DIS Dads DDC XXXIV: The Original Home Of The DISDads!!!

Dads of the DIS talk about life, bacon, Disney, bacon, kids, bacon, cars, bacon, family life, and lots of other fun stuff! And beer. And bacon.
Maybe I'm a glutton for punishment, but I'm starting at the beginning... well the second thread, and gonna read every post till I'm current. Ya'll pray for me.
Dude... you're crazy! Just jump in here now. I don't even want to go back and read all that crap! Keep in mind that you can ignore the post padding at the end of every. single. thread.

And just so you know... you missed a thread. And good luck finding it. :rolleyes1
 
Dude... you're crazy! Just jump in here now. I don't even want to go back and read all that crap! Keep in mind that you can ignore the post padding at the end of every. single. thread.

And just so you know... you missed a thread. And good luck finding it. :rolleyes1

DisDad's Evil Incorporated...
The original thread XIII.
Yeah, that one got vaporized.

There's also the one day thread from the last leap year (if we really want to be "compleatist" about it :rolleyes: ).
http://www.disboards.com/threads/dd...ls-thread-one-day-to-race-on-through.2885869/
 
Well, hey there, hi there, ho there!

I guess you could say I'm the new guy. I'm Jessy, and my love of Disney is kind of a recent thing. When my lovely wife (She Who Must Be Obeyed... SWMBO) and I were planning our wedding 8 years ago (just celebrated 8 years on 1/19), she briefly threw out the idea of honeymooning in Disney. I was skeptical that I, being a manly male man, could possibly enjoy Disney World!

Fast-forward to May 2014. I had just turned 30, graduated from college, and our son turned 4 the previous December, and we chose to celebrate by taking our first trip to Disney World! By this time, I had wised up, and knew I would have a great time, if only because I'd be able to enjoy it through my son's eyes. I couldn't have been more wrong! As beautiful as it was to watch my kid's eyes light up with wonder and amazement, I found my own eyes lighting up the same way! From our check-in at POP Century, I was hooked. I even tried talking my wife into letting me apply for an Analyst position (that's what I do in real life here in New Orleans), but she swears she could never live in Florida.


Although we love traveling to many places, we decided as a family that we would do our best to visit WDW at least every other year. I'm now hooked on Disney movies and music. We didn't have a TV growing up, so most of the classic movies are new to me (I'll tell you about how Ursula scared 6 year old me to tears in front of my Kindergarten peers another day), and I can't get enough of them. We usually have a family movie night on Friday or Saturday, and I've commandeered that evening for the foreseeable future until my kids (we now have a 16 month old daughter who was just a bun in the oven on our May 2014 trip) have seen every one of them. Just last week I created an "Ultimate Disney (Animated Movies) Playlist" on Spotify (if you click that link, it should take you to Spotify to check it out). I tried to stick with whatever original soundtracks were available, but also included the Disney Classics collection and a few other albums I like. The playlist currently has 1,508 songs that would play for almost 68 hours!

I think it's safe to say I'm a DIS Dad. My kids are totally DIS Kids too! When planning our trip this year, we asked the boy if he would rather visit Disney just before Christmas, and have a few presents from Mommy and Daddy on Christmas morning, or NOT have any presents from Mommy and Daddy, but be at Disney ON Christmas DAY (Santa would bring 1 present, regardless). Now, as we're all dad's here, I'm sure you understand that kids love presents. My son is no different. He asks for more presents while he's opening presents. When shopping for other people's presents, he tries to buy presents for himself... I'm sure you get the point. Needless to say, in less time than it takes to say MOUSE, he was jumping off the walls saying he wanted to be at Disney on Christmas. So there you have it... 12/19 - 12/26, we'll make our second visit (first visit for our sweet princess... at least that she'll be aware of) to the World!


(I'd like to add, looking at the recent previous posts, I had my first Old Fashioned the past weekend while SWMBO and I celebrated our anniversary. I'm normally a Single Malt Scotch drinker, but this was eye-opening!)



:welcome: WELCOME TO THE DISDAD'S CLUB Jessy! :welcome:





You have been added to The Official DISDad Members List on Page 1, Posts 8 & 9!:thumbsup2

Your Official Member Number is #809!


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Hi I'm new to the DisDads. I'm leaving for Disney in 9 days for the families third trip.


:welcome: WELCOME TO THE DISDAD'S CLUB 6travel! :welcome:





You have been added to The Official DISDad Members List on Page 1, Posts 8 & 9!:thumbsup2

Your Official Member Number is #810!


