David Letterman's Top Ten List

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Did anyone just see David Letterman's Top Ten Signs Disney is Cutting Back? What a hoot!
 
I went to the Late Show site but they are having site issues and can't get the list to come up. Maybe later it will work.
 
I taped it last night, because David Wright was on. I can't wait to watch it.
 

I wish I could remember...d'oh! Now I have to wait until they come out in the archives next month!
 
10. Log flume ride at WDW is bring-your-own-log.

9. New theme park hours: 9:00 a.m. – 9:15 a.m.

8. Huey, Dewey and Louie sold to Chinatown restaurant

7. Instead of spooky high-tech ghosts, Haunted Mansion is filled with depressing senior citizens

6. Disneyland now billing itself as “The 12th Happiest Place On Earth”

5. Gloomy eeyore now has to give up the prozac

4. New Epcot attraction: “Bankruptcyland”

3. Space Mountain’s top speed? Twelve miles per hour

2. Snow White’s dwarves replaced with seven illegal Mexican immigrants :lmao:

1. For an extra $100, you can ride Cinderella :faint:
 
Cool-Beans said:
2. Snow White’s dwarves replaced with seven illegal Mexican immigrants :lmao:

1. For an extra $100, you can ride Cinderella :faint:
These two are funny. :happytv:
 

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