DDA Chapter 17

[mommykds]

Funny for the Day


Sheer Nightgown

A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally,
he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that
it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd
think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'
He never even heard the shot.... Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin.

 

[my3princes]

That is no fun! I just went through the tire thing a few months back. Luckily, last week was just a battery. Considering I have 225,000 on it, I'll count myself extremely lucky.




Prayers and hugs to Alyssa and to you! That has to be so stressful, having three kids that don't feel well, but to have one be as sick as she is, is terrifying. I hope today is much better for you all!



Terrific news!



Prayers for strength for her health, and for you guys as you make decisions.



Poor Becky. I hope she doesn't change her mind. What a tough life lesson.



Those numbers sound good enough to sit together. Have a MAGICAL trip!



Oh no -- I have reactions like that to strong smells. Someone's perfume in Church was so bad a few weeks ago, that I thought I was going to have to get up and go to the back. I hope your headache gets better!



My kids are the same way. Jake got up at 7 on Sunday. (Andrew was at a sleepover.) I asked him why he was up so early, and he told me that was late, compare to when he gets up for school.

Debbie -- Aubrey is a beautiful name. I hope she doesn't come early.

Andrew made the select baseball team. He's the number 13 player, and won't get all that much playing time, but he doesn't care. He loves the coach and the kids on the team, and it is a good team, so he'll have lots of fun and hopefully strengthen his skills.

Have a good day, DDA!

Andrew

Tom have a wonderful trip. I am so very happy for you I wish I were going somewhere.

 

[my3princes]

Good Morning.

I didn't sleep well again. My throat is still a bit sore and I have no voice at this point. The cough syrup has also made my entire body itch so I've done nothing but scratch all night. I tried to get some rest after the house cleared this morning, but wasn't very successful. The school nurse called to tell me that Hunter had gotten hit in the head with a locker door. I'm sure there is more to it than that, but I won't know until he gets home. She thinks that other than the bumb he is fine.

I need to run a couple of errands even though I do not want to. I can't put it off. hopefully I can make it quick.

 

[tinknme]

Funny for the Day

 

[babytrees]

Chuck's mom got home from the hospital yesterday. She has to be on oxygen full time now. They are going to have to talk to her about her living arrangements. We are concerned she is not strong enough healthwise to live on her own. I sure hope she gains her strength back soon or comes to terms with moving out of her house.

Prayers & for Becky as she deals with the breakup of her engagement. I don't know if it will last but they have had some serious arguments over the last day or two. As of yesterday morning, the wedding was still on and all was fine. Things blew up last night. She has called her Grandma to tell her the engagement is off. I don't want her hurting but can't cover the relief I'm feeling.

Sounds like the last couple of days have been very emotional for you all.

 

[tinknme]

Good Morning.

I didn't sleep well again. My throat is still a bit sore and I have no voice at this point. The cough syrup has also made my entire body itch so I've done nothing but scratch all night. I tried to get some rest after the house cleared this morning, but wasn't very successful. The school nurse called to tell me that Hunter had gotten hit in the head with a locker door. I'm sure there is more to it than that, but I won't know until he gets home. She thinks that other than the bumb he is fine.

I need to run a couple of errands even though I do not want to. I can't put it off. hopefully I can make it quick.

Deb hope you feel better soon & I hope Hunter does not have to big of a bump

 

[babytrees]

Good Morning DDA!

I printed our boarding passes. Our "lucky" numbers are A41 - A43. Hopefully we will all still be able to sit together on the plane.

Tammi, I had to get new tires about a year ago. The car drove so nice after that.

Amy, I hope Alyssa is feeling better today. I have been stressing hand washing and sanitizing all last week. We can't get sick now!
Nice to hear about AI. I am not sure if we will check it out or not. I know that I will not be auditioning! I would be a good candidate for the blooper real!
Deb, feel better!

Your trip came up so fast!!! Have a blast!!