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So, you may call me a nerd, but when there's a thread like this on a forum, with as much history as this one has, I like to dig back and learn that history. I like to figure out as many of the inside jokes as I can, maybe pick up a few new fart jokes, etc. It took me some digging, but I tracked down every previous DDC thread... all 34 (including this one) of them. The first one shows that there's 190 pages, but they're all blank, not sure what's up with that. (EDIT, I found a link to the real first thread and edited the link below. Not sure what that other thing was)

One thing that kind of surprised me though, especially in the beginning of this thread, with all it's metrics, there's no one post that contains a link to each of the previous posts. So, if anyone is nerdy like me, here are all 33 previous threads.

Maybe I'm a glutton for punishment, but I'm starting at the beginning... well the second thread, and gonna read every post till I'm current. Ya'll pray for me.

I. http://www.disboards.com/threads/the-dis-dads-club.1635716/
II. http://www.disboards.com/threads/the-dis-dads-club-ii.2224667/
III. http://www.disboards.com/threads/the-dis-dads-club-iii.2366118/
IV. http://www.disboards.com/threads/the-dis-dads-club-iv-man-laws-cheese-balls.2439511/
V. http://www.disboards.com/threads/the-dis-dads-club-v-mans-room.2518747/
VI. http://www.disboards.com/threads/the-dis-dads-club-vi-mans-room.2590512/
VII. http://www.disboards.com/threads/the-dis-dads-club-vii-oh-peanut-butter.2668951/
VIII. http://www.disboards.com/threads/the-dis-dads-club-viii-the-online-mancave.2689805/
IX. http://www.disboards.com/threads/the-dis-dads-club-ix-the-fastest-moving-thread-around.2704485/
X. http://www.disboards.com/threads/th...or-mantengase-alejado-de-las-puertas.2717685/
XI. http://www.disboards.com/threads/the-dis-dads-club-xi-wheres-perry.2743068/
XII. http://www.disboards.com/threads/the-dis-dads-club-xii-oh-there-you-are-perry.2782469/
XIII. http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xiii-zerphonics-spoken-here.2837904/
XIV. http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xiv-its-a-trap.2855131/
XV. http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xv-we-put-the-fun-in-dysfunctional-christophers-thread.2860737/
XVI. http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xvi-here-because-fed-allows-it.2871565/
XVII. http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xvii-leap-year-edition.2878759/
XVIII. http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xviii-spring-fever.2894928/
XIX. http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xix-squirrel.2916764/
XX. http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xx-the-quest-for-more-bacon.2942898/
XXI. http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xxi-passing-time-until-our-next-trip.2961764/
XXII. http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xxii-end-of-summer-bash.2982248/
XXIII. http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xxiii-where-everyone-knows-your-name-norm.3006061/
XXIV. http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xxiv-what-bacon-shortage-were-full-of-it.3021934/
XXV. http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xxv-it’s-a-special-holiday-episode-of-the-disdad’s-club.3032962/
XXVI. http://www.disboards.com/threads/dd...and-all-we-got-was-this-lousy-thread.3044187/
XXVII. http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xxvii-penguins-in-paradise.3067512/
XXVIII.http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xxviii-stormin’-the-castle-since-2007.3106931/
XXIX. http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xxix-we’re-over-750-dads-with-a-disney-problem.3139085/
XXX. http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xxx-mike-mike-mike-mike-mike-what-day-is-it-mike.3175097/
XXXI. http://www.disboards.com/threads/dd...nd-the-globe-even-tim-happy-holidays.3207664/
XXXII. http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xxxii-a-dole-whip-in-paradise.3257731/
XXXIII.http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xxxiv-the-original-home-of-the-disdads.3358596/

You got some readin' ahead of you, son. Better get comfortable!
 
Welcome Home!


I like those "no pants at work" days where HR can't say a dang thing about it!

In 10 more years, it's no pants retirement. Just dream about that.

Biggest snow in the Nashvile area since 13 years ago. It's a mess so many accidents that if there is not an injury police are not responding as there are just so many - just exchange insurance info and try to get home.

Not sure why anyone would be out in this snow, and if their boss told them they had to go to work, then they suck.

