DIS Dads DDC XVIII - Spring Fever!

[scott2997]

Applebee's has rats!!

Old Man, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!

 

[DisneyFed]

Old Man, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!

...there's a "blankety blank" Cougar in the car...

 

[scott2997]

...there's a "blankety blank" Cougar in the car...

I might only be 9 years old, old man, but I can still kick your ***!

 

[twokids0204]

If you don't chew Big Red then #%*@ you.

 

[twokids0204]

Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said..."I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.

 

[scott2997]

Ricky Bobby: How was school today, boys?
Walker: I threw a bunch of Grandpa Chip's war medals off the bridge.
Ricky Bobby: Sounds like a good day. How 'bout you, TR?
Texas Ranger: The teacher asked me what was the capital of North Carolina. I said Washington, D.C.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Bingo.
Ricky Bobby: Nice.
Texas Ranger: She said "No, you're wrong." I said "You got a lumpy butt." She got mad at me and yelled at me and I pi**ed in my pants and I never did change my pee-pants all day. I'm still sittin' in my dirty pee-pants.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: I wet my bed until I was nineteen. There's no shame in that.

 

[DisneyFed]

I watched that Highlander Move...it was xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[twokids0204]

Remember that time in tenth grade when we got kicked out of class for playing with Matchbox cars? Who's the retard now?

 

[twokids0204]

 

[DisneyFed]

"Now you see me....now you don't"

"That's just dumb"

 

[scott2997]

Dear 8 pounds 6 ounces... new born infant jesus,don't even know a word yet...

 

[DisneyFed]

Anarchy. Anarchy. Anarchy.

I don't know what it is, but I like it.

 

[tutter99]

Not trying to pull us into a political discussion but here's a great quote from Uncle Ted this morning:
“Well, I cannot put it in more positive terms. What a couple of professional, cordial, take care of business federal agents they were,” he explained. “We got down to business and they wanted to make sure that they understood that I threatened no one’s life and they determined that, shook hands and I went and rock ‘n rolled and they went secret-servicing.”

Fed I really think you need to work that into at least one report "I was out Federal Agenting......."

 

[BigTikiDaddy]

Alright, I'm out the door...last shift to deal with till the weekend. Have a good one guys

 

[10dedfish]

Time for an early lunch. Sent off for approval to spend some money so that will take the better part of the day to hear back if I do since it is Friday. Would like to get out of the office this afternoon but I refuse to leave until the stack on the desk is a manageable size.

You dedication was duly noted a yellow sticky of appreciation will be attached to your next paycheck!

Oh yeah... almost forgot the most important detail. Cracker Barrel serves breakfast all day.

That can make the decision process a little more difficult sometimes though. At most restaurants, I know what I want to order before I ever sit down. Cracker Barrel's a little different though. Sometimes I feel like having some pancakes, sometimes chicken & dumplins, sometimes it's any number of other things.

I love me some Cracker Barrel, but I usually end up with the Chef's Salad. I absolutely love it and usually end up sharing with the youngest dd.

Not trying to pull us into a political discussion but here's a great quote from Uncle Ted this morning:
“Well, I cannot put it in more positive terms. What a couple of professional, cordial, take care of business federal agents they were,” he explained. “We got down to business and they wanted to make sure that they understood that I threatened no one’s life and they determined that, shook hands and I went and rock ‘n rolled and they went secret-servicing.”

Fed I really think you need to work that into at least one report "I was out Federal Agenting......."

 

[Disneyferris]

June 6 I'll have my first Dole Whip! Will any DISdads be in Orlando June 6 through June 11th?

We arrive on the 14th just miss you.

 

[BigTex71]

Here is my obligatory post of the week.

Nothing to see here, move along.

 

[DisneyFed]

Not trying to pull us into a political discussion but here's a great quote from Uncle Ted this morning:
“Well, I cannot put it in more positive terms. What a couple of professional, cordial, take care of business federal agents they were,” he explained. “We got down to business and they wanted to make sure that they understood that I threatened no one’s life and they determined that, shook hands and I went and rock ‘n rolled and they went secret-servicing.”

Fed I really think you need to work that into at least one report "I was out Federal Agenting......."

I think I might try...

 

[Disney Commando]

Wow no posts in the last 5hrs, must be something good on Tv or something Maybe the History Of Bacon is on

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Wow no posts in the last 5hrs, must be something good on Tv or something Maybe the History Of Bacon is on

It Friday Night Date Night, you remember those don't you Ron? If not, get Rachel to remind you.