CSE-- Pg. 74 SATAN'S HAMMER, Ch.18, pg.160 "Goodnight Sweetheart" epilogue

[pkondz]

Geesh, don't you ever learn? You should have held onto the handrails.

Held onto the handrails???? I thought you said, "I yelled from the hangnails".

That would've been more helpful.

 

[shan23877]

I said, "SafeD begins with me" as I was walking towards the stairs, which is why DW didn't hear me.
She said, "What?"
I turned my head and said,
"Sa...
....fe
......D...

........be....

...............g...


.................i...



..................n...

....................s...wismchkktpt..."

then I lost consciousness at the bottom of the stairs. But I think she got the point.

Handrails! and elbows in. Sheesh.

Happy Belated Birthday to you Lady H!

 

[Thumper_Man's Wife]

Awww shucks! Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes! They made my day!

 

[MHSweb79]

Now we return you to your regularly scheduled Nebo "Trip" report...

Well, to be fair, he hasn't "tripped" yet.


Bloodthirsty? No, why?

 

[jillybeene71]

Originally Posted by jillybeene71
Main street bakery and looking at the glass blowing place is our first day at mk ritual. While the others are running for rides...we take our time and make it to Pirates and its still a walk on, and this is for Thanksgiving holidays. I saw yall at POP a couple of Thanksgivings ago...will yall be going back this year?

Oh Jillybeene,,,, there is also a chance of that happening too,,,, but we'll be staying at CBR, not Pop,,,, the free dining is calling again.



...yep free dining, only quick service though. Cant seem to make plans for sit down meals, since were bringing an 8 month old. Im thinking she'll be calling the shots on this trip.

 

[monymony3471]

Geesh, don't you ever learn? You should have held onto the handrails.

Shan beat me to it, what she said!

 

[nowellsl]

I miss one night on the DIS and it was Lady H's birthday

Happy Birthday Lady H, hope it was a good one!!

 

[buzz1121]

I said, "SafeD begins with me" as I was walking towards the stairs, which is why DW didn't hear me.
She said, "What?"
I turned my head and said,
"Sa...
....fe
......D...

........be....

...............g...


.................i...



..................n...

....................s...wismchkktpt..."

then I lost consciousness at the bottom of the stairs. But I think she got the point.

You guys are killing me!! Really funny Pkondz!

We have safety training at work next week on the company's emergency action plan and it is going to take tremendous restraint for me not to say "SafeD begins with me" and think of you guys!

Do you guys think we should get Nebo a shirt made with the SafeD slogan?

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Do you guys think we should get Nebo a shirt made with the SafeD slogan?

I think that's an awesome idea!

 

[nebo]

Ok, we all know how far behind I am, but I just don't do anything well on the computer when it's been as hot as it has been here, this is nutz. Usually, there's about 5 days a year that are tough to get through where we really wish we had airconditiioning, this year is blowing all the old records away though. So please bear with me,, after some chitchat tonight, I t;hink I can still get another chapter up tomorrow night, but I've got to see what everybody's been talking about behind my back here:

Mony, I really hope your toe and foot feel better soon! I agree with Pkondz, leave the injuries to Nebo. He's an expert with them!

That reminds me, I wonder if they got all the blood out of that robe/costume they gave me to wear as an extra that time I demolished myself during the IN-DIANA Stunt Show,,, boy, now thems good times!

Oh NO

seriously



Quinn (6) is getting much better about the um, self wiping stuff (thank goodness) but for a long time after he went he would yell out for me: "Mom! I need you! I pooped!"

he never changed the way he called for me. Never was it "Hey mom, can you come here and wipe me?" or "I just pooped, can someone help?

Nope. Always "Mom, I need you, I pooped!"

This went on so long that after a while he would run all the words together really fast so it kind of turned into one word, like "MOMINEEDYOUIPOOPED!"

Every.Time.

I got kind of tired of hearing it but you know, what really irked me is it was never DADINEEDYOUIPOOPED!!

What gives, man?

And thus ends the child poop story of the day from mirage.

Speaking for all Dads everywhere,, we are eternally gratefull that kids first choice when it comes to being wiped is mom. I knew using sandpaper would pay off in the long run.

120 grit!
Oh, take it easy,,, I only used that when I ran out of burlap.
"No daddy, no, I'll just stay right here for the next 8 hours until mommy get's home from work. "
"Hand me the Bathroom Reader, please."

When I first started teaching, I was subbing in a kindergarten class. A kid called out from the bathroom, "Come wipe my bottom." I yelled back in, "Do the best you can - Mommy's going to have to do some 'special' laundry tonight!" Sorry that it's (almost) always Mom.

Ah yes, I remember Hindergarten class well.

And Nebo, see what happens when the updates slow down? Potty talk!

I don't blame you, I have'nt been doing my job.

I broka my baby toe back in 82

Broka? What, are you Italian now?

. baby jeremy was in his crib; we were watching tv (pink panther). baby cries, mom had to LEAP up and charge into the bedroom or said baby will die or something.

