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[declansdad]

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So she said no to the trip north?

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

So she said no to the trip north?

Well, you know how she feels about Canada, Darcy...

 

[pkondz]

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[declansdad]

Well, you know how she feels about Canada, Darcy...

She probably thinks you would try to work in a trip to Oak Island.

 

[londontime]

Dear Subscriber

Congratulations! You are now the owner of your very own Danco COVID friendly DIY "Call it at home" kit!
Just use some or all of the suggested following phrases!
That's it
I'm Calling it
Work week over
Everyone out
Last one standing in (insert random Disney Bar of your choice here) for (insert random Whiskey or Rum based cocktail here)
Gets to take (frantically search for female Disney Character that has yet gone un-besmirched, or just throw in Cinderella as she's always game) home
And, let me tell ya, (insert nefarious activity that is vaguely illegal in Alabama, or a dubious metaphor for Ladyparts)

And there you go! Congratulations! You called it!

For that full experience, try saying it in the same accent Dick Van Dyke murdered!


(No time to think of one this week, regular programming will resume next week. Unless this whole Calling it at home thing takes off, then I'm off to the Maldives with Bezos.)
Have a great weekend chaps.

 

[JC1984]

Dear Subscriber

Congratulations! You are now the owner of your very own Danco COVID friendly DIY "Call it at home" kit!
Just use some or all of the suggested following phrases!
That's it
I'm Calling it
Work week over
Everyone out
Last one standing in (insert random Disney Bar of your choice here) for (insert random Whiskey or Rum based cocktail here)
Gets to take (frantically search for female Disney Character that has yet gone un-besmirched, or just throw in Cinderella as she's always game) home
And, let me tell ya, (insert nefarious activity that is vaguely illegal in Alabama, or a dubious metaphor for Ladyparts)

And there you go! Congratulations! You called it!

For that full experience, try saying it in the same accent Dick Van Dyke murdered!


(No time to think of one this week, regular programming will resume next week. Unless this whole Calling it at home thing takes off, then I'm off to the Maldives with Bezos.)
Have a great weekend chaps.

What that wasn’t an authentic British accent!? I have been lied to my entire life!!!

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Dear Subscriber

Congratulations! You are now the owner of your very own Danco COVID friendly DIY "Call it at home" kit!
Just use some or all of the suggested following phrases!
That's it
I'm Calling it
Work week over
Everyone out
Last one standing in (insert random Disney Bar of your choice here) for (insert random Whiskey or Rum based cocktail here)
Gets to take (frantically search for female Disney Character that has yet gone un-besmirched, or just throw in Cinderella as she's always game) home
And, let me tell ya, (insert nefarious activity that is vaguely illegal in Alabama, or a dubious metaphor for Ladyparts)

And there you go! Congratulations! You called it!

For that full experience, try saying it in the same accent Dick Van Dyke murdered!


(No time to think of one this week, regular programming will resume next week. Unless this whole Calling it at home thing takes off, then I'm off to the Maldives with Bezos.)
Have a great weekend chaps.

Wait...What?!? Do we keep working or what?!?

 

[docsoliday1]

Dear Subscriber

Congratulations! You are now the owner of your very own Danco COVID friendly DIY "Call it at home" kit!
Just use some or all of the suggested following phrases!
That's it
I'm Calling it
Work week over
Everyone out
Last one standing in (insert random Disney Bar of your choice here) for (insert random Whiskey or Rum based cocktail here)
Gets to take (frantically search for female Disney Character that has yet gone un-besmirched, or just throw in Cinderella as she's always game) home
And, let me tell ya, (insert nefarious activity that is vaguely illegal in Alabama, or a dubious metaphor for Ladyparts)

And there you go! Congratulations! You called it!

For that full experience, try saying it in the same accent Dick Van Dyke murdered!


(No time to think of one this week, regular programming will resume next week. Unless this whole Calling it at home thing takes off, then I'm off to the Maldives with Bezos.)
Have a great weekend chaps.

Okay fine....Mr I'm too lazy because I make so much money as the mayor of bricksburg....


That's it, I'm calling it.
Last one to Dawa (this one's for you @budamacdvcr) for a lost on safari gets to take Merida home and let me tell ya...when she wants ya ta hit her bullseye with your arrow, it will make your quiver quiver.

 

[docsoliday1]

Have a great Friday All!




It's always warm enough to swim in Florida.

Negative ghostrider, the pattern is full

Or in this case


The ocean is COLD!

 

[pkondz]

Wait...What?!? Do we keep working or what?!?

Okay fine....Mr I'm too lazy because I make so much money as the mayor of bricksburg....


That's it, I'm calling it.
Last one to Dawa (this one's for you @budamacdvcr) for a lost on safari gets to take Merida home and let me tell ya...when she wants ya ta hit her bullseye with your arrow, it will make your quiver quiver.

Bravo. Not bad Doc.

 

[londontime]

What that wasn’t an authentic British accent!? I have been lied to my entire life!!!

There is still an active contract out on him from where I'm from in East London.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Okay fine....Mr I'm too lazy because I make so much money as the mayor of bricksburg....


That's it, I'm calling it.
Last one to Dawa (this one's for you @budamacdvcr) for a lost on safari gets to take Merida home and let me tell ya...when she wants ya ta hit her bullseye with your arrow, it will make your quiver quiver.

