DIS Dads DDC XXX: Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike, What Day Is It Mike?

[Twin Dad]

Who else is already making plans for midnight 12/18/2015?

 

[AirGoofy]

Christmas cards arrived early today. I would like to mail each of you one, but that is way too expensive.

This is the best I can do.

 

[BigTikiDaddy]

Evening...

So here is now last night went.

11:00 PM - about to hit the sack...went into the kitchen and found shredded cardboard EVERYWHERE.
11:05 - Investigation revealed the cardboard was the remnant of a World's Finest Chocolate box. Memory files are hazy on the exact remaining contents, but a nagging certainty lingers that it contained 2 dark chocolate bars.
11:06 PM - Locate Beagle's nose sticking out from under daughter's bed. Lift dust ruffle, view guilty expression.
11:10 PM - Reviewed chocolate consumption protocols on the internet and have determined dog will either be fine or be dead. Pondering pros and cons of each.
11:15 PM- On the advice of vet line, administer Hydrogen Peroxide to beagle to induce vomiting. Explain to said canine that in the event of dire consequences, that I would miss her terribly, but I would NOT dip into the Disney fund to go have her fool stomach pumped or check her into the doggie ER. Because she’s a dog. Not a person.
11:30 PM - I walk around the yard waiting for the dog to do something. She never does.
12:00 AM – The dog wants to play ball.
12:30 AM – The dog has been howling at the lamp for the past several minutes.
1:00 AM– The dog has yet to vomit or show any signs other than excitement. And possibly paranoia.
1:45 AM – After running around a bit more, the dog fell asleep.
5:45 AM – The dog is awake and wants out. She has still not expelled anything at this point, and as far as purging the contaminant from her stomach, it wouldn’t matter if she did...that window has passed.
6:15 AM – The dog is in and saying good morning to everyone when, without sound or warning, she unleashes a cloud of stench that would knock the feathers off a duck. She seems proud. I know I would be.
7:30 AM – The dog is in her kennel, and I am heading to work with a double strong cup of coffee.

Her fate remains unkown, but given her iron stomach and general lack of symptoms, she seems poised to survive. I shall check on her at lunch and see.

Just epic. Hope dog is okay, and that you catch some Zzz's.

Hope the Mrs. gets over the coughinb fits. cough syrup with codeine is wonderful stuff.

She has to be carefull wth that stuff, she's diabetic, but we do have some speciial syrup somewhere. Shipping her and the girls 300 km away might help too

“DDC XXXI: The Cinderella Incident”

Hummm…
I like it.

You nailed it right there.

Who else is already making plans for midnight 12/18/2015?

I can barely plan two weeks from now, let alone that far ahead, Pray tell what is significant with that date?

 

[BigTikiDaddy]

I can barely plan two weeks from now, let alone that far ahead, Pray tell what is significant with that date?

Ah, found it...nevermind. More looking forward to Hobbit Two and Three personally.

 

[declansdad]

Got your card today Norm, thanks.

 

[wasnotafan]

Christmas cards arrived early today. I would like to mail each of you one, but that is way too expensive.

This is the best I can do.

Nice.

Just replace the faces and the backgrounds and you will have ours as well if we had done picture cards.

 

[GreatBiscuit]

Well all, I am happy to report that the dog has survived relatively unscathed. (At least my wife tells me I am happy about it.) Aside from a rather anxious dart to Poo Corner, (the greenest patch of lawn on our property coincidentally), she ran in wanting to play and has been her normal howling, obnoxious, food-crazed self. (The dog that is, not my wife.) Glad to have brought some laughs today and now...I'm off to get the girls from Gymnastics. Night all!

 

[AirGoofy]

Just replace the faces and the backgrounds and you will have ours as well if we had done picture cards.

Got your card today Norm, thanks.

 

[that's nice]

On my way home. I have my annual physical tomorrow. I figured it would be so bad, I took the rest of the day and Mon & Tues as well.

Don't forget to relax and breathe out....

Who else is already making plans for midnight 12/18/2015?

Ummm... did I miss something?

Christmas cards arrived early today. I would like to mail each of you one, but that is way too expensive.

This is the best I can do.

