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There! Now you've got it. It's a word that comes from the deep south. Some fish oils are more difficult to get out when doing laundry. You've got to watch that you don't get it on your clothing, when eating.
So, uh... I, uh... was wonderin'... uh... Is thiS uh Stainable fish?
Simple, really.
Ok, what did you spend,, twenty minutes on that one?
You're thinking of "The Longest Day". Great movie. They still have the paratrooper up on the church...
http://www.flickr.com/photos/16833954@N00/212017062
I looked at your link and i can't believe it,, but how helpless it must feel like to be hanging there, defenseless hoping nobody sees you.
And nobody caught that?
If they did they never said,,, I remember the Mad parody called it,, "Yourasshashadit Park" but I like my name better, Jurasick Park.
Aren't you glad you weren't around during the Cretacious (no, not Jurass is sick) period? Oh, wait... how old are you... really?
My Social Securtiy Number is 12.
Yes! That pretty much hits it on the head.
Ya know... there's so much going on on stage, that I wonder if it's not fairly quiet backstage.
I'm embarrassed to say that my son was actually on the Rikki Lake Show, and I don't mean in the audience.
Geez! You're only getting to the morning now?? You're getting as long winded...
as long winded as...
me.
I thiought that,,, pretty soon we'll team up like George and Jerry and write a trip report about nothing.
Oh wait,,, we're doing that now, arent we, just separately.
And you were Grateful then, no?
Yes,,, The Hobbling Dead woke up before the Coughing Dead and I was the Grateful Dead glad he was still a Walking Dead,,, and it sure loses it in transylation, doesn't it?
(and yes,,, I'm very proud of interjecting that version of translation in that sentence, makes me foolishly believe that I"ve still got it. )
I knew about Krakatoa... but couldn't remember if it was in Malaysia, so I googled it (it is). But what I found interesting is that it was 13,000 times more powerful than Little Boy and four times more powerful than the biggest nuclear bomb ever detonated. I knew it was bigger than Hiroshima... just not how much bigger.
I didn't know if it was Malaysia or Indonesia,,, and i still don't really know which is which
awww... I was going to go there.
I knew it,, I would have too, that's why I thought I'd just save us the time and,,,,
The bam was from the door reaching full extension...
Well,,, I really considered taking the time to explain that what you just said was INDEED, the reason for the sudden Bam sound, not the two doors banging together,,, and I even started doing just that,,, and then I thought,,,hey, who cares,,, why are you going offf on the lame reason for a sound effect?
But YOU had to go and bring it back up,,,, and by now,,, I gots to, I just gots to.
Aren't you glad I'm here to explain these things and totally harsh your mellow?
I'm starting to believe that there are just a limited number of keystrokes in every person, a finite, once you hit it, you then die number, and you may have just cost me 11 minutes of my life! Having to explain the Bam sound again.
Won't get it? You mean generally speaking?
Hey, give it up,,,, it falls on deaf ears,,, it's like corporal punishment, we induce on ourselves, but I do appreciate your recognition though, it's first class.
I thought octagenarians had eight legs?
I'm not gonna ask you what you thought an octopus had.
There's a Park Place in Disney?
The TTC.
And really... don't you think there should be a Marvin Gardens?
So your avatar would have a place to stay?
Nope. Not getting that one. It could be that it's so small that it's undetectable.
Sigh,,,, if it was just Laura,,, but no,,, you gotta bring it up too,,,,here goes another ten minutes of my keystroke life,,,I mentioned how everybody in the world passed me up on the way to El Centro to get the newpaper,,,,I was so slow,,,, every body passed me, including grammas.
Then when I got there,,, it wasn't open yet,,,, and I cleverly wrote that I "NEEDN"T HAVE RUSHED!"
OK? THERE, hope you're satisfied. You too Laura.
You're probably not as observant as you used to be.
Of all the things in the world I've been accused of,,, being observant has never been one ot them, only when it's something disgusting,,, like jock itch guy,,, or the human volcano going off at Columbia Harbour House.