 

[pkondz]

There is still an active contract out on him from where I'm from in East London.

West London, on the other hand, sounds exactly like that.

 

[JC1984]

There is still an active contract out on him from where I'm from in East London.

Funny story don’t know why this made me think of it but I was at a pub near Cambridge one time when I was at RAF Mildenhall and I was talking it up to some young lady and she asked me “Are you taking a piss at me?” Me being young and American said “No I just peed and I am really not into that type of thing”. Needless to say I didn’t stand a shot with her. It was only later I learned “taking a piss” means to tease or make fun of.

 

[londontime]

Morning guys from a sunny London. Those you on the book of face may have seen I took matters into my own hands, and as Danny couldn't get to the dole whip, the dole whip had to get to Danny.


Having a swing at it today.

West London, on the other hand, sounds exactly like that.

West London is posh, so they all sound like Mary. Like the Lady K. She's from that neck of the woods. It has its advantages.

Are you taking a piss at me?”

Taking the piss is one of those beautiful phrases that can be applied to many situations, depending on how you say it.

Okay fine....Mr I'm too lazy because I make so much money as the mayor of bricksburg....


That's it, I'm calling it.
Last one to Dawa (this one's for you @budamacdvcr) for a lost on safari gets to take Merida home and let me tell ya...when she wants ya ta hit her bullseye with your arrow, it will make your quiver quiver.

Well played, my young apprentice......

And its Deputy Mayor to you, padawan. True Power lies behind the throne.

What that wasn’t an authentic British accent!? I have been lied to my entire life!!!

Fun fact.
The voice coach of DvD for Mary Poppins was from a certain country whose Army practices marching backwards. Tell me that crime against my heritage wasn't deliberate.
I kid you not.

Have a great day my friends.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

And its Deputy Mayor to you, padawan. True Power lies behind the throne.

 

[CapeCodTenor]

Hey, Guys, happy Saturday morning. Had another great day yesterday and can't wait for next week. I hadn't had enjoyed a job this much in a long time. I will say that because I'm training, and also a float, all I'm doing is checking-in/out patients, so no extra work is being given to me which is a good thing and a bad thing, I guess. The good thing about it is that since I'm only a float receptionist, I won't be given any projects or busy work to work on since I'll be there only for a day or two. The bad thing is that because I'm not working on anything other than checking-in/out patients, it can slow down when there's no one to check-in/out. Oh well, can't have it all, I guess. Not too much planned for the weekend. I do have an awards ceremony with the National Commander of the VFW later today where my post, along with others, will be given an award for 50 years as a post. Otherwise a normal weekend for me. Talk to you later.

The main difference we notice when we are over your way is Drug commercials. This is not a thing in the UK, apart from headache tablets et al. Never have I sat through Seinfeld and thought, you know what, I'm gonna give that heart treatment function a go, that will fill a weekend.

My favorite commercials are the Cialis commercials. Those were funny commercials.

Morning folks.
Whelp, I didn't get called in this morning, which means my next time I go in to work is April 2nd.
Very happy about not working for a bit.
Now if only there was something to do over the next few weeks!

Vacation? Nice! Whatcha planning on doing during your time off?

The cake isn't all gone, but I did have a good amount.

I seem to remember hearing something about that.

You gotta give Camel Cigarettes credit, they came up with a great campaign.

Yes! We watch quite a bit of US TV and that's something that always makes me shake my head.
"Try new Avera! It's the only cure for you! Ask your doctor to prescribe Avera today!
May cause blindness, uncontrollable explosive diarrhea, extreme hair loss except on your hands where it causes extreme hair growth, dizzyness, vertigo, projectile vomiting, tremors, stuttering, uncontrollable laughing especially at funerals, inability to talk or walk and death."

Me too. Once the snow is off it.

Okay fine....Mr I'm too lazy because I make so much money as the mayor of bricksburg....


That's it, I'm calling it.
Last one to Dawa (this one's for you @budamacdvcr) for a lost on safari gets to take Merida home and let me tell ya...when she wants ya ta hit her bullseye with your arrow, it will make your quiver quiver.

Good one.

 

[declansdad]

Morning All.

Huge lottery win last night so I'm watching House Hunters to see what I can get. What do you think I can get for $11?

Here is the link for tonight's Zoom if anyone is interested.

Hop on and Hop off when you want. Someone may be there.

https://zoom.us/j/2817709524?pwd=dHA0b3JDZ2ZJOXdzK0psQk50TXJsUT09

Meeting ID: 281 770 9524
Passcode: 534483

 

[JC1984]

Morning All.

Huge lottery win last night so I'm watching House Hunters to see what I can get. What do you think I can get for $11?

Here is the link for tonight's Zoom if anyone is interested.

Hop on and Hop off when you want. Someone may be there.

https://zoom.us/j/2817709524?pwd=dHA0b3JDZ2ZJOXdzK0psQk50TXJsUT09

Meeting ID: 281 770 9524
Passcode: 534483

What is this zoom meeting I am always seeing?

 

[declansdad]

What is this zoom meeting I am always seeing?

Back when the world went crazy, we started chatting on Zoom. It's been pretty much every Saturday night, most the guys are from Facebook but there are a few from both here and there.