Day 1: Airport groping and bad Mickey jokes

[PeterPanette]

Time for Space Mountain! Dan climbed into the rocket and discovered that, because of the way he sat into the seat, his shorts hiked up a bit when he sat down. His jewels had escaped their textile confinement and were subsequently hanging out of his shorts. “Umm…” he kept saying as he tried to adjust himself in the seat to remedy the situation. “What’s wrong?” I asked from behind, having no idea of his predicament. But by now we’re almost ready for blastoff, and he’s got to sit back down and try to deal with it. A female cast member ahead of us was giving Dan a very big thumbs-up. Hey Pal Mickey, you got a joke about that one?

Okay, there have been only a few times in my life that I have literally laughed OUT LOUD at something I've read online. And this was one of them. You described everything so well that I could see it happening as if I were watching a video of it.

Also, I'd LOVE to see the picture of Dan's Goofy Airlift.

I regret that I didn't read your report when you first posted it. On to the next installment!

Charlene

 

[GinaGrumpyDwarf]

yes...we TOTALLY have to see pictures of your trip...minus the "jewels" of course..lol...you're hysterical..

 

[Mysteria]

Well I know what I'll be doing after dinner....finishing this trip report! Great jog Hucifer! Glad it made it back to the front page and thanks Loubon for putting it all together.

Myst

 

[disneydreamerinny]

HHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Thanks, I needed that.

It's early, and my family is all trickling in here wondering what I am laughing at, all by myself, with my computer.....

I can't wait for more.