So, you may call me a nerd, but when there's a thread like this on a forum, with as much history as this one has, I like to dig back and learn that history. I like to figure out as many of the inside jokes as I can, maybe pick up a few new fart jokes, etc. It took me some digging, but I tracked down every previous DDC thread... all 34 (including this one) of them. The first one shows that there's 190 pages, but they're all blank, not sure what's up with that. (EDIT, I found a link to the real first thread and edited the link below. Not sure what that other thing was)

One thing that kind of surprised me though, especially in the beginning of this thread, with all it's metrics, there's no one post that contains a link to each of the previous posts. So, if anyone is nerdy like me, here are all 33 previous threads.

Maybe I'm a glutton for punishment, but I'm starting at the beginning... well the second thread, and gonna read every post till I'm current. Ya'll pray for me.
it!

I joined in thread 2 and I didn't even read thread 1. I hope you return here before reading all that crap. We post padded so much the moderators gave us our own sub-forum.
 
So, you may call me a nerd, but when there's a thread like this on a forum, with as much history as this one has, I like to dig back and learn that history. I like to figure out as many of the inside jokes as I can, maybe pick up a few new fart jokes, etc. It took me some digging, but I tracked down every previous DDC thread... all 34 (including this one) of them. The first one shows that there's 190 pages, but they're all blank, not sure what's up with that. (EDIT, I found a link to the real first thread and edited the link below. Not sure what that other thing was)

One thing that kind of surprised me though, especially in the beginning of this thread, with all it's metrics, there's no one post that contains a link to each of the previous posts. So, if anyone is nerdy like me, here are all 33 previous threads.

Maybe I'm a glutton for punishment, but I'm starting at the beginning... well the second thread, and gonna read every post till I'm current. Ya'll pray for me.

I. http://www.disboards.com/threads/the-dis-dads-club.1635716/
II. http://www.disboards.com/threads/the-dis-dads-club-ii.2224667/
III. http://www.disboards.com/threads/the-dis-dads-club-iii.2366118/
IV. http://www.disboards.com/threads/the-dis-dads-club-iv-man-laws-cheese-balls.2439511/
V. http://www.disboards.com/threads/the-dis-dads-club-v-mans-room.2518747/
VI. http://www.disboards.com/threads/the-dis-dads-club-vi-mans-room.2590512/
VII. http://www.disboards.com/threads/the-dis-dads-club-vii-oh-peanut-butter.2668951/
VIII. http://www.disboards.com/threads/the-dis-dads-club-viii-the-online-mancave.2689805/
IX. http://www.disboards.com/threads/the-dis-dads-club-ix-the-fastest-moving-thread-around.2704485/
X. http://www.disboards.com/threads/th...or-mantengase-alejado-de-las-puertas.2717685/
XI. http://www.disboards.com/threads/the-dis-dads-club-xi-wheres-perry.2743068/
XII. http://www.disboards.com/threads/the-dis-dads-club-xii-oh-there-you-are-perry.2782469/
XIII. http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xiii-zerphonics-spoken-here.2837904/
XIV. http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xiv-its-a-trap.2855131/
XV. http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xv-we-put-the-fun-in-dysfunctional-christophers-thread.2860737/
XVI. http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xvi-here-because-fed-allows-it.2871565/
XVII. http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xvii-leap-year-edition.2878759/
XVIII. http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xviii-spring-fever.2894928/
XIX. http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xix-squirrel.2916764/
XX. http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xx-the-quest-for-more-bacon.2942898/
XXI. http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xxi-passing-time-until-our-next-trip.2961764/
XXII. http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xxii-end-of-summer-bash.2982248/
XXIII. http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xxiii-where-everyone-knows-your-name-norm.3006061/
XXIV. http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xxiv-what-bacon-shortage-were-full-of-it.3021934/
XXV. http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xxv-it’s-a-special-holiday-episode-of-the-disdad’s-club.3032962/
XXVI. http://www.disboards.com/threads/dd...and-all-we-got-was-this-lousy-thread.3044187/
XXVII. http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xxvii-penguins-in-paradise.3067512/
XXVIII.http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xxviii-stormin’-the-castle-since-2007.3106931/
XXIX. http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xxix-we’re-over-750-dads-with-a-disney-problem.3139085/
XXX. http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xxx-mike-mike-mike-mike-mike-what-day-is-it-mike.3175097/
XXXI. http://www.disboards.com/threads/dd...nd-the-globe-even-tim-happy-holidays.3207664/
XXXII. http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xxxii-a-dole-whip-in-paradise.3257731/
XXXIII.http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xxxiv-the-original-home-of-the-disdads.3358596/

Page One Updated with a link to this post.
 
