Curiouser & Curiouser-Man Bites Panda

[keishashadow]

ABC news had an odd bit on scrolling news feed this am.

Bejing -

Man jumps into Giant Panda pit @ zoo,

wakes sleeping Panda by biting him,

panda bites him back,

man reciprocates

Authorities disclose that man had 4 jugs of vino before he decided to attack the bear.

just had to share

 

[Mermaid02]

What an idiot. I hope the Panda doesn't have to have any shots because of the contamination from the man.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

If a panda got out of its enclosure and bit a person, they'd probably say that the panda was dangerous and put it to sleep, so I think they should put the idiot man to sleep. What an idiot! Did I mention that the man was an idiot?

 

[Squidrific]

If a panda got out of its enclosure and bit a person, they'd probably say that the panda was dangerous and put it to sleep, so I think they should put the idiot man to sleep. What an idiot! Did I mention that the man was an idiot?

Please stop beating around the bush - how do you really feel about the man?

 

[keishashadow]

honestly, cannot imagine that just being "drunk" would be the reason for such bizarre behaviour.

other than I know they're nearly extinct & awfully cute, don't know much about Giant Pandas but, I thought they were vegans? Although, if attacked would think they could do a great deal of harm as big as they are?

Wonder how you call someone an idiot in whatever Chinese dialect he's familiar with?

 

[Princess89]

Ummm, DUH!!! How stupid can one be? Even 3 year olds would know better, bite me and I'll bite you back!

 

[Mom2Ashli]

If a panda got out of its enclosure and bit a person, they'd probably say that the panda was dangerous and put it to sleep, so I think they should put the idiot man to sleep. What an idiot! Did I mention that the man was an idiot?

ummm - so do you really think the man was an idiot?

 

[Grumpy's Wife]

This is another one of those "What was he thinking" stories. Oh wait he wasn't thinking was he?

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Please stop beating around the bush - how do you really feel about the man?

And not only that, but he was also a stupid moron!!! Seriously, though, I think they should have left him in there and just chalked it up to "natural selection".

 

[Stitch Inside]

I heard he said the Panda tasted just like chicken. Meanwhile, the Panda was eating stuff not usually in his diet in an effort to get the taste of the man out of his mouth.