Kevin............Oh Kevin did you read what DreamCruiser100 just wrote...................no, no, no, no, not that we were back on page three..................she said that I am a sidekick, a sidekick!!
Woo Hoo!!! No, No, No, No, the most important thing she said was, the toasters are used as listening devises!!!! You know the other day when I fixed meself a piece of toast, when I was sick.............I was
sick
everyone.................
what no.....................aaawwwwwwwwwww poor guy..............rough crowd..............see Kevin we get no respect................no respect I tell ya...........even when we are sick..........by the way, I heard you were not feeling to well yourself Mr President..................
aaawwwwwwwwwww poor guy, I hope you are feeling better now big guy!!! Anyway, I was making me this toast, and when I pushed down on the lever that lowers the bread into the toaster, I thought I heard some unusual crackling noise coming from the toaster...........you know like static on a radio!!! You don't suppose these things are their communicating devices, do you???

I didn't try talking into it..............didn't want to look stupid or anything!!!