Dan, RoutemanDan - The Case of the Tag Fairies
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CathyCanada
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Well THAT it explains it, then!! 
Waiting anxiously for part II.....
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Waiting anxiously for part II.....
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Bennet
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Scene II
Instructions In Ms field office.
We have followed Dan, RoutemanDan back stage at the UK. The person playing the part of Paul in the British Invasion turns out to be Klombar, RMDs secret agent controller, the elusive M. We enter a large and very elaborate spy control center under the UK shops. All kinds of strange things are happening to dummies. (test dummies not Dan & Kev.) No wonder there is no ride at UK, all this spy stuff takes up too much room.
Kev / M / Paul / Klombar pours a glass of light brown spirits from crystal decanter, presumably fine scotch whiskey. Good of you to drop in Dan, He hands Dan a glass, 75 year old single malt from my familys own distillery.
Dan has a sip. I presume this means WillyJ has been about?
Yeah he drank all the good stuff, this is all that is left, not a drop of Nyquil in a thousand miles!
So you called, ME? asks RDM
Not at all Dan Vicks is working overtime to restock the shelves.
Fine, then why was I called in? The wife and I had just ditched mom and were about to
Come, Come, Dan - No need to go into details. Naturally, There is a threat to civilization, as we know it, or we wouldnt have called for you. Are you prepared to risk you life? M asks, knowing the answer.
Of course.
Good. This looks like nothing you have ever face before. A maniacal megalomaniac threatens global domination by controlling a particular commodity market probably involving rockets and or satellites in space. M says in a serious tone.
You dont get out much do you Kev?
No not really, and call me M, why
A maniacal megalomaniac threatens global domination by controlling a particular commodity market probably involving rockets and or satellites in space sounds so much like every movie made about my exploits that one might think it a parody, quips RMD with a wink to the camera.
Really? - Will Ted Turner's Super Station be running a marathon of these movies?
I dont know. ABC got a hold of the rights They were going to run a big spy pictures show every week but it tanked like everything at ABC. I dont know who has the rights now.
You think Eisner will take the heat for it?
Nope he takes credit for micro managing anything that turns out good and fires the folks he micromanaged that were responsible for anything that turns out bad.
Nice work if you can get it.
No kidding Kev.. er.. Paul uh.. M You were saying something about a megalomaniac looking to control the world before we digressed about Eisner?
That was a digression?
Yes, RMD
Oh right we talking about the other power hunger megalomaniac.
Right has to be stopped.
Esiner?
No the bad one
Isnt that what I said?
No
What
Who is on first? asks RMD
This is a little hard to follow. States Zurgswife.
Yeah - You wouldnt be padding this to stretch so the part with Q is and the cool spy toys is its own scene would you? RMD asks, knowing the answer.
Damn Right! Bennet
Next Scene - Q and the cool spy tools!
Scene II
Instructions In Ms field office.
We have followed Dan, RoutemanDan back stage at the UK. The person playing the part of Paul in the British Invasion turns out to be Klombar, RMDs secret agent controller, the elusive M. We enter a large and very elaborate spy control center under the UK shops. All kinds of strange things are happening to dummies. (test dummies not Dan & Kev.) No wonder there is no ride at UK, all this spy stuff takes up too much room.
Kev / M / Paul / Klombar pours a glass of light brown spirits from crystal decanter, presumably fine scotch whiskey. Good of you to drop in Dan, He hands Dan a glass, 75 year old single malt from my familys own distillery.
Dan has a sip. I presume this means WillyJ has been about?
Yeah he drank all the good stuff, this is all that is left, not a drop of Nyquil in a thousand miles!
So you called, ME? asks RDM
Not at all Dan Vicks is working overtime to restock the shelves.
Fine, then why was I called in? The wife and I had just ditched mom and were about to
Come, Come, Dan - No need to go into details. Naturally, There is a threat to civilization, as we know it, or we wouldnt have called for you. Are you prepared to risk you life? M asks, knowing the answer.
Of course.
Good. This looks like nothing you have ever face before. A maniacal megalomaniac threatens global domination by controlling a particular commodity market probably involving rockets and or satellites in space. M says in a serious tone.
You dont get out much do you Kev?
No not really, and call me M, why
A maniacal megalomaniac threatens global domination by controlling a particular commodity market probably involving rockets and or satellites in space sounds so much like every movie made about my exploits that one might think it a parody, quips RMD with a wink to the camera.
Really? - Will Ted Turner's Super Station be running a marathon of these movies?
I dont know. ABC got a hold of the rights They were going to run a big spy pictures show every week but it tanked like everything at ABC. I dont know who has the rights now.
You think Eisner will take the heat for it?
Nope he takes credit for micro managing anything that turns out good and fires the folks he micromanaged that were responsible for anything that turns out bad.
Nice work if you can get it.
No kidding Kev.. er.. Paul uh.. M You were saying something about a megalomaniac looking to control the world before we digressed about Eisner?
That was a digression?
Yes, RMD
Oh right we talking about the other power hunger megalomaniac.
Right has to be stopped.
Esiner?
No the bad one
Isnt that what I said?
No
What
Who is on first? asks RMD
This is a little hard to follow. States Zurgswife.
Yeah - You wouldnt be padding this to stretch so the part with Q is and the cool spy toys is its own scene would you? RMD asks, knowing the answer.
Damn Right! Bennet
Next Scene - Q and the cool spy tools!
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CathyCanada
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CathyCanada
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z-wife, be sure you are getting royalties for this!
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(just kidding, CC!)
DaisyDebbie
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LMBO!!!
I hope RMD gets to see this one day.
And I always knew Kev had multiple personalties
I hope RMD gets to see this one day.
And I always knew Kev had multiple personalties
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