Good analogy... or is that a metaphor... I know it's not a simile...
That always confuses me too,,, something to do with the words like and as,,,, but now I'm afraid we might have just set off Smidgy,,,,,and SHE is going to tell us.
Geez, you've even got me scared to wake her!
You should be,, especially if she's not feeling well,, because now you have absolutely no excuse with nothing left but to have to admit that you yourself are an insufferable jerk.
And a very private one. Thanks for sharing.
UH! What did I just say? It's not working,, but I do
admir all your attempts anyways.
Hey,,, it's all I got. Worked for me.
Maybe I should've put a colonel or even a semi-colonel between those sentences?
Wow,,, that's good. Well, if nobody else is having fun,, at least we are.
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.
Yeah, it's an oldie... but I absolutely had to.
I always thought that was what they called Evil Kneivel's son.
For the life of me, I can't see the logic in this. Is it so you have less of a chance of remembering where they are until after you leave the room in desperation? Or is it your way of saying, "Look, World. I have shades... I'm cool."
I'm always putting stuff there cuz it's another counter to me.
If it's a typo, oh well... but if it's not
the word was fright,,, and it started out as a typo,,, then I saw it and decided to leave it, I liked it too.
Why are they called neutrons... shouldn't they be controns? Or maybe amateurtrons?
Have to admit I had to work at it, and when I got it I thought,,,,"TEN POINTS from Slytherin!"
While humming "Lady Marmalade".
There was a one hit wonder group named Marmalade in the early '70's that made a really cool song called Reflections of my Life,,, for what it's worth.
Subtract 32 and divide by two... close enough. That makes it about 5:58.
See? Not so hard.
Ok, so who uses centigrade?
(Notice I didn't stoop down to the obvious reproduction jokes? Shows restraint. I should get bonus points for that.)
TEN POINTS to SLYTHERIN
Nope. I'm calling you on this one. Oh, I believe you said all that stuff... but there's no way I'm buying an empty hot tub. Not when you want to go in it. The more you want to go and relax in a hot tub is directly proportional to the likelyhood of one (or more) kid who'll treat it like his personal water park.
Well, you are almost right on there: not 5 minutes after I got in,,, a kid about 11 came and joined me,, all by himself.
You know, I might pay to watch ping pong Nebo.
"He's slowing down! Turn the jets on higher!"
I believe it's the largest jacuzzi on Disney Prop, the one at French Quarter is a nice one also.
Remember the MASH episode where Hawkeye was blind and made lewd remarks when one of the nurses was trying to change?
Yes,, that was one of my favorites.
There's now officially a market for a braille tatooist.
Tru story,,, a buddy of mine got on unintentional Braille tattoo once,,,, he was mr. chick magnet as it was with his blond curly hair,,, but he go a tattoo of Peppy La Pew on his arm,,, and he reacted tot he red dye,,,,so all the little bits with red in them like the nose, eyes and tongue were raise up like pimples,,, oh the girls all loved it.
I like that. Oh, BTW, here's your fixed pic...
that's amazing how you can do that,,, looks like you went back in time and took it before they got there.
Ah! So I'm not the only one. I think they made her more likeable in the movie.
You too? Smidgy thought the same thing as us.
(yes, I've seen it. DD11 wanted to see it, so DW and I decided to see it first; so we could see if it was appropriate. We decided she could see it... if she read the book first. That weekend she goes for a sleepover... and went to see the movie.)
i hated the shaky camera thing and the "way too quick" editting of screen shots,, I'll watch it again when it 's on Netflix.
No opinion. It had so little redeeming value that I don't even remember much about it. Heck, I had to google it just to remember what it was about. Plus I doubt I'll ever read 50 Shades, so I can't compare.
I'm with you there on that too, I guess.
Ha! When you get a few chapters in and haven't left the airport, give me a call.
BTW, I asked earlier if you'd seen a commercial with a rug. Here it is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwE8oONv2y0
And thanks for the chapter!
Thanks for taking the time Ponz, I know it's not a 15 minute task.
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