Beer - by the Asylum Street Spankers
Speed is a drag it's a big big drag
Set your mind on fire make your organ sag.
Coke is a joke rather take a toke
Than be broken and a chokin' with your brain cells smokin'.
Tripping on acid makes you flaccid
DMT too rich for me.
Heroin; aquarium; a nice brown box to bury in.
Marijuana makes me wanna eat candy and #%&$ Madonna
With her hair bleached by peroxide
Huffin' on some Nitrous Oxide.
Well I've tried 'em all and it might sound queer
But my favorite drug is a nice cold beer.
Beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, we love beer.
I get thrills from pills but mostly chills from Robitussin and a bottle of Nyquil.
Ecstasy's okay with me
On airplane glue you sneeze ACHOO!
Mohawk girl with a needle in her neck
Nervous wreck, can I call collect?
Nicotine is so obscene
And caffiene only makes me mean.
Huff'n spray paint ain't so quaint
It gives you headaches and makes you faint.
Hash is a gas like a blast from the past
But tryin' to hunt it down is a pain in the $^*
Well I tried 'em all and it might sound queer
But my favorite drug is a nice cold beer.
Beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, we love beer!