The kid is hunkering down ready for anything from a dusting of snow to glacial armageddon. I'm thinking of heading to the Keys for the day in solidarity for all of you that are snowed in but it will be in the mid forties tomorrow and Sunday mornings. Stay safe up there and if you need a respite from the cold, come on down.

Hi I'm new to the DisDads. I'm leaving for Disney in 9 days for the families third trip.

Welcome. Have a blast on the trip.

Maybe I'm a glutton for punishment, but I'm starting at the beginning... well the second thread, and gonna read every post till I'm current. Ya'll pray for me.

OK, maybe everyone is being polite but I'll say it, YOU'RE NUTS. Thinking about it, I would be interesting to see how some of the memes began. But then again, I am certifiable. Welcome anyway.

DisDad's Evil Incorporated...
The original thread XIII.
Yeah, that one got vaporized.

Like having your crazy Uncles over for Thanksgiving proving the old adage, ingesting mass quantities of booze and turkey does not end well. Those were the days.
 
OK, maybe everyone is being polite but I'll say it, YOU'RE NUTS. Thinking about it, I would be interesting to see how some of the memes began. But then again, I am certifiable. Welcome anyway.
Most of our inside jokes are linked to from page 1. I guess if I were to suggest going back to read anything it would be those links on the first page.

The key is to know the MAN LAWS!
 
So, you may call me a nerd, but when there's a thread like this on a forum, with as much history as this one has, I like to dig back and learn that history. I like to figure out as many of the inside jokes as I can, maybe pick up a few new fart jokes, etc. It took me some digging, but I tracked down every previous DDC thread... all 34 (including this one) of them. The first one shows that there's 190 pages, but they're all blank, not sure what's up with that. (EDIT, I found a link to the real first thread and edited the link below. Not sure what that other thing was)

One thing that kind of surprised me though, especially in the beginning of this thread, with all it's metrics, there's no one post that contains a link to each of the previous posts. So, if anyone is nerdy like me, here are all 33 previous threads.

Maybe I'm a glutton for punishment, but I'm starting at the beginning... well the second thread, and gonna read every post till I'm current. Ya'll pray for me.


Well looky here.....the new kid.....showin' off!

:D

Well done Sir, well done!
 
Sounds like it's a good thing you are home. How much snow is down?
Have not heard an official but based on my patio table id say about 4" of snow on top of a thin sheet of ice. Kicker is still snowing but wind is gusting and it is drifting in Nashville :scared1: From Chicago I am experienced with wind and drifting snow but the hilly terrain here just can't handle this. Big concern is that the interstates are getting clear but gonna freeze over tonight. This neck of the woods just ain't equipped to handle this.


 
Have not heard an official but based on my patio table id say about 4" of snow on top of a thin sheet of ice. Kicker is still snowing but wind is gusting and it is drifting in Nashville :scared1: From Chicago I am experienced with wind and drifting snow but the hilly terrain here just can't handle this. Big concern is that the interstates are getting clear but gonna freeze over tonight. This neck of the woods just ain't equipped to handle this.



Gosh! It's like a winter wonderland!! Sigh, I remember the last time it "snowed" in New Orleans. Temps were in the 20s overnight, and there was maybe 4 patches of ice in the whole metro area. Work shutdown for a day, and I got to work from home the second day. It was great.
 
So, if anyone is nerdy like me, here are all 33 previous threads.

Nicely done.

Maybe I'm a glutton for punishment, but I'm starting at the beginning... well the second thread, and gonna read every post till I'm current. Ya'll pray for me.

Holy sh.... uh... shnikey!
See you later, we'll miss the sane version of you.
 
14 inches of snow and another 4"-8" expected before we are done. Could be worse.
 
So, you may call me a nerd, but when there's a thread like this on a forum, with as much history as this one has, I like to dig back and learn that history. I like to figure out as many of the inside jokes as I can, maybe pick up a few new fart jokes, etc. It took me some digging, but I tracked down every previous DDC thread... all 34 (including this one) of them. The first one shows that there's 190 pages, but they're all blank, not sure what's up with that. (EDIT, I found a link to the real first thread and edited the link below. Not sure what that other thing was)

One thing that kind of surprised me though, especially in the beginning of this thread, with all it's metrics, there's no one post that contains a link to each of the previous posts. So, if anyone is nerdy like me, here are all 33 previous threads.

Maybe I'm a glutton for punishment, but I'm starting at the beginning... well the second thread, and gonna read every post till I'm current. Ya'll pray for me.

