I lost the game of Tupperware Tower today. Now, you may have a different name for it or haven't reached that point in your marriage yet. I'll explain the game. First, your wife collects every piece of Tupperware she can find - donations, yard sales, lunch meat leftovers, and double points for lids that don't fit any containers. Next, pick a shelf in your cupboard, stack as sloppily as possible, and then throw in more Tupperware containers, quickly slam the door, and wait for the collapse on the other spouse.
Now, you may think, we are guys, why would we ever handle Tupperware? Good point. But, since we are Disdads, we do help around the house and put away dishes.
Normally, my reflexes are fast enough to add to the tower and get the door slammed. Today, I lost. Shall I plan revenge? Cling wrap on the doorway or toilet? Rubber band the water spray thing? Shrink some clothes in the dryer? Hmmmmm.....