Looks good!

Well all, I am happy to report that the dog has survived relatively unscathed. (At least my wife tells me I am happy about it.) Aside from a rather anxious dart to Poo Corner, (the greenest patch of lawn on our property coincidentally), she ran in wanting to play and has been her normal howling, obnoxious, food-crazed self. (The dog that is, not my wife.) Glad to have brought some laughs today and now...I'm off to get the girls from Gymnastics. Night all!

Congratulations?????

 

[DisneyFed]

Got our Magic Bands today so I guess we're getting close!


Come on Nov 15!!!!!

 

[GreatBiscuit]

Congratulations?????

I tend to be a bit tongue in cheek when bellowing about the little heifer, but I am quite fond of that dog. Even if she does drive me nuts half the time.

 

[AirGoofy]

Don't forget to relax and breathe out....

Ummm... did I miss something?

and cough! That future date is next Star Wars movie.

I tend to be a bit tongue in cheek when bellowing about the little heifer, but I am quite fond of that dog. Even if she does drive me nuts half the time.

It sounds like you like your dog, bit also have good perspective. Glad to hear the dog is ok.

 

[mm1971]

Happy Friday Morning Gentlemen! Last hoop tournament for DD this weekend, then we are full into the town program. Looked at DS upgraded grades and with a few weeks left to the first trimester, he has straight A's across the board. That is all!

Christmas cards arrived early today. I would like to mail each of you one, but that is way too expensive.

This is the best I can do.

Thanks for the card Norm! We haven't even chosen a picture yet.

Got our Magic Bands today so I guess we're getting close!

Come on Nov 15!!!!!

I'd ask you to pick me up on the way, but I'm pretty sure I'm 1,000 miles out of your travel route. Have a great time!

 

[Captain_Oblivious]

Christmas cards arrived early today. I would like to mail each of you one, but that is way too expensive.

This is the best I can do.

Hey, thanks for the card! Should I print it out to put with the others?

 

[DisneyDaddy-O]

Good Friday Morning Gents!!


This is what I woke up to this morning....

Gross...

 

[DisneyFed]

Good Friday Morning Gents!!


This is what I woke up to this morning....

Gross...

Hey man...

Someone dumped a whole bunch of Flour around your crib and ride....

What a wast of good a good baking ingredient...

 

[Goofy + 3]

Who else is already making plans for midnight 12/18/2015?

I'm actually in line for it right now.

 

[scott2997]

Good Friday Morning Gents!!


This is what I woke up to this morning....

Gross...

OMG - it's thawing!!! Canada is thawing out!!!

I hope it starts to get colder for you....I wouldn't want your igloos to melt!!!


I'd better call Brian and make sure he's ok!

 

[that's nice]

Got our Magic Bands today so I guess we're getting close!


Come on Nov 15!!!!!

Sweet! Make sure you take a ride on IASM for me!

I tend to be a bit tongue in cheek when bellowing about the little heifer, but I am quite fond of that dog. Even if she does drive me nuts half the time.

and cough! That future date is next Star Wars movie.

Figured it was something like that....

Hey, thanks for the card! Should I print it out to put with the others?

Good Friday Morning Gents!!


This is what I woke up to this morning....

Gross...

The so called weathermen are saying we could see our first snowfall next week. I call BS but after the last few years of snow on 10/30/11 & 11/7/12 they could be right.

Hey man...

Someone dumped a whole bunch of Flour around your crib and ride....

What a wast of good a good baking ingredient...

You sure that's flour? Isn't there a crazy mayor up there doing a whole bunch of crazy things with white stuff?

I'm actually in line for it right now.

We should send you a DisDads care package.

OMG - it's thawing!!! Canada is thawing out!!!

I hope it starts to get colder for you....I wouldn't want your igloos to melt!!!


I'd better call Brian and make sure he's ok!

You're killing me!!!!

 

[Captain_Oblivious]

I'm actually in line for it right now.

Awesome! So you'll let us cut in later.

OMG - it's thawing!!! Canada is thawing out!!!

I hope it starts to get colder for you....I wouldn't want your igloos to melt!!!


I'd better call Brian and make sure he's ok!