Daily thought

[monkeyboy]

What do people in China call their good plates?

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

 

[mtblujeans]

Hmmmmm.....china in China?

Smurfs must turn purple! Red on blue makes purple!!

 

[fireman17]

If nothing sticks to Teflon, how does Teflon stick to the pan?

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

Why do clocks run clockwise?

And now I'm going to show my age.

Why was it when they shot at Superman he would stand there and take the shots but, would duck when they threw the gun???