My oh my!! Miss 8 hours miss a lot!!!
So first things first!! Well go in order for a while. So, Scoop, you just gotta wait!

Besides, AV seems to be handling you rather well, Id say!!
Sir Larry,
We are not far apart on this issue at all. But I think we have a little difference when it comes to defining the resort magic.
I liken the resort issue to restaurants.
I cannot come to terms with that analogy. Its too small. The scope of a resort is
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bigger! Its more akin to a theme park. Or at least an extension of the theme park. A restaurant is too confining, too narrow in scope. Its like talking about one particular ride. Dumbo, the fast food joint and Pirates, the elegant dining experience. But to me, the resort experience is different. Much more like the whole theme park. The entire SHOW built of little pieces all tied together in a neat package. Really all youre talking about in a restaurant is the theme of the building and costumes for the wait staff. A resort, especially a Disney resort, is much more than that.
It wouldn't have to have a sitdown restaurant or monorail access.
You talk about amenities as if they can (or worse yet should) be different from place to place. As if it were perfectly fine that one resort has nothing but a bus stop and the other has magical transportation. I look at it as if that magical transportation was a given!! Its a Disney resort, by God!! They have to provide something more than a bus!!! Its part of the magic. Its part of the experience. I can get a bus from the local Quality Inn. I cant catch a monorail or boat from there. I can see a bus on any main street in Chicago. But I cant see the monorail. This aspect alone was soooo embedded in the natural order of things that even the campgrounds had wonderful magical modes of Disney transportation at one time.
Now, Im not so hard lined that I cant see a slight (emphasis on slight) price differential between certain views or even room size. But thats within the resort. And ALL the resorts, in this respect, should be equal. Want a larger room in the Poly. Sure! No problem! $15.00 more! You want a larger room in the All-Stars? Sure! Again, no problem! And again, $15.00 more! But the standard size, the standard view, the standard transportation, the standard pool and the standard magical experience have ALL got to be the same!!! Otherwise there are no standards!! And just a glance at the Floridian compared to the All-Stars tells you that there are two very different sets of standards. There are actually many more. So, the Disney-Resort-Standard has been tossed out the window!! And you can see where that leads! No? Well it leads to Pop Century, of course!! And who knows!! We may not be at the bottom of the barrel yet!!! Scary, isnt it?
OK. Back to the analogy at hand. A restaurant is an eating establishment that by its very nature has a wide variety of food choices. And those different choices of the menu, naturally lead to different pricing structures and costs incurred. Now, the quality of that food has to live up to a certain standard. And it shouldnt matter at all if youre talking about a hot dog or lobster, the quality of the given food item must be maintained. But room size and transportation and most other things that other hotels call amenities are simply not the same! Its an experience to stay at a Disney resort. Why? Because of the service given and the amenities received (and the really important bit) for the money paid!! And that experience should not change from resort to resort. And it cannot, under any circumstances, fluctuate in accordance with the price. The Show is the Show after all!!!
So when we talk about the standards, the Disney standards, for a restaurant, were talking theme of façade, quality of food and some little (but very important) plusses added here and there for texture and the good old Disney touch (Mickey head butter anyone?). And it is paramount that these standards are maintained for Victoria and Alberts as they are for Pecos Bills. What we are NOT talking about are menu choices. We are NOT talking about Lobster bisque vs. chili. We are NOT talking about different caliber of attractions. Or one ride mechanism vs. another.
We ARE talking about overall experience. The SHOW!!! And transportation, water (lake or river), table dining, valet service, unique pools, and a myriad of other amenities go into creating that resort experience SHOW. Once all the basics are covered, and for lack of a better term call them amenities, then and only then, can you start talking about theme vs. decorations. Or put another way, once the script is written for the SHOW, only then can the design of the set begin!!!
Thats why I asked for nuts and bolt differences. And today, no doubt about it, there are differences. Both higher and lower. I just contend that there shouldnt be. The SHOW should be the same from resort to resort. The script has been written!! Only the set should change!
If you stay at the Poly you experience a Disney resort, in a South Seas setting. If you stay in the Contemporary you experience a Disney resort in a futuristic setting. If you stay at the Asian you experience a Disney resort, in an Asian setting. If you stay at Port Orleans you experience a Disney resort, in a Cajun setting (except its not quite the same Disney experience, is it. Somehow, its a little less). If you stay at the All-Stars you experience a Disney resort, in a
WHOOPS!! Just ran out of standards here, didnt we!!
One last thought on the subject. A little mind game. OK. Its 1968 and you are heading up the team that will bring resorts to the Florida Project (not yet even called WDW). Disney has never built resorts or put a SHOW on in one. So the page is blank. There is no precedent. And you are charged with the task of creating this Disney experience for resort guests. A resort SHOW if you will. You get to put the whole package together. How they check in, check out, dining options, transportation, the whole ball of wax. The theme, unfortunately has already been decided and another creative team is working up the final design. But you get to write the script for the guest experience. So, whats in and whats out? Do you copy the industry standard or do you use it only as a guide to be sure nothing slips through the cracks? There are no right or wrong answers. You are truly reinventing the wheel. In Disney style!! But be mindful that you will be setting the Standards of what will follow. You are creating a SHOW that will be mirrored in all other future Disney resorts. So have fun, think guest and dream BIG!!
Now, that youve thought about that for a while let me add that this is exactly what happened in the design phase of WDW. Someone, or some group, sat down and decided the nuts and bolts of a Disney resort experience. From the guest point of view. Now, we can argue the rightness and wrongness of that experience. We can discuss whether it was a good thing or a bad thing not to include food courts. Were they right when they made absolutely sure that you could NEVER see the parking lot from your window, and is that really important? We can talk about including a turn down service and a chocolate mint on the pillow. But that really isnt the issue. The issue is that these Standards were created. And they were applied equally BECAUSE they were the standards. Because it was the experience. Because it was
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the SHOW!! If you chose to stay at a Disney resort THIS is what you got. Didnt want that much? Fine! Stay at the Days Inn down the street. Want more? There are many TRUE deluxe resorts to choose from in the area. But these are Disney resorts. They are different, in scope and price, from anything else in the world. Created and operated by Disney. With Disney standards. And that famous Disney SHOW!! Its just that simple.
Anything less (OR MORE!!!) and its suddenly NOT the definitive Disney resort experience. Its simply NOT the same SHOW. And youve muddied the standards. Or, in Ei$ners case thrown them out totally!!!
Dont believe me? Take a good look at Pop Century. And it doesnt matter if you like it or not. Just tell me what standards they used when that thing was concieved?!?!