DIS Dads DDC XXI - Passing Time Until Our Next Trip

[Cinderella's Fella]

Not that I am aware of. Was I sleep-calling?

I was listening to the Olympic channel and a guy called in who coached his two daughters in soccer.

Since my wife occasionally reads these boards, I have to say, on the record, I completely 100% unequivocally disagree with the sentiment expressed in this image and I am utterly offended any one of my fellow Disney Dads could hold such an unflattering view point regarding women.

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.
God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines.
One line for the men that dominated their women on earth
and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women.
Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."

Said and done, the next time God looks the women are gone
and there are two lines.
The line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long,
on the line of men that dominated women there was only one man.

God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves.
I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates.
Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud.
Learn from him!"
Tell them my son how did you manage to be the only one on that line?
The man said, "I don't know.
My wife told me to stand here."

 

[Twin Dad]

I took the TV away from the kids for a week. They are getting creative. They are taking turns sitting in the ball bin and having their sibling fill the bin then dumping the contents. They were told to stop before someone got hurt. Their response was to put down pillows.

I hate getting outsmarted by 3 year olds.

 

[ClearScreen]

sell out

That's me!

Man up.

Nope.

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.
God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines.
One line for the men that dominated their women on earth
and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women.
Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."

Said and done, the next time God looks the women are gone
and there are two lines.
The line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long,
on the line of men that dominated women there was only one man.

God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves.
I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates.
Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud.
Learn from him!"
Tell them my son how did you manage to be the only one on that line?
The man said, "I don't know.
My wife told me to stand here."

 

[AirGoofy]

I was listening to the Olympic channel and a guy called in who coached his two daughters in soccer.

Wasn't me. I don't have a subscription to satellite radio. I have to be cheap to afford all the stuff DW buys and hoards.

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.
God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines.
One line for the men that dominated their women on earth
and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women.
Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."

Said and done, the next time God looks the women are gone
and there are two lines.
The line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long,
on the line of men that dominated women there was only one man.

God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves.
I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates.
Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud.
Learn from him!"
Tell them my son how did you manage to be the only one on that line?
The man said, "I don't know.
My wife told me to stand here."

As comedian Ralphie May said, the advice he got on women, was that a man in a relationship can either be right, or be happy.

I took the TV away from the kids for a week. They are getting creative. They are taking turns sitting in the ball bin and having their sibling fill the bin then dumping the contents. They were told to stop before someone got hurt. Their response was to put down pillows.

I hate getting outsmarted by 3 year olds.

They have a way of doing that. DW tells them they aren't going to Disney World if they misbehave. They know I'm going and will take them with me, so no deterrent.

 

[moose615]

Hey everyone, been away from the boards for a few days,hope everyone's been well. Did I miss anything good?

 

[Bo Duke]

Fantasyland's expansion Grand Opening will be on December 6, 2012 with previews of the attractions beginning November 19. http://ow.ly/cOfmp

 

[theduck619]

Fantasyland's expansion Grand Opening will be on December 6, 2012 with previews of the attractions beginning November 19. http://ow.ly/cOfmp

This is great news

 

[wasnotafan]

DS got to go to the big city with me today since I didn't dare leave him home alone for 10 hours. In exchange for some tree-ripe fresh peaches, watermelon, blueberries, a trip to half-price books, and a hot dog combo at Sam's Club he had to endure his first board meeting. He now thinks they are "bored" meetings.

 

[AirGoofy]

Hey everyone, been away from the boards for a few days,hope everyone's been well. Did I miss anything good?

All our usual brilliance.

Fantasyland's expansion Grand Opening will be on December 6, 2012 with previews of the attractions beginning November 19. http://ow.ly/cOfmp

I'll miss the previews by a month. Well, there's always 2013.

DS got to go to the big city with me today since I didn't dare leave him home alone for 10 hours. In exchange for some tree-ripe fresh peaches, watermelon, blueberries, a trip to half-price books, and a hot dog combo at Sam's Club he had to endure his first board meeting. He now thinks they are "bored" meetings.

