I'm just printing some invites for my dads Semi Retirement Party, that is all last minute because he wouldn't make up his mind
and I thought you might like to read my Jungle Book Theming .......
You are invited to Alan Ossie's (The OLDEST "King of the Swingers") Nearly Retirement Do! So as he's about to "Relax and try a few" Pints He would love it if you will "be his friend to the Bitter ( Or Lager if you prefer) End" ........
I tried to come up with a rhyme about him getting old and creaky but it didn't work so thought this was very apt as its his fav film of all time!
Jane

You are invited to Alan Ossie's (The OLDEST "King of the Swingers") Nearly Retirement Do! So as he's about to "Relax and try a few" Pints He would love it if you will "be his friend to the Bitter ( Or Lager if you prefer) End" ........
I tried to come up with a rhyme about him getting old and creaky but it didn't work so thought this was very apt as its his fav film of all time!
Jane