David Letterman Top Ten

[KingsFanInRI]

Did anyone see Letterman's Top Ten things asked by Saddam Hussein when he was captured? If not, here it is, from the home office in Tikrit, Iraq..........

Top Ten Questions Asked By Saddam Hussein When He Was Captured

10. "Be honest...have you ever seen a nicer spider hole than this?"

9. "Who's got a coat hanger -- this beard itches like crazy!"

8. "Anyone have a mint?"

7. "Is this about the illegal music downloads?"

6. "Am I going to be on 'Cops'?"

5. "Which describes me better right now -- 'haggard' or 'grizzled'?"

4. "How did you get past my impenetrable styrofoam brick?"

3. "Do I get the 25-million-dollar reward?"

2. "How's the war going?"

1. "Will you go easy on me if I tell you where Martha Stewart is hiding?"

 

[preshi]

Oh my gosh that is so hilarious. I'm in tears...

Thanks for sharing that.

 

[minniecarousel]

I didn't stay awake - thanks for sharing!

Did anyone see Julia Roberts on his show the other nioght? She was giving him "the business" for NOT marrying the mother of his child. Very good-natured ribbing, but very to-the-point!