DIS Dads DDC XVII - Leap year edition

[disney67]

with all these nice new DisDads out here anyone want a Nemasis like me I can be rude and nice and happy and mean and deffinetly scarcastic ???
No quilifications needed just have to pay me a lb of bacon a month

 

[AirGoofy]

hey we are doing good on watching the weight I did not hear beer in that sentence did I ???
man i was never a drinker but the 2 times i did go over was when my father passed and bachlor party it would of made AFV thats all im going to say lol
and if there is a convention I will make sure i come Early and Leave real Early

I went to many parties that I did not remember what happened the next day. Fortunately, I was lucky.

did they look like they had a few ? that early ?

No, she looked quite attractive. I had not had caffeine yet. That may be another thought.

with all these nice new DisDads out here anyone want a Nemasis like me I can be rude and nice and happy and mean and deffinetly scarcastic ???
No quilifications needed just have to pay me a lb of bacon a month

I already have a nemesis. But, I'll be happy to play along while you seek one out. Go look in your mailbox. I had some bacon shipped to you.

 

[thheaton]

with all these nice new DisDads out here anyone want a Nemasis like me I can be rude and nice and happy and mean and deffinetly scarcastic ???
No quilifications needed just have to pay me a lb of bacon a month

based on your spelling I will apply. just kidding but seriously if you just want one I will play along. I like scarcastic, makes you look tough. but I need 2 lbs of bacon monthly.

 

[twokids0204]

Tomorrow Norm's going to be nicely shaved, sportin' the slicked back hair, wearing his best jeans, sunglasses.... heck he may even brush his teeth!

You go get her tiger!

 

[theduck619]

Tomorrow Norm's going to be nicely shaved, sportin' the slicked back hair, wearing his best jeans, sunglasses.... heck he may even brush his teeth!

You go get her tiger!

Man, as a nemesis I should have said that

 

[JHMCARTY]

Hello all

 

[AirGoofy]

Tomorrow Norm's going to be nicely shaved, sportin' the slicked back hair, wearing his best jeans, sunglasses.... heck he may even brush his teeth!

You go get her tiger!

Remember, I only have been completely clean shaven once in 15 years. I sport some type of facial hair at all time. And, despite being from KY, I brush my teeth everyday - all two of them.

Even if I had a chance, I am happily married for 2 years..... of 12 years. The offer makes me feel good, but I would never act on it.

 

[theduck619]

Remember, I only have been completely clean shaven once in 15 years. I sport some type of facial hair at all time. And, despite being from KY, I brush my teeth everyday - all two of them.

Even if I had a chance, I am happily married for 2 years..... of 12 years. The offer makes me feel good, but I would never act on it.

all two of them

I am sure you wouldn't

 

[AirGoofy]

with all these nice new DisDads out here anyone want a Nemasis like me I can be rude and nice and happy and mean and deffinetly scarcastic ???
No quilifications needed just have to pay me a lb of bacon a month

based on your spelling I will apply. just kidding but seriously if you just want one I will play along. I like scarcastic, makes you look tough. but I need 2 lbs of bacon monthly.

Looks like we may have some new nemesisisisisisis

 

[disney67]

based on your spelling I will apply. just kidding but seriously if you just want one I will play along. I like scarcastic, makes you look tough. but I need 2 lbs of bacon monthly.

well we are going to have to think about this heads I pay 1 lb a month tails you pay 2lbs a month ??

Tomorrow Norm's going to be nicely shaved, sportin' the slicked back hair, wearing his best jeans, sunglasses.... heck he may even brush his teeth!

You go get her tiger!

Remember, I only have been completely clean shaven once in 15 years. I sport some type of facial hair at all time. And, despite being from KY, I brush my teeth everyday - all two of them.

Even if I had a chance, I am happily married for 2 years..... of 12 years. The offer makes me feel good, but I would never act on it.

I would love to see this and this would be the song on the Radio
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2LTL8KgKv8

all two of them

I am sure you wouldn't

Guys it is not pick on NORM night is it did anyone invite him?

 

[AirGoofy]

Guys it is not pick on NORM night is it did anyone invite him?

You'll have to step up bigger than sunglasses at night. Plus, I still flying on car flirting mojo.

 

[theduck619]

You'll have to step up bigger than sunglasses at night. Plus, I still flying on car flirting mojo.

Dude, I would ride go with that for as long as I could

 

[disney67]

based on your spelling I will apply. just kidding but seriously if you just want one I will play along. I like scarcastic, makes you look tough. but I need 2 lbs of bacon monthly.

I take my spelling seriously

and the only word i need to know how to spell is DISNEY

 

[AirGoofy]

Dude, I would ride go with that for as long as I could

I plan too.

 

[AirGoofy]

I take my spelling seriously

and the only word i need to know how to spell is DISNEY

We call that zerfonics in these parts.

 

[disney67]

Norm
maybe I should start a poll with this one
hey Guys which one is Norm in this Video ??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBEQYnpFrcU

 

[AirGoofy]

Norm
maybe I should start a poll with this one
hey Guys which one is Norm in this Video ??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBEQYnpFrcU

So, your creative wit comes from YouTube? I can't engage you in a battle of wits because you're only half way there. Get it. Half-wit.

 

[twokids0204]

So, your creative wit comes from YouTube? I can't engage you in a battle of wits because you're only half way there. Get it. Half-wit.

Wow Norm... those are harsh words... after he stood up for you the other day.

Yeah, he did really.

I was talking to him the other day, and I told him Norm Smells!

And I couldn't believe it, but he did stand up for you, he said....













Like sh!t!

 

[AirGoofy]

Wow Norm... those are harsh words... after he stood up for you the other day.

Yeah, he did really.

I was talking to him the other day, and I told him Norm Smells!

And I couldn't believe it, but he did stand up for you, he said....
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Hey, I was just having fun. It's not like I called him a real bad name and said he was a Brian from Canada. That would be the worst insult of them all.

 

[thheaton]

well we are going to have to think about this heads I pay 1 lb a month tails you pay 2lbs a month ??

Heads you pay a case of Sam adams and 1 lb tails I pay 1 lb.

I take my spelling seriously

and the only word i need to know how to spell is DISNEY