DIS Dads DDC XV - We put the "FUN" in dysfunctional! Christopher's thread...

[RodBelding]

Fed once had a staring contest with a painting...and won.

 

[twokids0204]

Not to interrupt the Fed accolades but we just got back from the meeting with Seton Hall. They offered 20K which is about half of the yearly tuition and room. Doesn't include other scholarships she could be eligible for and what her Florida pre-paid tuition would pay. She also gets some credits for IB and AP classes but we don't know how many yet. We shall see.

Next time get Fed to negotiate and they will pay you 20k

 

[Disney Commando]

Feds blood type is not AB it's BA

 

[RodBelding]

Fed once beat a wall at bloody knuckles.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Feds blood type is not AB it's BA

Fed's blood type is AK-47

 

[RodBelding]

Fed doesn't have a twitter account because no one is dumb enough to follow Fed.

 

[RodBelding]

Fed puts his pants on two legs at a time.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Fed can divide by zero.

 

[Disney Commando]

Not to interrupt the Fed accolades but we just got back from the meeting with Seton Hall. They offered 20K which is about half of the yearly tuition and room. Doesn't include other scholarships she could be eligible for and what her Florida pre-paid tuition would pay. She also gets some credits for IB and AP classes but we don't know how many yet. We shall see.

Tomorrow AM I head to the airport for a flight to Atlanta. Two days there and I board a plane for Roatan for a week of diving. Average temps for the week will be 85 lows 75. Can't wait. Whooo Hoooo! Will try to log on and see you on the new thread. Maybe even post a picture of two. Depends on their internet service.

Everyone have a great week. I know I will unless I don't survive the shark dive.




Yep, many times. Both vinegar and tomato based. Never tried any coke products as a base.

OK, now back to the Fed channel.

Thats Awesome You could do a nice WDW vacation with all that cash you will save, and still have some left over

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Fed to go around.

 

[RodBelding]

Fed can eat Pi.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Fed always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

 

[Wherem I Now]

So this is how Christopher's thread will go down.

All about Fed....

I love it!

Have a good time shuttin it down fellas!

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

When taking the SAT, write "Fed" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

 

[RodBelding]

Fed can boot Windows Vista in under 2 seconds.

 

[RodBelding]

Fed always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

 

[RodBelding]

Fed once drowned a fish underwater.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Fed invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

 

[twokids0204]

What would a Klondike bar do for Fed?

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Fed ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.