 

[babytrees]

Yesterday in the main bathroom there was a floral smell, didn't know what it was but being it wasn't strong didn't worry about it, BIG MISTAKE!!
Last night before bed went to change the toilet paper roll and opened the bathroom closet and was knocked over by the smell.
Last year my mom bought me a plug in (even though I said I didn't want it ). Well I didn't know what to do with it so I tucked it in the closet, yesterday morning it had fallen over and I picked it up, but wasn't thinking and wound up putting it upside down so all the liquid spilled out.
Being it was late and John was already in bed sound asleep I had to clean up the mess with the bathroom door closed and by the time I was finished had a major headache.
I turned the fan on and closed the door for a few hours last night, but turned it off and opened the door early this morning cause it was very cold in there, now the fan is on again and it still stinks in there and I still have a slight headache.

ay yi yi!! I feel your pain!!

 

[babytrees]

Andrew made the select baseball team. He's the number 13 player, and won't get all that much playing time, but he doesn't care. He loves the coach and the kids on the team, and it is a good team, so he'll have lots of fun and hopefully strengthen his skills.

Have a good day, DDA!

Woo Hoo!! Way to go Andrew!!

 

[babytrees]

We got a light dusting last night, but boy did the temperature drop again!

and my weather is why I think Mother Nature is going through "the change" it supposed to be nearly 70 here nearly the rest of the week!

 

[Pooh67_68]

Bathroom no longer smells and I threw the kitchen garbage outside. Had to throw out a roll of toilet paper and a box of tissues as the spill made it over the edge.

Heidi - Yuck on the Plug-In. I hope the smell clears out!

 

[babytrees]

Strange question, but does anyone have issues with the feel of velour? Terra tells me that it makes her hands "feel dry" and Rachel has said similar things to Mom. Phil gets the heebee jeebees whenever he touches things like cotton balls and some velour type things, but doesn't get the "dry" thing (I don't think he can get past the creeped out feeling to get to "dry"). I'm just wondering if anyone else can explain the feeling to me and do any other fabrics cause the same issue?

I get that feeling with velour. I also get it with some "silken" clothes and high pile corduroy. Some other fabrics that everybody loves give me the heebie jeebies but I can't think of them off the top of my head right now.

 

[Pooh67_68]

I had a bad reaction at a store just a few months ago, when a couple passed by reeking of perfume and cologne. I had to use my inhaler.

Yes my headache has finally passed, thanks.

Oh no -- I have reactions like that to strong smells. Someones perfume in Church was so bad a few weeks ago, that I thought I was going to have to get up and go to the back. I hope your headache gets better!

Congrats to Andrew.

 

[babytrees]

Good Morning.

I didn't sleep well again. My throat is still a bit sore and I have no voice at this point. The cough syrup has also made my entire body itch so I've done nothing but scratch all night. I tried to get some rest after the house cleared this morning, but wasn't very successful. The school nurse called to tell me that Hunter had gotten hit in the head with a locker door. I'm sure there is more to it than that, but I won't know until he gets home. She thinks that other than the bumb he is fine.

I need to run a couple of errands even though I do not want to. I can't put it off. hopefully I can make it quick.

oh no!! Poor Deb and Hunter.

 

[Steffy]

Enjoy your trip Tom!!!

Due to a scheduling conflict, I've had to cancel my F&W trip.

 

[Pooh67_68]

Tom for leaving tomorrow, have a safe and wonderful time.

 

[Pooh67_68]

Funny for the Day

Sheer Nightgown

A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally,
he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that
it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd
think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'
He never even heard the shot.... Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin.

 

[babytrees]

Enjoy your trip Tom!!!

Due to a scheduling conflict, I've had to cancel my F&W trip.

I am sorry!!

 

[tinknme]

Enjoy your trip Tom!!!

Due to a scheduling conflict, I've had to cancel my F&W trip.

Sorry to hear this Stephanie, I know the feeling

 

[Pooh67_68]

My aunt and my sister won't touch peaches, unless someone peels them first. That same aunt can't stand any cards that have fuzzy (not sure what its called) on them.

I get that feeling with velour. I also get it with some "silken" clothes and high pile corduroy. Some other fabrics that everybody loves give me the heebie jeebies but I can't think of them off the top of my head right now.