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Location,it's closer to the parks than all other hotels with exception of DLH: Close enough to go for EMH at 8am and then stroll back to the hotel for breakfast around 10am. Handy to nip out to Disney Village for a snack, or back to the hotel to use the pool/play tennis.
Breakfast is served either in the Parkside Diner, or Manhattan restaurant. You'll be asked to choose breakfast slots, but you don't need to stick to these. We never have and just go for breakfast when we're ready. Best room for breakfast in my opinion is the Manhattan (just walk right past the door to the Parkside and keep going to the Manhattan). It's a large dining room with lovely set tables, comfy chairs and real tablecloths

You get seated and don't need to scamble to find a table. If it's very busy they sometimes serve breakfast in the convention centre, which is ok too.
Hot items are included in breakfast as standard, bacon,sausage,scrambled egg, potato. Lots of continential choice too. We've never had to wait more than a minute or so to be seated.
Pool: great for summer, with outdoor section. Plenty of swimming aids for the kids, and towels are included
There is also a tennis court if you feel active
Rooms nice and big with fantastic air con! Beds are big and comfy, and every room weve had has been pristine in condition. Mini bar if required, ice bucket (ice on all floors). Request kettle/iron from reception. Room service menu if youre too tired to go out. Bathroom has two sinks, hairdryer (which dries my very long and thick hair just fine) and toiletries replenished daily. Room clean/towels changed every morning. Very good housekeeping staff. Small safe in wardrobe big enough for passports/money etc.
You could have a lake view room (I believe now called Plaza) for extra charge. Or as we did last time, got a car-park view, which actually gave a view of the castle, if looking to the left. This was fantastic for watching the fireworks in Dreams!
Characters meet in the lobby each morning during breakfast. There is usually minimal wait here and they rotate every 30 minutes.
Dinner in the Parkside Diner is an all you can eat buffet and a great choice for a first night, to avoid queuing in the park if youre hungry.
Despite many opinions that its too grown up and not child orientated, I really dont see it like that! Its a lovely hotel inside, the gift shop is small but good and the staff are some of the nicest weve ever come across at Disney. The concierge has always been helpful, offering good advice.
If youre just looking for somewhere to lay your head, then I suppose you can stay anywhere. For us the hotel is all part of the holiday and its nice being somewhere nice
Ive put full reviews of our past trips on the hotel review thread, and you can also see my trip reports from my signature
