Turkey Lurkey
DIS Dad #551 - All Lurkey, All Turkey
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- Sep 9, 2010
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It's fun driving around up there. I think every town used the same city planner. Driving through, in order: Bar. Bar. Post Office. Bar. Church. Stop light. Bar. Elementary School.
Have you heard about the mayor of Sheboygan? Someone posted video of him on the Internet, completely drunk, saying some not nice things about his sister in law.
I remember seeing that on the news, yeah. There a youtube video out there of the mayor I'm talking about too. Search for "Marinette Mayor" and you should find it pretty easily. He was arrested in the middle of the day, in the middle of town, after hitting a street lamp. He was fall down drunk, said he was heading in to the office to do some work. He asked to hold the officer's gun, then when asked to take the breathalyzer, he requested...oral gratification. It is sad, scary, and hilarious all at the same time.
There's even an autotune remix of the video on Youtube, and he made it on TruTV's "World's Dumbest" show!
Drunken politician ownage!
TL