Oh please don't tell this story again, I still get chills up my spine.

we had a tiny living room and the playpen (remember those? miss them) took up a third of it. the leg stuck out on an angle and went right between my baby toe and the 4th one.. ouch!

nebo settles Jeremy down.. ok, we'll see how it goes with the toe.. doesn't look TOO bad.
5 minutes later, baby jeremy creis again, I repeat the exact scenario: LEAP up and jam that play[en leg into the same spot!!!
no the baby toe was sticking out perpendicular to the rest of the foot.
NEbo: "no doubt about it now; it's broken."

Yep,, she was considerate enough to then make it real easy to diagnose,, while all the toes were pointing north, her baby toe was doing the side point, "I'm with Stupid" thing, only problem was,, there wasn't another stupider toe next to that one. But like I said, she did make it easy to figure out if we needed to go to the emergency room or not.
Just like that old story:

Two guys are hunting, when one get's bit by a water moccasin.
His buddy calls for help:
"Help, my buddy just got bit by a snake, and I think he might be dead"!

"Ok sir, just calm down. The first thing we need to do is to make sure if he's dead or not."

A few seconds later two shots ring out over the phone:

"Ok, now what?"

after the er dr. distracted me and yanked it back in place (and nebo took my hands off his throat), all they did was tape it to the next one.
and I ran out of the white adhesive tape at home, so I walked around for a week or two with black electrical tape around my 2 toes.

Yes, but remember how convenient it was when the speaker wire came down in the cabin of the boat,,, and I was out of tape,,,,

(Nebo isn't the only dork in the family)

Yes, but I'm still HEAD dork, right? Right?

I'm glad you had a good reaction to the doctor.

My DH broke his baby toe about 2 weeks before we left for WDW this past June. He was limping around, but he still managed to have a good time.

Ah, brings back memories,,, my very first trip to Disney,,, and blowing out my knee one month before the trip tryingt to win a bottle of Boonesfarm at a soccer fund rasing party doing the Limbo.
And no, nothing to do with Rush.

I ran into a wall getting my daughter a bottle in the middle of the night and literally saw stars. I looked like I got beaten up the next day at work, swollen nose, black eyes. I'm sure there were some whispers.

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You mean, I'l bet Mr. Squid took a beating, at least perception wise. I know exactly what he went through,, all the while Diane's toe was taped up,, I could hear them whispering,,, "Tsk,,, Nebo's beating up her toes again."

What made me think of this was this: Going down stairs, ALWAYS hold on to handrails. Even the President of WDW gave a talk on this a couple of years ago, with a personal story of going up the stairs carrying her dog and a cup of tea and tripping on her bathrobe and falling down the stairs.

Look out for trip hazzards too, and do not block exits! And spills, there shall be no spills!

The goal is "No one gets hurt" (Am I really saying this in a Nebo report? )

End of lecture.

So, in closing, always remember: SafeD begins with me!

Yes, they beat that into us continuously...

Yes,, good, logical common sense.
Like you intimated, in a Nebo trip report, about safety.

The man who invented "Running with Scissors!"

When my youngest granddaughter, Ainsley, was almost 2, my daughter, Stephanie had just about given up on potty training her. Now, Stephanie had bought a basket full of wonderful potty treats to use in the training, including princess crowns, coloring books, Disney stickers and more. Ainsley used to stand and stare at it on top of the fridge, just wishing she could have one without actually using the potty.
One Sunday morning Ainsley saw mommy using the potty and commented. A light bulb went off in Stephanie's head and she told Ainsley she was going to get a potty treat for using the potty. Ainsley walked into my room, where I was sitting on the bed, and a minute later Stephanie came in sporting a new Disney sticker on her pajamas. Ainsley, totally without expression, said "Good job Mommy. I'm poud of you." Stephanie then left the room. Ainsley slowly and thoughtfully closed the door behind her began pacing back and forth in front of the door. You could just see the wheels turning inside her little head as she was thinking, "I'm actually going to have to begin using the potty. If I don't, Mommy is going to get all my potty treats, because you know she uses the potty ALL the time. Well played, Mommy." Then she lifted her arms a little and let them fall again and said, "I hate Mommy."

Wow, Sandy, I absolutely LOVE that story, well done, and very well written,, I can just picture Ainsley lifting her arms that way, and dropping them. Smidgy does that all the time.

 

[nebo]

Catchy! SafeD begins with me! Almost right up there with "There's a great big beautiful tomorrow....

Or, "Only Hugh can prevent forest Friars"

I hate you Ponzi.

True story:

Today I was so bored at work, I decided to attend the monthly safety meeting at my Resort that I have to drive to. A guy I work with says:

"Be safe, buckle up"

To which I responded: "Always! SafeD begins with me"

They are brainwashing us, I'm telling you!!

What?:????? YOU? We are paying 135 bucks a night to stay at "Sports" and you think YOU are the one that's being brainwashed?:

Marita, that is hilarious! I am laughing so hard that DH and DD are asking me what is so funny! SafeD begins with me....yep, I'm going to use it!

Ok, is it just me? Am I the only one not getting something?

