DIS Dads DDC XXIII - Where Everyone Knows Your Name! NORM!!!!!

[Captain_Oblivious]

Why is it that some days I can pour coffee just fine, and others, it spills. Any scientific research to this?

Well, you have to have something to pour it into.

It's the middle of October. They're probably all snowed in for the winter and have nothing better to do.

Oh, and while I’m here…

"weinie"

Still with the scholarly repartee, I see.

 

[FreezinRafiki]

Isn't that how Wisconsin is this time of year too?

Nah, we're still "road construction" season. We won't get snowed in until around Halloween.

Also "weinie" is not used nearly enough in corporate settings nearly enough

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Oh... and thanks for the tag, Randall <== Is a thumb

You are Welcome!

Well… I see that just as I was asking about the interest level on the thread stats, that there was actually an inquiry into their whereabouts. Being as there is still some interest…

Here ya’ go:

Randall,
You’ll need to update the file names on the first page with these to get them to update there. I’ve taken to always changing the names so as to force everyone’s various browsers and apps to pick up the most current image rather then displaying whichever version is currently stored in their devices’ cache

Page one has been updated! Thank You Rob!

...and by my wedding I mean the wedding I DJed last weekend.

Just shows you, that you have to be careful what you say.

Don't think I shared with you Dads, I officiated at both my DD weddings. Which sounds so much better than...


I married my Daughters.

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

Still with the scholarly repartee, I see.

Just tryin’ to fit in.

 

[katoot]

Hey all!

I've got a bit of a favor to ask. You may have seen his posts on Facebook, but my brother Patrick, more commonly known as Turkey Lurkey, is trying to raise money for his local Children's Miracle Network Hospital by playing video games for 24 hours tomorrow (Saturday). He's already met the goal he set (twice), but he feels he can get more. Just click the link below, and feel better about yourself. As Reverend Lovejoy's wife from the Simpsons would say: Won't somebody please think of the children?

Click this to help kids.

 

[katoot]

Also, woo hoo! I'm still somehow in the top 30! I really need to step up my game if I want to stay there. Been a bit busy these days. The wife was in the hospital for about 5 days due to gestational diabetes (Koreans like to play it safe, it seems). She came home on Tuesday, and now I've been playing nurse, giving her insulin shots every morning at 6am (which is actually the time I've been getting up for work anyway). I've also been busy with work, and a bunch of part time classes to save up money to be ready for the twins.

Welcome, congratulations, and condolences to all that apply.




Top 30 Ownage!

 

[twokids0204]

Well… I see that just as I was asking about the interest level on the thread stats, that there was actually an inquiry into their whereabouts. Being as there is still some interest…

Here ya’ go:

Once again... excellent job Rob.

 

[Emma's Dad]

Just shows you, that you have to be careful what you say.

Don't think I shared with you Dads, I officiated at both my DD weddings. Which sounds so much better than...


I married my Daughters.

Yes... MUCH better!

 

[declansdad]

Once again... excellent job Rob.

Quick training session?

 

[twokids0204]

Woohoo I cracked the Top 30.

Me too...

 

[twokids0204]

Mickey's 10 commandments can be applied to most anything.
Know your audience
Wear your guest’s shoes, that is, don’t forget the human factor
Organize the flow of people and ideas
Create a ‘Wienie’
Communicate with visual literacy
Avoid overload, create turn-ons
Tell one story at a time
Avoid contradictions – maintain identity
For every ounce of treatment provide a ton full of treat
Keep it up


Also "weinie" is not used nearly enough in corporate settings nearly enough

I found a better way...

I just postponed the training to another day, and redirected the blame to someone else...

 

[twokids0204]

Quick training session?

See above...

 

[that's nice]

You're always welcome... We Canadian's are a friendly bunch.

I was acrid not to offend eh.

There are usually a couple that show up at Cane's games in Whaler's shirts. I think there is a cult of hipster hockey fans. I liked your team before it existed.

They still sell Whalers hats, shirts, jerseys up here. I'd buy one if I was sure one cent didn't go to Peter Karmanos.

Hey! I ain't Canadian. I just have the accent.

I thought Minnesota was part of Canada.

That's what I was assuming, that's why I didn't say congrats , well anyways congrats on the DJ job lol

Thanks!

 

[that's nice]

Well… I see that just as I was asking about the interest level on the thread stats, that there was actually an inquiry into their whereabouts. Being as there is still some interest…

Here ya’ go:

Thanks for keeping the stats Rob!

You’ll get use to it.
I feel like that most of the time around here.

It's ok... Here have a beverage on me.

Nah, we're still "road construction" season. We won't get snowed in until around Halloween.

The sooner the better. Hopefully you get 5 feet next week. I need to gain an advantage since my hitman only bumped into you.

Just shows you, that you have to be careful what you say.

Don't think I shared with you Dads, I officiated at both my DD weddings. Which sounds so much better than...


I married my Daughters.

I always call them my weddings... With the amount of weddings I do, I could never afford all the divorces.

 

[that's nice]

I found a better way...

I just postponed the training to another day, and redirected the blame to someone else...

 

[baseballmickey]

has this ever been posted here??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY59f3M7irI

 

[declansdad]

I found a better way...

I just postponed the training to another day, and redirected the blame to someone else...

You must be in upper management.

 

[that's nice]

has this ever been posted here??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY59f3M7irI

I think my ears just exploded.

 

[declansdad]

Hello........hello.........hello........hello........hello

 

[that's nice]

Hello........hello.........hello........hello........hello