it would be my last day lol

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sometimes when you cry, no one sees your tears..

sometimes when you are worried, no one sees your pain..

sometimes when you are happy, no one sees your smile..

but fart just one time...

- Unknown

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If at first you don't succeed, I highly recommend you avoid sky diving.
-Me
 

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"Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside."

Stewie Griffin
 
If you've never seen the original 'Star Wars' trilogy, watch 'Spaceballs' first......Then watch the SW trilogy, you'll get 3 times the laughs....


-Me
 
Elwood P. Dowd:
"Years ago my mother used to say to me, she'd say, "In this world, Elwood, you must be" - she always called me Elwood - "In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant." Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me."
 












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