I said, "SafeD begins with me" as I was walking towards the stairs, which is why DW didn't hear me.
She said, "What?"
I turned my head and said,
"Sa...
....fe
......D...

........be....

...............g...


.................i...



..................n...

....................s...wismchkktpt..."

then I lost consciousness at the bottom of the stairs. But I think she got the point.

Geesh, don't you ever learn? You should have held onto the handrails.

I think he should quit typing as he's walking down the stairs, but what do I know?

Well, to be fair, he hasn't "tripped" yet.

That is correct, cuz I am AALLL about, SafeD first! I have grown up, I have learned my lesson, matured if you will. Life is the journey, not the destination so there' s no rush to get there. Take time, smell the roses, and watch where you're going.

I'm even taking speciall supplements my doctor put me on now, so far they seem to be working. They are supposed to make you live longer, and get rid of these terrible beings in your body that can also cause cancer, but they are not cheap.

I spend about 30 bucks a month on these "antiaccidents"


Bloodthirsty? No, why?

You are drooling.

You guys are killing me!! Really funny Pkondz!

We have safety training at work next week on the company's emergency action plan and it is going to take tremendous restraint for me not to say "SafeD begins with me" and think of you guys!

Do you guys think we should get Nebo a shirt made with the SafeD slogan?

Yikes,,, don't go there. Never underestimate Ponzi and his photoshopping abilities, and the damage he can do.
To this day the entire world still thinks we landed on the moon cuz Ponzi was messing around mixing pics.

Then there was the little matter he did with John Holmes..


I'm sorry if I missed a post of yours,,, I just needed to get back in the ball game, tomorrow gonna try and get another chapter up,,,, see you all then, K?

Oh, Mirage,,,, nice ta meetcha! Been peking in over at your report,,

 

[buzz1121]

Nebo, I had the same thought about Pkondz photo shopping a picture of the "SafeD begins with me" thing.....but after I posted it, seriously, it was an afterthought this time. As long as it's not that horrific Nebo gremlin picture wearing the shirt, I'm good. Wait.....that was intentional!

I get you on the heat. It's really intense here as well. We do have AC, you would have to be a serious glutton for punishment to live in SC without it, but it has been terribly hot and humid this summer. I stepped out of the office today to go to lunch and was met by a face full of hot air. Wonderful, just wonderful.

Say a big prayer for me tomorrow, I'm on a trip to the dark side. The kids are attending a calm, sedate party at Chuck E. Cheese. Sedate......right, in my dreams.

Later Gator!

 

[buzz1121]

Wow Nebo, crazy! I meant to say that I read the Indiana Jones blood robe comment and I remember that TR with the famous Nebo participation but......seriously, wanna take a guess as to what we are watching on TV right now? "Raiders of the Lost Ark"!!!!

We let DS stay up to watch it for the first time, with popcorn of course!!

Talk about a coincidence!!!

 

[pkondz]

Or, "Only Hugh can prevent forest Friars"

I hate you Ponzi.

Glad to be of service.

I think he should quit typing as he's walking down the stairs, but what do I know?

Quit typing while walk...
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...........................................aaagh. Ow.

Yikes,,, don't go there. Never underestimate Ponzi and his photoshopping abilities, and the damage he can do.
To this day the entire world still thinks we landed on the moon cuz Ponzi was messing around mixing pics.

Who, me?

Then there was the little matter he did with John Holmes..

I am so not going there!!

Nebo, I had the same thought about Pkondz photo shopping a picture of the "SafeD begins with me" thing.....but after I posted it, seriously, it was an afterthought this time. As long as it's not that horrific Nebo gremlin picture wearing the shirt, I'm good. Wait.....that was intentional!

Nope. Not posting that one again. Smidgy didn't like it, so... But I will post this one again.

And this one is my fave:

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Gotta just love the Nebo and Ponzi show!

PS: Ponzi, I went to a Baby Shower at AKL today, and guess what I had for the first time?

 

[Sandy Mouse]

Gotta just love the Nebo and Ponzi show!

PS: Ponzi, I went to a Baby Shower at AKL today, and guess what I had for the first time?

But did you like them?

 

[smidgy]

But I will post this one again.

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EEEEEWWWWWW! this is the one I don't like!! you have ruined my sex life forever!!! he looks SO creepy!! (and he does inthis picture, too...)

 

[smidgy]

OK, I was going to try to think of a clever remark about the "fay" hand signal, etc etc, .. but I just couldn'tstand looking at it again..

ponzi you really don't want nebo to ever get lucky again, do you?

 

[monymony3471]

Gotta just love the Nebo and Ponzi show!

PS: Ponzi, I went to a Baby Shower at AKL today, and guess what I had for the first time?

Please tell me you didn't eat what mirage was eating with the green sauce?

EEEEEWWWWWW! this is the one I don't like!! you have ruined my sex life forever!!! he looks SO creepy!! (and he does inthis picture, too...)

Hey it's Dr. Evil!

 

[laura74]

EEEEEWWWWWW! this is the one I don't like!! you have ruined my sex life forever!!! he looks SO creepy!! (and he does inthis picture, too...)

Sacrifices must be made for the good of the report, Smidgy.