Did we get a whole watermelon? If so, sounds like a good exchange.

 

[declansdad]

Evening Gents, anything exciting happening in here over the last day or so.

I'm spending the evening trying to catch up while watch some Hidalgo.

 

[Emma's Dad]

Since my wife occasionally reads these boards, I have to say, on the record, I completely 100% unequivocally disagree with the sentiment expressed in this image and I am utterly offended any one of my fellow Disney Dads could hold such an unflattering view point regarding women.

Hey! You can't go changing avatars! That totally throws me off!

 

[BigTikiDaddy]

Easiest way to remember how long you've been married - you just have to know what year it is. So basically January and half of February are shot, because I still write the wrong year on my checks. (That's "cheques" for you Canucks )

Oh, like, good one, eh?

Everything involves bacon.

Or, everything revolves around bacon.

Depends on the tour. The Historic tour has stairs in and stairs out and some lights. The one that left before us yesterday was a 3 hour, 3 mile tour where you had to carry a lantern. That may not have the stairs.

You had me at "carry a lantern"...awesome.

Wasn't he supposed to be a Cub? We can't do anything right..

Ah the Cubs...put here on the Earth to make us Leafs fans feel better.

Are you telling her that or having it printed on your tshirt when you walk in the door?

Dad'd wear that in a minute,

 

[moose615]

I was pretty bummed about missing the opening of the expansion,but gives me a good reason to plan a trip before my DD starts school next year, also I can hitch a ride with Norm on their next trip,whatca say haha

 

[afwdwfan]

We'll be there for opening day of fantasyland! I guess that's good, but I was kind of hoping it would be open a few Weeks before we're there. Unfortunately, we really didn't have mk time scheduled at the end of the week so it looks like some juggling is going to have to be done so we can be there on the 6th. We might get a few mk hours the morning of the 7th too before we head out.

eta... I'm losing it. Were there till the 8th... So we actually have one more day after it opens than I originally thought.

 

[Twin Dad]

DS got to go to the big city with me today since I didn't dare leave him home alone for 10 hours. In exchange for some tree-ripe fresh peaches, watermelon, blueberries, a trip to half-price books, and a hot dog combo at Sam's Club he had to endure his first board meeting. He now thinks they are "bored" meetings.

Smart kid

They have a way of doing that. DW tells them they aren't going to Disney World if they misbehave. They know I'm going and will take them with me, so no deterrent.

My wife made a similar threat before our last trip. I tried following through and was the designated ****** for a week.

We'll be there for opening day of fantasyland! I guess that's good, but I was kind of hoping it would be open a few Weeks before we're there. Unfortunately, we really didn't have mk time scheduled at the end of the week so it looks like some juggling is going to have to be done so we can be there on the 6th. We might get a few mk hours the morning of the 7th too before we head out.

eta... I'm losing it. Were there till the 8th... So we actually have one more day after it opens than I originally thought.

Sweet. Enjoy the crowds.

 

[Disney Commando]

We went to the towns Night Against Crime tonight, son had a Great time, but something threw me BIG TIME my wife won something from a radio station It is Happy Hour at a big bar a few towns over for 40 people

I don't know the details yet, but if drinks are included, the people I know can probably make the place go broke in a hour, or it would be the last time they will do it

 

[disdadIL]

What day is mentally punch your boss repeatedly day?

 

[disdadIL]

Smart kid

My wife made a similar threat before our last trip. I tried following through and was the designated ****** for a week.

Sweet. Enjoy the crowds.

Hey nemie

 

[theduck619]

We'll be there for opening day of fantasyland! I guess that's good, but I was kind of hoping it would be open a few Weeks before we're there. Unfortunately, we really didn't have mk time scheduled at the end of the week so it looks like some juggling is going to have to be done so we can be there on the 6th. We might get a few mk hours the morning of the 7th too before we head out.

eta... I'm losing it. Were there till the 8th... So we actually have one more day after it opens than I originally thought.

It will be crowded, but awesome

 

[theduck619]

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