I. http://www.disboards.com/threads/the-dis-dads-club.1635716/
II. http://www.disboards.com/threads/the-dis-dads-club-ii.2224667/
III. http://www.disboards.com/threads/the-dis-dads-club-iii.2366118/
IV. http://www.disboards.com/threads/the-dis-dads-club-iv-man-laws-cheese-balls.2439511/
V. http://www.disboards.com/threads/the-dis-dads-club-v-mans-room.2518747/
VI. http://www.disboards.com/threads/the-dis-dads-club-vi-mans-room.2590512/
VII. http://www.disboards.com/threads/the-dis-dads-club-vii-oh-peanut-butter.2668951/
VIII. http://www.disboards.com/threads/the-dis-dads-club-viii-the-online-mancave.2689805/
IX. http://www.disboards.com/threads/the-dis-dads-club-ix-the-fastest-moving-thread-around.2704485/
X. http://www.disboards.com/threads/th...or-mantengase-alejado-de-las-puertas.2717685/
XI. http://www.disboards.com/threads/the-dis-dads-club-xi-wheres-perry.2743068/
XII. http://www.disboards.com/threads/the-dis-dads-club-xii-oh-there-you-are-perry.2782469/
XIII. http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xiii-zerphonics-spoken-here.2837904/
XIV. http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xiv-its-a-trap.2855131/
XV. http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xv-we-put-the-fun-in-dysfunctional-christophers-thread.2860737/
XVI. http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xvi-here-because-fed-allows-it.2871565/
XVII. http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xvii-leap-year-edition.2878759/
XVIII. http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xviii-spring-fever.2894928/
XIX. http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xix-squirrel.2916764/
XX. http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xx-the-quest-for-more-bacon.2942898/
XXI. http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xxi-passing-time-until-our-next-trip.2961764/
XXII. http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xxii-end-of-summer-bash.2982248/
XXIII. http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xxiii-where-everyone-knows-your-name-norm.3006061/
XXIV. http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xxiv-what-bacon-shortage-were-full-of-it.3021934/
XXV. http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xxv-it’s-a-special-holiday-episode-of-the-disdad’s-club.3032962/
XXVI. http://www.disboards.com/threads/dd...and-all-we-got-was-this-lousy-thread.3044187/
XXVII. http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xxvii-penguins-in-paradise.3067512/
XXVIII.http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xxviii-stormin’-the-castle-since-2007.3106931/
XXIX. http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xxix-we’re-over-750-dads-with-a-disney-problem.3139085/
XXX. http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xxx-mike-mike-mike-mike-mike-what-day-is-it-mike.3175097/
XXXI. http://www.disboards.com/threads/dd...nd-the-globe-even-tim-happy-holidays.3207664/
XXXII. http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xxxii-a-dole-whip-in-paradise.3257731/
XXXIII.http://www.disboards.com/threads/ddc-xxxiv-the-original-home-of-the-disdads.3358596/

2012- Leap Day Special Edition: http://www.disboards.com/threads/dd...ls-thread-one-day-to-race-on-through.2885869/

Dude... you're crazy! Just jump in here now. I don't even want to go back and read all that crap! Keep in mind that you can ignore the post padding at the end of every. single. thread.

And just so you know... you missed a thread. And good luck finding it. :rolleyes1

Most of our inside jokes are linked to from page 1. I guess if I were to suggest going back to read anything it would be those links on the first page.

The key is to know the MAN LAWS!

I'm an infrequent visitor to the Disdads page. But, Welcome. I would say that the bit afwdwfan mentions about Man Laws is key.
also, Cheese Balls is a WAY long ago throwback, along with Beverly, Peanut Butter, and, well, MAN LAWS, come to think of it...

The point is, don't think about the point. I like to say "DisDads: Off Topic since 2007"

Welcome to the nuthouse!
 
Have not heard an official but based on my patio table id say about 4" of snow on top of a thin sheet of ice. Kicker is still snowing but wind is gusting and it is drifting in Nashville :scared1: From Chicago I am experienced with wind and drifting snow but the hilly terrain here just can't handle this. Big concern is that the interstates are getting clear but gonna freeze over tonight. This neck of the woods just ain't equipped to handle this.

Shoveled the driveway twice today. I'm not sure why, as the roads are too bad to leave the house.

14 inches of snow and another 4"-8" expected before we are done. Could be worse.

You had more than us. I think we are around the 5" level now, but I haven't heard the official amount from the news.
 



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